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[relentlessimp]

Slave? Slave?! How dare you, you big-nosed rock-eating leg-humper! The armor you wear seems to have squeezed all the brains from your skull!

[drakeyuuhi]

relentlessimp wrote...

Oh, Templar? Did you know that metal conducts electricity? It's true. Let me show you. You really should find armor of a different material if you're going to address mages in such a manner.

Several lightning casts channeled through the Templar's armor later...

Ah. Slow-roasted. Perfect.

reisits the maglc. sorry fool i'm a tampler do better then that *rushes at the blood mage and stabs her or him what/ever it is*

[Errel]

JEBesh wrote...

Two cloud-heads fighting. A mage who overestimates the power he draws from the Fade, and a slave to the Chantry. Amusing.

No need to worry my vertically challenged friend. You will get your turn...

[gare1025]

well said JEBesh

[Errel]

Two-Bull wrote...

Errel wrote...

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relentlessimp wrote...

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relentlessimp wrote...

Ah, that's too bad. Everyone's so eager to fight and shed their blood, when it could be put to much greater uses.

Leave it to "Ferelden's Next Top Dress Model" to talk diplomacy on the brink of a bar brawl. Let me guess, you didn't bring a meatshield to protect you while sprinkle "Fairy Dust" on my head?

Diplomacy? No, no. I'd like to show you a magic trick. A real one. *smiles sweetly* Just give me a drop of your blood, ser, and I'll show you wonders you've never seen before.

The only way you'll see a drop of my blood is if my pick myself to a nosebleed from boredom while watching you make the grass grow around me and the sky turn dark...

With the size of that nose, I'm sure we'll see more than a drop.

Another customer speaks. I thought I told you guys or gals, I can't really tell with all of you wearing dresses, that unless your ready to place an order, my time is precious. I know you're really proud of your ability to perform parlor tricks and turn water into wine. I'm not. Figure out how to turn water into beer and you're onto something. Until then, speak to the Minister of Trade about purchasing some more magic dust.

You certainly have a big mouth for such a small person. If i need dust short stack, I know where to get it. I shall call it, essence of Two Bull...

[Two-Bull]

You know why they call it the "Fade" don't you? That's what all of them do when they don't have a couple of warriors in front of them to protect them. They "Fade".

[drakeyuuhi]

Two-Bull wrote...

You know why they call it the "Fade" don't you? That's what all of them do when they don't have a couple of warriors in front of them to protect them. They "Fade".

      that is true.

[Fulgrim88]

Two-Bull wrote...

You know why they call it the "Fade" don't you? That's what all of them do when they don't have a couple of warriors in front of them to protect them. They "Fade".

And we all know why mages are best connected to that

[lionsfan208]

TeenZombie wrote...

I would have loved to be a human commoner. Not necessarily a farm boy/girl, but maybe a kid who grew up on the streets of Denerim, or the child of a servant in the Mage's Tower, there are tons of possibilities. My personal view of bad-behind-ery is rising above your lot in life and creating your own destiny.

I agree I thought it was strang they put a dwarf common path in but not a human common.  I would much rather that than the Human noble.

[Two-Bull]

Errel wrote...

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Errel wrote...

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relentlessimp wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Ah, that's too bad. Everyone's so eager to fight and shed their blood, when it could be put to much greater uses.

Leave it to "Ferelden's Next Top Dress Model" to talk diplomacy on the brink of a bar brawl. Let me guess, you didn't bring a meatshield to protect you while sprinkle "Fairy Dust" on my head?

Diplomacy? No, no. I'd like to show you a magic trick. A real one. *smiles sweetly* Just give me a drop of your blood, ser, and I'll show you wonders you've never seen before.

The only way you'll see a drop of my blood is if my pick myself to a nosebleed from boredom while watching you make the grass grow around me and the sky turn dark...

With the size of that nose, I'm sure we'll see more than a drop.

Another customer speaks. I thought I told you guys or gals, I can't really tell with all of you wearing dresses, that unless your ready to place an order, my time is precious. I know you're really proud of your ability to perform parlor tricks and turn water into wine. I'm not. Figure out how to turn water into beer and you're onto something. Until then, speak to the Minister of Trade about purchasing some more magic dust.

