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[sedrikhcain]

Colinissile wrote...

Chaoz14 wrote...

Perhaps my favorite is when I chose Tali as my romance interest and talked to Mordin. Mordin than gave me his "safe-sex" joke/speech. "Also forwarding advice booklet to your quarters, valuable diagrams, positions comfortable for both species. Can supply oil and ointments to reduce discomfort...." At first I was wtf, than I couldn't help but laugh.

He said that when I romanced Miranda too


The funniest is when Mordin sings!

I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A SCIENTIST SALARIAN
I'VE STUDIES SPECIES: TURIAN ASARI AND BATARIAN
.....all i know right now.

This is hilarious! I'd do another full playthrough just to access that content. I'm going to have to find this.

[chem light]

anyone mention Joker plugging in the overlord yet?

[Juls1616]

Jzadek72 wrote...

Asari Mercenary (to Miranda): We're fighting? I thought we were waiting for you to get dressed. Or does Cerberus actually let you **** around in that uniform?

Thats awesome and if you have Jack on the team, Jack says"I like her, are we still recruting".

[SnakeStrike8]

Shepard headbutting Gatatog Uvenk. The most hilarious renegade interrupt in the entire game.



'Nuff said.

[_-Greywolf-_]

Chaoz14 wrote...

Perhaps my favorite is when I chose Tali as my romance interest and talked to Mordin. Mordin than gave me his "safe-sex" joke/speech. "Also forwarding advice booklet to your quarters, valuable diagrams, positions comfortable for both species. Can supply oil and ointments to reduce discomfort...." At first I was wtf, than I couldn't help but laugh.

Damn it now I have to romance Tali just to see that conversation.

But it was funny when Mordin had to let my male Shep down easy about not being interested in a romantic relationship.

[sedrikhcain]

Mighty_BOB_cnc wrote...

Enkindle this!

Mad props to the writers who came up with all the background chatter, ads, and galactic news.

Awesome! That whole Hanar Dirty Harry bit was hilarious. Thanks.

[tr0nzor]

 At first I thought this was a thread talking about the hilariously BAD writing. The writitng's good and all, but I can't think of anything other than a few of the renegade interrupts that's noteworthy.

[sedrikhcain]

Ulicus wrote...

Lord Jaric wrote...

"Go get them (tali's robot). good girl" -Tali

She named the drone Chiteeka.

Another Tali line (IIRC): "Nothing's faster than Chiteeka!"

Loved the BG references in this game.

Go for the optics, Chiteeka!

And she gave Chiteeks a shipname, too. What was it? I can't quite make it out. Something like Chiteeka vas pod? is that it?

[BlindBay7]

sedrikhcain wrote...

Ulicus wrote...

Lord Jaric wrote...

"Go get them (tali's robot). good girl" -Tali

She named the drone Chiteeka.

Another Tali line (IIRC): "Nothing's faster than Chiteeka!"

Loved the BG references in this game.

Go for the optics, Chiteeka!

And she gave Chiteeks a shipname, too. What was it? I can't quite make it out. Something like Chiteeka vas pod? is that it?

vas Paws I think

[chelseaisthepan]

When Grunt did the "much point" thing.



It made me laugh.

[aaniadyen]

sedrikhcain wrote...

Ulicus wrote...

Lord Jaric wrote...

"Go get them (tali's robot). good girl" -Tali

She named the drone Chiteeka.

Another Tali line (IIRC): "Nothing's faster than Chiteeka!"

Loved the BG references in this game.

Go for the optics, Chiteeka!

And she gave Chiteeks a shipname, too. What was it? I can't quite make it out. Something like Chiteeka vas pod? is that it?

Chiktikka Vas Paws. A throwback to Aerie's combat saying "Faster than Chiktikka Fastpaws

[sedrikhcain]

lots of pages here, so sorry if this is a repeat...



The pair from ME1 in which the father had died and now his brother is helping the mom raise the baby. Before they were arguing about some genetic testing or other. Now they're trying to make another decision about the child and the dad ends by saying something like, "maybe we just start asking random strangers what to do".

[sedrikhcain]

ForsakenSon wrote...

Xenmir wrote...

I always got a good laugh out of the two engineers on the lower level.

Agreed! I'd always go down to Engineering to hear what else they have to say. I love them!

"Haggis always tastes like ass."

"Aye but in the right hands, it's mighty fine ass."

Modifié par sedrikhcain, 08 février 2010 - 04:14 .

[contown]

How has nobody mentioned the return of the refund guy yet? That was a pretty big joke on the old forums.

[sedrikhcain]

for some reason when that really cool Asari bartender says "then the Salarians put the boot in with the genophage" it cracks me up.

[sedrikhcain]

aaniadyen wrote...

sedrikhcain wrote...

Ulicus wrote...

Lord Jaric wrote...

"Go get them (tali's robot). good girl" -Tali

She named the drone Chiteeka.

Another Tali line (IIRC): "Nothing's faster than Chiteeka!"

Loved the BG references in this game.

Go for the optics, Chiteeka!

And she gave Chiteeks a shipname, too. What was it? I can't quite make it out. Something like Chiteeka vas pod? is that it?

Chiktikka Vas Paws. A throwback to Aerie's combat saying "Faster than Chiktikka Fastpaws

ah! even better. Baldur's Gate was out before I got into gaming. Thanks.

[Aynslie]

The advertisements on the Topa Sports drink vending machine on the Citadel was hilarious. found it on my second play through. "I knew a guy who didn't drink topa for three days, he got hit by a shuttle!" funny stuff.

[Rankao]

Its likely been said but...

"Conrad, let me make this very clear."



[Shoots Conrad in the foot]

[Gaudion]

"Rupert. Something's different about tonight's meal. It's like you put in more food and less ass."

[OneManParty]

Anything and everything Engineer Donnelly says.

[sedrikhcain]

Drak41n wrote...

Probably not meant to be funny, but I though it was great the the mako was "stuck" in ice at the crash site.  Fitting.

I think that was supposed to be funny. And it sure made me laugh!

[_-Greywolf-_]

sedrikhcain wrote...

aaniadyen wrote...

sedrikhcain wrote...

Ulicus wrote...

Lord Jaric wrote...

"Go get them (tali's robot). good girl" -Tali

She named the drone Chiteeka.

Another Tali line (IIRC): "Nothing's faster than Chiteeka!"

Loved the BG references in this game.

Go for the optics, Chiteeka!

And she gave Chiteeks a shipname, too. What was it? I can't quite make it out. Something like Chiteeka vas pod? is that it?

Chiktikka Vas Paws. A throwback to Aerie's combat saying "Faster than Chiktikka Fastpaws

ah! even better. Baldur's Gate was out before I got into gaming. Thanks.

What about the space hamster? Isnt that a reference to Boo?

[Meta-Scourge]

There's alot of funny things I love, I especially love the Matriarch in the Eternity bar "Kick em in the quad!". XD Joker in general, and just about everything that's already been said

[GGForce]

Ciry wrote...

Crewman Hawthorne: "Hey Rupert! There seems to be something different about today's meal. It's like you put in more food and less ass."

Chef: "Keep talkin'."

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That always cracks me up. The tone is perfect.

I always get the provisions just to here that