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[Jimbe2693]

Chat between Garrus and Tali about our old elevator chats.

Modifié par Jimbe2693, 08 février 2010 - 04:58 .

[chenDawg]

Towards the end of Grunts loyalty mission if you kill the Thresher Maw and you're talking to Uvenk:



Shepard: 'If I know Grunt, your answers coming at muzzle velocity.'

Grunt: 'You do know Grunt, this varren is dead.'





I always loved that part.

[Kolaris8472]

 I quote it too often...
"I am Clan Zorah of the Starship Neema, and you are an idiot"

[sedrikhcain]

Fros7bite wrote...

If you want a problem shot, ask a Turian. If you want a problem talked to death, ask an Asari. If you want a new problem, ask a Salarian. If you want a problem fixed, ask a Human.

who says that? Shep?

[sedrikhcain]

Lord Jaric wrote...

"Go get them (tali's robot). good girl" -Tali

The conversations the enginers have, got to love the Irish.

Scottish, for god's sake! 

[Kolaris8472]

sedrikhcain wrote...

Fros7bite wrote...

If you want a problem shot, ask a Turian. If you want a problem talked to death, ask an Asari. If you want a new problem, ask a Salarian. If you want a problem fixed, ask a Human.

who says that? Shep?

Yep, Shep gets pissed off at the Asari you talk to for the Forged ID assignment. 

[sedrikhcain]

DarchAngelDavid wrote...

Every part with Ken and Gabby was off the chain. They had me rolling.

"Kenneth, you're boring the commander with tech."

[TSamee]

Something like this between the engineers (not sure about the first line):

"The frontal air tanks're fully inflated!"

"Are you talking about the ship, or Operative Lawson?"

"I was talking about shielded in the engine room, not bouncing in the breeze..."

"I find Miranda's uniform very authoritative myself. It always makes me stand to attention."

XD pure genius

[Zepheera]

Just about anything Joker says, but a particular favorite is:





"Seems like Garrus has finally worked that stick out of his butt, but now he's trying to beat guys to death with it. I can't believe I liked the old Garrus better."

[Daerog]

unit77 wrote...

I can't wait for the Robot Chicken "Mass Effect".

Robot Chicken should do a Mass Effect episode, it would be great!

[vinterviken]

One of the conversation between Kenneth and Gabby.

Dont recall the exact words, but it's something about Jack being a criminal and Ken is defensive, then Gabby says, she isn't wearing anything above her waist but tatoos, and Ken want's to go down and introduce himself.

Gabbys final respons is about Jack being a powerful biotic and hates everyone.

Ken: Stop toying with me woman!"

Also on Kutchanka when you are doing Grunts quest. Vrex is the clan leader (if char imported from ME1 and wrex is saved)

Grunt: Okeer is dead
Vrex: You're with Shepard. How could be be alive?

Something like that.

Also when you have the vouls biotic god thing. If you bring Grunt with you, The Volus walks up to grunt. Points at him and say "Fear me" I was hoping grunt would do something, but all he does is look at Shepard and shrugges his shoulders.

I know the Volus do that to anyone in the group, but bringing Grunt just makes it more fun.

[EKozski]

When I created a Soldier Shepard, I was looking over the different things you can give him. I noticed, Slam, so I gave him that. (I'm new to the Mass Effect game. Go easy on me)



Well anyway, I was on the Loyalty Mission for Miranda nearing the end of it, I had to duck behind some boxes and I aimed right at an Asari. It slammed her into the ceiling then slammed her into the ground. She got up gave a dirty look and said, nice and loud, SON OF A B******!!!



I almost peed my pants laughing.

[Chuvvy]

"When will the next shuttle get here?"
"They arive every ten minuets sir."
"I don't want to wait that long."
"I can't make the shuttle get here any faster sir,I'm sorry."
"You humans are all racist."

Modifié par Slidell505, 15 février 2010 - 09:56 .

[DarkLordDaishi]

Jade Empire Reference on Asteroid X57!

Shepard : I'm going to punch this mountain into space.

[Funkcase]

Blue suns Batarian: Strippers sign up next door.

FemShep: *pulls out pistol* Show me yours.. I bet mines bigger..

[kmcd5722]

there was a lot of funny stuff, but the return of refund guy in the zakara ward was pretty amusing

[Shizly]

Jimbe2693 wrote...

Chat between Garrus and Tali about our old elevator chats.

Totally true, I agree. Give more of that in some way

EDI with Jokers chair

[Joey813]

Shepard trying to dance in the VIP section of Afterlife. Mordin singing. Punching Elias after he dared me to in the interrogation scene. Teammates poking fun at me when I told the officer to ignore the suicide order. Telling Garrus he was always the ugly one. Garrus talking about his past conquests; he had reach, but she had flexibility.

[Shizly]

Don't forget the conversation between the engineers of the normandy! I meant this one.

[JamieCOTC]

Can't quote it exactly, but here's a try. Game Salesman on Illium? "I liked the old role playing games. Today games are all about big choices and destruction. In the old days you had to remember to drink water and space travel took five hours real time."

[Andarthiel_Demigod]

The Elcor hamlet was hilarious(I remember the advertisment for it in ME1)
There was also a funny ad I remeber from Ilium for some sort beauty product. Had an asari commenting on how her head looked all gangly and asymmetrical:lol:.
Also, some of the engineer conversations cracked me up like the one they have after you get the food for the Mess Sergeant.
Donnely: He can't even make a good haggis
Gabby:Yea but haggis taste like ass
Donnely:Yes but cooked the right way it can taste like mighty fine ass
And although it wasn't meant to be funny, I loved punching that
reporter Al-Jilani in the face(and it gave me Renegade points, sweet).[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

Modifié par Andarthiel_Demigod, 15 février 2010 - 11:02 .

[Tooneyman]

The mordin sex talks. He actually has quite a few. Different oils and a book for different positions for both parties. lmao!

[ShadowWolf_Kell]

Joker: Having Legion around is just... begging for a rifle up your *#*. Without the sweet talk.