You certainly have a big mouth for such a small person. If i need dust short stack, I know where to get it. I shall call it, essence of Two Bull...

Here we go. Another super confident member of an organization that depends on Dwarven trade goods and warrior muscle to accomplish ANY and ALL of their goals. Your lucky I'm feeling nice this morning, because the only thing your parlor tricks and dresses are going to accomplish is to keep my from having to clean the blood off my hammer.

[Errel]

Two-Bull wrote...

Errel wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

Errel wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Ah, that's too bad. Everyone's so eager to fight and shed their blood, when it could be put to much greater uses.

Leave it to "Ferelden's Next Top Dress Model" to talk diplomacy on the brink of a bar brawl. Let me guess, you didn't bring a meatshield to protect you while sprinkle "Fairy Dust" on my head?

Diplomacy? No, no. I'd like to show you a magic trick. A real one. *smiles sweetly* Just give me a drop of your blood, ser, and I'll show you wonders you've never seen before.

The only way you'll see a drop of my blood is if my pick myself to a nosebleed from boredom while watching you make the grass grow around me and the sky turn dark...

With the size of that nose, I'm sure we'll see more than a drop.

Another customer speaks. I thought I told you guys or gals, I can't really tell with all of you wearing dresses, that unless your ready to place an order, my time is precious. I know you're really proud of your ability to perform parlor tricks and turn water into wine. I'm not. Figure out how to turn water into beer and you're onto something. Until then, speak to the Minister of Trade about purchasing some more magic dust.

You certainly have a big mouth for such a small person. If i need dust short stack, I know where to get it. I shall call it, essence of Two Bull...

Here we go. Another super confident member of an organization that depends on Dwarven trade goods and warrior muscle to accomplish ANY and ALL of their goals. Your lucky I'm feeling nice this morning, because the only thing your parlor tricks and dresses are going to accomplish is to keep my from having to clean the blood off my hammer.

Please stumpy, you couldn't lift that thingy high enough to stub my toe. I do not need your potato cutters to fight my battles. Why don't you come a little closer and i'll show you how usefull your steel is against the might of the arcane.

Modifié par Errel, 15 octobre 2009 - 07:31 .

[relentlessimp]

Errel wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

Errel wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

Errel wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Ah, that's too bad. Everyone's so eager to fight and shed their blood, when it could be put to much greater uses.

Leave it to "Ferelden's Next Top Dress Model" to talk diplomacy on the brink of a bar brawl. Let me guess, you didn't bring a meatshield to protect you while sprinkle "Fairy Dust" on my head?

Diplomacy? No, no. I'd like to show you a magic trick. A real one. *smiles sweetly* Just give me a drop of your blood, ser, and I'll show you wonders you've never seen before.

The only way you'll see a drop of my blood is if my pick myself to a nosebleed from boredom while watching you make the grass grow around me and the sky turn dark...

With the size of that nose, I'm sure we'll see more than a drop.

Another customer speaks. I thought I told you guys or gals, I can't really tell with all of you wearing dresses, that unless your ready to place an order, my time is precious. I know you're really proud of your ability to perform parlor tricks and turn water into wine. I'm not. Figure out how to turn water into beer and you're onto something. Until then, speak to the Minister of Trade about purchasing some more magic dust.

You certainly have a big mouth for such a small person. If i need dust short stack, I know where to get it. I shall call it, essence of Two Bull...

Here we go. Another super confident member of an organization that depends on Dwarven trade goods and warrior muscle to accomplish ANY and ALL of their goals. Your lucky I'm feeling nice this morning, because the only thing your parlor tricks and dresses are going to accomplish is to keep my from having to clean the blood off my hammer.

Please stumpy, you couldn't lift that thingy high enough to stub my toe. I do not need your potato cutters to fight my battles. Why don't you come a little closer and i'll show you how usefull your steel is against the might of the arcane.

(Holy quote tunnel.)

