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The funniest moments of ME2 - good job BW writers!


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masterp1975

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Loved it. Couldn't stop laughing.

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jascanity

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"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions."



POW!

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When you're following the turian politician in the catwalks from Thane's loyalty mission, you can distract a worker you encounter by telling him there is a bomb...

"Hey, what are you doing here?"

Shepard: "Me? What are YOU doing here?!! This place is going to blow up!!"



But the best is, after the dialogue, the way Shepard laughs and says: "I can't believe that worked out!" Seriously, hearing Shepard laugh was incredible! She/he smiles much more than in the first game, feels more human. Fantastic.

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Some of the facial expressions are so classic... like at the start of Miranda's loyalty quest, when you hit the renegade interrupt and kill the entire merc squad except for one Salarian by dropping a cargo container on them. That Salarian's expression is the purest "OMG that did NOT just happen" that I've ever seen in a game. Or when you choose "Shoot the hostage" to resolve the crisis at the end of Thane's loyalty quest, Kolyat's face is priceless.

I wish they'd put the same amount of work into Shepard's expressions. Most of the time s/he is just blank, though there are a few good ones. And for the love of God, don't have a male Shepard tell Miranda that you admire her body... cheesiest expression ever.

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alekvie1337 wrote...

I AM A BIOTIC GOD! FEAR ME!


This is probably my favorite, along with my Shepard's mocking "charge!" and the aftermath of it.

Was in stitches.

This along with my entire experience on the Krogan's world, where I became a prime mating candidate and had the audacity to headbutt some krogan's. Man I enjoyed that world the most. Love me some Krogans. Dwarves of the Mass Effect world.

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The dialog in ME2 is amazing. Not just full sequences, but even the small physical nuances. Too many examples to cite. One I can recall off the top of my head is on the Citadel, when the C-Sec officer is sick of hearing the volus and gives him a brief crazy eye stare before admonishing him. I laughed out loud.

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I love Shepard's expression when the Asari on Illium says that it's easier to have a relationship with humans 'because you just have to stick it out for a century until they die... no offense'.

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uv23 wrote...

The dialog in ME2 is amazing. Not just full sequences, but even the small physical nuances. Too many examples to cite. One I can recall off the top of my head is on the Citadel, when the C-Sec officer is sick of hearing the volus and gives him a brief crazy eye stare before admonishing him. I laughed out loud.


Haha you just reminded me of another funny line between the C-Sec officer and the Volus.

Officer: "Sir I need you to calm down and take a deep breath..."
Volus: " YOU *gasp* MOCK *gasp* ME *gasp* HUMAN! JUST BECAUSE THE VOLK CLAN *gasp* !!!"
Officer: "It was a poor choice of words sir..."

XD

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Dave the Seagull

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"Fine, just buy anything. You've Ruined the Citadel for me."

"A fish it is!"

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Gill Kaiser

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"You humans are all racist!"

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After Tali's trial. Ask Adm Quee Quee about his name and hen mentions 2 ships he could serve on The Deffrens and the Ectomy. I nearly fell out of my chair on that one.

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Phideaux the Barbarian wrote...

After Tali's trial. Ask Adm Quee Quee about his name and hen mentions 2 ships he could serve on The Deffrens and the Ectomy. I nearly fell out of my chair on that one.


Holy crap, I only just got that!

#263
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The geth infiltration exchange is absolutely the funniest. Oh man.

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uv23 wrote...

The dialog in ME2 is amazing. Not just full sequences, but even the small physical nuances. Too many examples to cite. One I can recall off the top of my head is on the Citadel, when the C-Sec officer is sick of hearing the volus and gives him a brief crazy eye stare before admonishing him. I laughed out loud.

LMAO, I thought I was the only one to catch that. The C-sec's expression when he gets interrupted was so unexpected, they nailed it. 

Another funny one was on Ilium when you encounter the Volus who's on red sand. When you finally get to the room with the Asari commander and you see the fight play out. After the Volus' attack fails he just waves his hand at her and walks off all casual before the Asari uses a biotic attack and knocks him into a crate...F'n classic haha.

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uv23 wrote...

The dialog in ME2 is amazing. Not just full sequences, but even the small physical nuances. Too many examples to cite. One I can recall off the top of my head is on the Citadel, when the C-Sec officer is sick of hearing the volus and gives him a brief crazy eye stare before admonishing him. I laughed out loud.


Ahahahaha!!! Yes!

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Gill Kaiser wrote...

"You humans are all racist!"



I died at that part! That Krogan sounded like he was black, too. Too funny.

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Upon landing on Tuchunka post Grunt's Loyalty quest:



EDI: "Shepard it seems that Clan Urdnot's power holdings have increased significantly since you and Grunt killed the Thresher Maw.



There has also been 21 different requests from the female Krogan clan to mate with Grunt.



And one request to mate with Shepard..."







Made me Giggle.

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It seems nobody has mentioned it so far: I really liked the scene with Tali, Shepard and Jacob in the briefing room after you got Tali off that planet.

Tali's look she gave Jacob when he told her to introduce herself to EDI is just priceless. I uploaded the scene here:

I recorded a lot of funny moments and I'll be uploading them soon. Anybody's been missing Joker's Groove? Here it is:

C4Guy

Modifié par C4Guy, 03 février 2010 - 07:20 .


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Every one of these lines are great, but my favorite thing is still the Space Hamster. I would name him Boo! if I could. :)

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I happen to think the funniest scene in the game is when you headbut Uvenk. That scene is just priceless.

EDI's jokes are hilarious as well. She reminds me of Teal'c from Stargate SG-1 and how the jokes were hilarious to him.

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Headbutting Uvenk and his reaction.

EDI telling you about her humans on their knees fetish.

The Turian, in the Citadel, who keeps saying all humans are racist.

The Krogan obsessed with having a fish.

Stores that discriminate against the poor.

Favourite stores on the Citadel.

Hamlet with an all-Elcor cast.

Legion's responses of only "Yes."

slinky317 wrote...

Shepard: "Why did you use my N7 armor to repair your armor.
Legion: "...There was a hole."
Shepard: "Yeah, but why MY armor?"
Legion: "No data available."


Modifié par Dr Bob UK, 03 février 2010 - 07:56 .


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Shepard: "Why did you use my N7 armor to repair your armor.

Legion: "...There was a hole."

Shepard: "Yeah, but why MY armor?"

Legion: "No data available."

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C4Guy wrote...

It seems nobody has mentioned it so far: I really liked the scene with Tali, Shepard and Jacob in the briefing room after you got Tali off that planet.

Tali's look she gave Jacob when he told her to introduce herself to EDI is just priceless. I uploaded the scene here:


I didn't really find it funny, but I did think that was absolutely fantastic and a perfect example of how great they did with little expressions like that this time around.

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Morlans talk about cross-species intercourse. HILARIOUS. Also, when you save the salarians in Nassana's tower. "Tell him to aim for her head, cause she doesn't have a heart!"

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After the doing the right for Grunt, I came back to the krogen city and EDI tells you that "There are four breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard."