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[Commander Darmok]

I know many of you probably encountered these, but they're just too damn funny not to talk about.

First off - "Blasto the Jellyfish Stings"  I almost died!  I feel bad for anyone who wasn't on the forums to get that joke, but very well played!  (Especially the "enkindle this" reference.)

Next - the look on Shepard's face after Mordin does the ME version of Gilbert and Sullivan.  I fell over.  I seriously wish I had a save right before that conversation (I will this time!)  I'm not sure I'll ever get over it.

Finally - Seth Green's performance when the ship is attacked. It should be a really tense moment, but I couldn't stop laughing.  "This is all Joker's fault; what a tool he was!  Now I have to sit around all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord!"

What are your favorites?

[Hihogmass]

WHen joker does the robot making fun of legion.

[Litos456]

HAHAHA lol that was a funny one. Yeah also discriminating against the poor with the citadel store.

It was also funny coming up to the dancer in the VIP Afterlife area and saying wanna dance. He's like "Watch this!" and does such a stupid dance..haha

[unit77]

I can't wait for the Robot Chicken "Mass Effect".

[Chaoz14]

Perhaps my favorite is when I chose Tali as my romance interest and talked to Mordin. Mordin than gave me his "safe-sex" joke/speech. "Also forwarding advice booklet to your quarters, valuable diagrams, positions comfortable for both species. Can supply oil and ointments to reduce discomfort...." At first I was wtf, than I couldn't help but laugh.

[Commander Darmok]

Dang! I wish I had kept that save! I was so mad that I didn't get to see her face that I reloaded an old save and romanced Miranda instead. =(

[Ryven]

When you accuse Mordin of being a mass murderer during his loyalty mission and he starts listing the ways he has killed people and how he doesn't believe the genophage is actually killing anyone. I don't remember exactly how he said it but it was something along the lines of "Killed using guns, knives, explosives, and even farming equipment."

[TarkNWN]

Stand near joker a while. You'll hear him listening to a porno

[Litos456]

Lol REALLY? Wow the funniest thing I heard him do is make childish gun sounds.



Another funny thing: When Thane tells Mouse "Be still mouse. You can change your pants in a moment."

[Chained_Creator]

Once again:



Mordin singing and "Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son of a **** in space."

[alekvie1337]

I AM A BIOTIC GOD! FEAR ME!

[Kolaris8472]

I found it hilarious how obvious it was the Turian was coming on to the Quarian in the Ilium bar. Then when she says she's turning on her nerve stimulator he's all "Wait, what?"

[Cmdr.SpaceCowboy]

I can' remember how many times I bent down to pet the Varren on Tuchuncka. "Nice Varren." Then he kinda purrs and lets you rub his head till you tell it to stay.

[Creston918]

During Miranda's loyalty mission, an Eclipse merc thinks he's a badass, and he stands in your face and yaps about how you better walk away, since all the while you've been talking to him, his men have been lining up shots.



You see Shepard looking over at some crates being carried overhead (though seriously, what's up with the safeties on those things? Three bullets and they fall???)... You already know what's coming, I had my finger ready on the left mouse button.



Shepard casually breaks the Merc's neck (through his shields and armor!), Miranda shoots the other one full of lead, then Shep uses the "3 bullets and a 50 ton container falls" trick, wiping out all but one of the other Eclipse mercs.



The one Eclipse merc left, a Salarian, has an utterly stunned/scared/"I think I just wet myself!" look on his face. It's awesome.



Mordin's awesome Pirates of Penzance rendition is fantastic too. He even delivers it well.

[Bravenu3]

In the Eternity bar on Illium: a Quarian girl just broke up with her human boyfriend and her Turian friend trying to replace him. :-D



"He was always like: 'Oh, she might get sick!' 'She's so vulnerable!' 'What does her face look like?'"

"That was so insensible of him, maybe you should look for someone else. Maybe someone who can eat the same food as you *hint* *hint*"

[Litos456]

Shepard: "Tell me what I need to know or else I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan!"

[Abirn]

The military guys standing outside the Citadel crack me up every time I hear it.

[Bravenu3]

Cmdr.SpaceCowboy wrote...

I can' remember how many times I bent down to pet the Varren on Tuchuncka. "Nice Varren." Then he kinda purrs and lets you rub his head till you tell it to stay.

Buy him some meat from the shop and he'll follow you around :-D

[coinop25]

Many of my favorite moments are listed here -- I always pause to listen to the Blasto commercial, and I am so glad I have a save right before Mordin singing -- but I think I lost it most when I ran into Conrad Verner on Ilium. Apparently I had stuck a gun in his face in ME1 to get him to abandon his dreams of being a Spectre, so now he wanders around pretending to be Shepard. If I may paraphrase:



"So you just wander the galaxy, righting wrongs?"



"Hey, sometimes I talk to people, solve problems that only I can solve. You'd be surprised how many people are just waiting for someone to talk to them. ... Sometimes I poke around crates for spare credits."

[Ryven]

Oh yeah. No one has mentioned the advertisement on the citadel for the all Elcor Shakespeare play?

[Xenmir]

I always got a good laugh out of the two engineers on the lower level.

[alekvie1337]

Experience this 12 hour experience of Hamlet with an elcor all-cast

[James Costanzo]

Batarian: "What are you looking at?"

Shepard: <RENEGADE> "The guy who's day I'm going to ruin."

Batarian: "Uhh..I don't want any trouble!"

Shepard: "Maybe I do. Maybe you should get out of here before I find you some!"



Add Blood Dragon Armor on Male Shepard to intensify effect.



Also, I was playing ME1 yesterday and the disconnect jokes with the council are still king.

[SSGv2]

Hihogmass wrote...

WHen joker does the robot making fun of legion.

^This^

And every single convo between EDI and Joker

[Garlador]

"Insincere endorsement: You have not experienced the true voice of Shakespeare until you have heard it in the voice of Elcor."



I love how if you drink the "mystery drink" from the Asari bartender she gets noticeably younger and more attractive.



Garrus and Tali: "Do you ever miss those elevator rides?"

"No."

"C'mon, we'd ask you about life on the Flotilla. It was a chance to share!"

"This conversation is over."

"Tell me about your immune system again."

"I have a shotgun."

"Er, maybe some other time."



The suicide mission response from either Tali or Garrus:

Garrus: "Wait, we can refuse suicidal orders? Nobody told me that!"

Tali: "I'll remember that the next time Shepard tells us to do the impossible. That's like twice a day."



EDI: "I enjoy seeing humans on their knees... *cricket cricket*... that was a joke."



The love-struck Krogan reciting poetry for his Asari girlfriend. "Oh blue rose of Illium, plant your roots in the red soil of Tuchanka!"



Anything and everything Mordin says. "Great news! I think I developed a curse for Joker's disease! It.... no, wait. This would cause liver failure. Start from scratch." "Trying to determine how scale itch got onto the ship. Only obtainable from sexual intercourse with Varren. Implications unpleasant."