[Two-Bull]

The Might of the Arcane. That sounds like the probability that you could beat a gopher in an arm wrestling contest. The "Might" of the Arcane....



Now run along. I heard there's a two for one sale on dresses down at the Dress Barn.

[Bluto Blutarskyx]

being the "prince" of a nation that is the butt hole of all the other nations is not "high" caste-

we know elves are second class citizens, how are dwarves recieved?

i mean at parties do dwarven kings pay homage to low ranking human nobility?


if there is a racial stigma against sub-humans, then the highest dwarf king might fall in the ranks of the world as lower than a commoner's dog in the human world- which is the majority.

i can't say for sure, since we don't know how thier nobility is recieved.

my bet is the human noble is the highest ranked.

[Errel]

Bluto Blutarskyx wrote...

being the "prince" of a nation that is the butt hole of all the other nations is not "high" caste-

My friend, I do not know who you are, but for that. You have won the internet

[relentlessimp]

More like "sewage drain" - or maybe "fiber optic line" given their value in trade, honestly.

[Fulgrim88]

Apart from the fact that a dwarven noble would never leave orzammar, thereby never showing up on any Human Lords parties, dwarves are certainly held in higher regards than elves.
They provide the human kingdoms with many useful trade goods that they couldn't craft or achieve otherwise, while elves add nothing to society apart from labour

But i'm being talkative here, where's my axe. It's the only argument clear to cloudheads anyway

Modifié par Fulgrim88, 15 octobre 2009 - 07:42 .

[Two-Bull]

I don't see humans living on the front lines of the war against the Blight. You chose to live on the surface with the rest of dress wearing daisy's, depending on the strength of the Dwarves to protect you from the Darkspawn. The only time you get involved is after my relatives and friends have sacrificed countless lives to protect your ability to breath fresh air.



Move to the tunnels and tell me how you feel about your place in society. We're the front lines. You're the relief troops.

[relentlessimp]

If you were any good at it, dwarf, you wouldn't need us "relief troops", I'm afraid.

[Errel]

Two-Bull wrote...

I don't see humans living on the front lines of the war against the Blight. You chose to live on the surface with the rest of dress wearing daisy's, depending on the strength of the Dwarves to protect you from the Darkspawn. The only time you get involved is after my relatives and friends have sacrificed countless lives to protect your ability to breath fresh air.<br />
<br />
Move to the tunnels and tell me how you feel about your place in society. We're the front lines. You're the relief troops. <br />

Front line.. Don't make me laugh half pint. Us "surface dwellers" call that cannon fodder..

[Mordaedil]

GAAHH! Stop nesting the quotes so far back! D: They are ATTACKING me!

[Two-Bull]

I define a persons place in society by how far away from the fight they live. If you live up front, your in the upper caste. If you live miles and miles away, you're in the "Miles and Miles away" caste.



A typical answer from a dress wearing daisy that stands behind warriors to fight.

[relentlessimp]

Two-Bull wrote...

I define a persons place in society by how far away from the fight they live. If you live up front, your in the upper caste. If you live miles and miles away, you're in the "Miles and Miles away" caste.

A typical answer from a dress wearing daisy that stands behind warriors to fight.

What caste do you call the ones that have been waging a war for centuries and yet can't finish their opponents? Honestly, dwarf, your dress-wearing comments annoy me, and you smell of a cesspool. If you're so proud of your fight, why does it still rage? Why haven't the Deep Roads been cleansed yet? Do you honestly expect us to respect your opinions on both your war and the way you wage it if you can't end it?

[Errel]

He's just jealous, if he'd ware a robe it would be called a skirt instead of a dress..

[Two-Bull]

If the humans or the Circle of Mages were on the front lines the Darkspawn would be living in tree houses by now. We've repelled several blights before. We'll do it again.

Until then, if you want to solve a personal grudge, we can take it to the arena. I will warn you though. In the arena, you don't have a "Meatshield" standing between you and your opponent. I know a human or a pointy eared human wouldn't know anything about a fight like that, nor would a mage.

Modifié par Two-Bull, 15 octobre 2009 - 08:03 .