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[ErundilAenar]

Can't believe no one's mentioned the Elcor bouncer yet.



-Let me in or I'll punch that ugly ass you call a face!

-With barely restrained menace. Try it.

[RationalDelirium]

Every Joker's line.



The spam mail you recive (come on Edi! I can see why the collectors found the normandy so easily!).



The cross species talk with mordrin

[WarlockSoL]

ErundilAenar wrote...

Can't believe no one's mentioned the Elcor bouncer yet.

-Let me in or I'll punch that ugly ass you call a face!
-With barely restrained menace. Try it.

I love when he starts teasing the guy and saying he will let him him for 100 credits, then 200 credits, and then says he changed his mind.  I don't recall the exact dialog but it was pretty hilarious.

[rob4001]

When using the scanner on uranus EDI says " Probing uranus"

[Squints1318]

The quarian and turian in Eternity.

"Oh, it's okay! Our ammino acids are all different, so its not like we can get diseases or anything if we go natural!"

Modifié par Squints1318, 03 février 2010 - 08:45 .

[MobiusTyr]

While getting Mordin during the quarintine you talk to the Turian.



Shepard: Take a good long look... Do I look like a looter to you?



Turian Guard: ugh...no.

[Squints1318]

C4Guy wrote...

I uploaded some more vids now. It takes a lot of time due to my slow connection, but they're coming. :happy:

http://www.youtube.c...uciusfagala#p/u

C4Guy

"I'm just saying I feel a wee bit threatened here. A lot of female energy, and I'm just one man..."

"You're such a dick."

"See, look where your mind went! Got to watch out for myself!"

[DaddyFoxDerek]

Mordin; "Have ruled out artificially intelligent virus....unless its very intelligent, and toying with me!"



Grunt: "I'd never stab you in the back Shepard. Warriors like you and me, straight to the face."

[EatinMcRib]

Grumpy-Mcfart wrote...

(on the citadel)

Turian Bartender: Can I get you anything?

Shepard: I want the strongest thing you have

Turian Bartender: easy enough (pours the drink)

Shepard: This is... it's green

Wild guess, Star Trek TNG?

[Grumpy-Mcfart]

EatinMcRib wrote...

Grumpy-Mcfart wrote...

(on the citadel)

Turian Bartender: Can I get you anything?

Shepard: I want the strongest thing you have

Turian Bartender: easy enough (pours the drink)

Shepard: This is... it's green

Wild guess, Star Trek TNG?

actually it's originally from TOS. watch this:www.youtube.com/watch

[RabidWHM]

rob4001 wrote...

When using the scanner on uranus EDI says " Probing uranus"

LOL. Yes. She says "Really, Commander?"

That was funny.

[NICKjnp]

Beer goggles of Illium is my favorite.

[CrookedAsylum]

TarkNWN wrote...

Stand near joker a while. You'll hear him listening to a porno

Awesome!
I wasn't the only one this happened with!

[notphrog]

Garlador wrote...

The suicide mission response from either Tali or Garrus:
Garrus: "Wait, we can refuse suicidal orders? Nobody told me that!"
Tali: "I'll remember that the next time Shepard tells us to do the impossible. That's like twice a day."

I never got that, but Grunt telling violent jokes was great.

"I don't see much point. Heh. "Much Point." Nevermind."
"I'd never stab you in the back, Shepard. People like us, straight for the face."

[notphrog]

KproTM wrote...

Humans are a blight upon Galactic Purity. You sir, you are a blight. And you! AND YOU! ... and you.

One of the only two batarians I don't hate.

[daong]

notphrog wrote...
One of the only two batarians I don't hate.

I felt like gunning down that batarian. I was clicking on him. Trying to see if there was a Renegade option to shoot him. Hahaha!

[Kerilus]

Garrus: I have the reach, she has the flexibility.

[Alexandus]

alekvie1337 wrote...

I AM A BIOTIC GOD! FEAR ME!

Hands down the best scene in the game.

[hawat333]

If you don't interrupt Mordin while you meet for the first time, but ask "are you okay?"

He goes like

Will.... try.... to.... slow.... down.



Laughed.

[Ciry]

Crewman Hawthorne: "Hey Rupert! There seems to be something different about today's meal. It's like you put in more food and less ass."

Chef: "Keep talkin'."

----

That always cracks me up. The tone is perfect.

[Jamsxo]

Niftu Cal!

[Ulathar]

Has been said before, but the dialogue between Joker and EDI at the Joker Mission.



The voice acting there was so awesome. Good thing I quick-saved there because I reloaded, I don't know, like 10 times before I continued the mission

I just roflmao'd

[Colinissile]

Chaoz14 wrote...

Perhaps my favorite is when I chose Tali as my romance interest and talked to Mordin. Mordin than gave me his "safe-sex" joke/speech. "Also forwarding advice booklet to your quarters, valuable diagrams, positions comfortable for both species. Can supply oil and ointments to reduce discomfort...." At first I was wtf, than I couldn't help but laugh.

He said that when I romanced Miranda too


The funniest is when Mordin sings!

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SALARIAN
I'VE STUDIES SPECIES: TURIAN ASARI AND BATARIAN
.....all i know right now.