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[Iona]

Awesome, thanks.



"You know I always savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."



"....."



"That metaphor just went somewhere horrible."

[TheDreamingVoid]

Haha.. just had 5 rounds of drinks in a row at the Dark Star bar on the Citadel. Last one was a Krogan liquor. Shepard got smashed, started to slur his words and then passed out. Woke up on my hands and knees in the bathroom staring at the floor with Tali and Legion on either side of me and a Turian giving me a strange look while taking a ****** at the urinal. 

Modifié par TheDreamingVoid, 03 février 2010 - 04:01 .

[kooesa]

I can't believe no one had said this one:

after getting the connectors for the engineers they invite you to play poker with them. if you use the paragon choice you win 500 credits.



KEN: sure, take it easy on the new guy he says.

GABBY: it was worth it just to see you taken down a peg.

[Aynslie]

"If you were a turrian I would complement your head frills and your waist. So... your hair looks nice and your waist is very supportive." paraphrased.



hit paragon trigger



"Shh. you've just seduced me with your smooth talking Garrus." paraphrased.



I paraphrased the lines obviously but I think I hurt myself watching that love scene. There are just so many funny lines in this game.

[Grumpy-Mcfart]

just heard this one



Shepard: (to injured blue sun merc) If you start limping now, you might find a nice shady spot before you bleed out



merc: ****, ****, ****!



Mordin: adding insult to injury, literally, necessary?



Shepard: Maybe not, felt good, though.

[RabidWHM]

Oh I remember one! When your first meeting Thane. You can ask him questions about his illness.

Shepard's says something like "Not to look a gift assassin in the mouth..." I cracked up. It reminds me of that "gift line" said by Alistair in DAO.

[Lord Jaric]

"Go get them (tali's robot). good girl" -Tali



The conversations the enginers have, got to love the Irish.

[Boopie-Ne]

That Matriarch bartender on Ilium: "Whatcha need, babe? No sex, just cleaned the counter."

[BlindBay7]

When talking to Joker about the squad, "No surprise Mordin acts like he's superior to everyone, like he's had tenure at FU."

Joker's the best!

[da1tigers]

 YOU ARE 2 SMALL

You are too small im leaving you for a Krogan!- would you like to hear this from your partner? If not get our genitic enhancement products! lol So funny I get those emails all the time in real life!!

also the game stop video game guy lol

[SmurfSoldier07]

EDI- "I enjoy humans on their knees.....that was a joke" LOL

[PrettyTall]

When you talk to Mouse for the first time. He flinches when he sees you and then goes "Oh ****" when he sees Thane. Thane just casually puts his hand on Mouse's shoulder, leans in a bit and gently says: "Don't worry Mouse, you can change your pants in a moment." That was just awesome.

[morel142]

It was Easier.

Modifié par morel142, 03 février 2010 - 09:47 .

[JediHealerCosmin]

Mordin's singing and when he makes fun of Shepard's romance interest (the one with tali was pure win)
Joker making fun of Legion and during the mission when you control him (I think he said s*** at least 10 times)
Miranda: "We all hope you can do the impossible Shepard... no pressure"
Joker: "Take pictures!"
Rupert Gardner: "I wash my hands... most of the time."

But my absolute favorite was the conversation in my sig. It occurs if you bring Tali on Mordin's loyalty mission. 

[Elastica]

During Miranda's loyalty quest, when the female merc tells her "I was waiting for you to finish getting dressed first. Does Cerberus really lets you **** around dressed like that?".

[daong]

ScorpSt wrote...

Outside the warehouse, the guy from ME1 finally managed to get his refund and now he's at the wrong warehouse. He just won't give up, will he?

Also this exchange here:
Garrus: "You ever miss those talks on the Elevators?"
Tali: "No"
Garrus: "Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!"
Tali: "This conversation is over."
Garrus: "Tell me again about your immune system!"
Tali: "I have a shotgun."
Garrus: "Maybe we'll talk later"

Wait. How do you get them to talk to each other?

[Elastica]

Just walk up the stairs to level 28 on the citadel while they're in your party.

[thejshman]

Dancing Legion.

[Sentox6]

"She smiled when she said coffee. I think it was a euphemism."

Nice touch, BioWare

Also, I loved the look on Shepard's face when the Asari said something along the lines of "it's not like dating a human, where you just have to stick it out for a century...no offense".

Modifié par Sentox6, 03 février 2010 - 10:17 .

[ShadowWolf_Kell]

My sig says it all.

[aaniadyen]

da1tigers wrote...

 YOU ARE 2 SMALL

You are too small im leaving you for a Krogan!- would you like to hear this from your partner? If not get our genitic enhancement products! lol So funny I get those emails all the time in real life!!

also the game stop video game guy lol

Can't believe I forgot about that. I thought it was hilariously awesome Bioware had the presence of mind to put that in. lol

[Felix Golden]

Punching the monkey.

[RubyRed1975]

At the bar Eternity when the bartender was like "Would you get him before I slap his ass with a singularity". Epic

[Funker Shepard]

CmdrFenix83 wrote...

Vedaz wrote...

Robot Joker and Shephard threatening the man in the interrogation room: "Tell me a name or I will cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan!"

I prefer resolving that one without the interrupt.

Lawyer:  "Who the hell are you?"

Shepard:  "I'm a Spectre."

Lawyer:  "Oh ****..."

Should've used the "Shepard - with Special Tactics & Reconnaissance" line from Bring Down the Sky for that Crowning Moment of Laconic Awesome.