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[Mr. Wonko]

Joker: "Know what I hate about deep space? Crap radio stations from two centuries back. My gosh we were idiots."

Took me some time to realize what he meant, then I lol'd!

[AlbertoAquilani]

There's an advertisement on the Citadel, with a Salarian going on about a different type of holographic displays and he said something like (paraphrasing here) "If this advertisement was on that sort of display you'd also notice the Asari woman standing behind me" and if you run behind the advertisement you see an Asari woman but it spins away and you chase it. It's hard to explain, but it's quite hilarious.



Also, Qwib-Qwib.

[TyDurden13]

This always cracked me up, mostly because of the VA's awesome delivery:
Shep: I've never seen a krogan mechanic before
Mechanic: What, you think we kidnap Quarians to do the work for us? Not anymore we don't...

And other fun Krogan dialogue:
Krogan High Researcher: My predecessor said they would never appreciate the true value of my work. As I pulled my blade from his chest, I knew he was right...
(Shep's retort is also classic)

Krogan 1: They won't let us up on the Presidium. They think krogans are too dangerous.
Krogan2: Damn Turians. We should kill them all!

Modifié par TyDurden13, 17 février 2010 - 03:54 .

[Commander Boss]

When you go to the migration fleet whit Legion and when you go to the Citadel with Legion and you speak with the officer about the new security or what.

[Robnhud]

SHEP: You have a ship called Qwib-Qwib?

TALI: Ohhh here we go.

......

ADM:... something with a nice respectable name, like the Defrahnz or the Iktomi. But I am proud of the Qwib-Qwib

[RUDAL]

The face palm of Asari bartender when Conrad Verner says that his wife payed for his ticket to go off world is precious

[OneBadAssMother]

Tali meets with Legion during her recruitment mission...

Tali: *SHOCK!* Look out! Geth! Get down! *Shoots*
Legion: *Takes cover* Allied fire!!! Taking cover, requesting assistance Shepard-Commander!

Hahahahaha, I lost myself laughing. Hey what? ME2 is a dark game? Heh so was DA:O, but its the humor of both games that balances it all out. And the devs definitely have a sense of humor lol!

EDIT : Here is the scene BTW

Modifié par OneBadAssMother, 21 mars 2010 - 12:41 .

[CrimsonStout]

I love the dialogue when you take Zaeed and Grunt on Mordin's recruitment mish. Goes something to the effect of:

"Burning bodies, standard plague procedure."

"That smell... Makes me, hungry."

"Is there any smell that doesn't make you feel hungry?"

"I don't know."

[ebidebby]

I liked the game salesman talking about the Hanar-Asari porn games in Shin Akiba. Like Akihabara (Akiba) in Japan, home of the nastiest junk in the world.

I love how Mordin clears his throat after he sings to Shep.

Modifié par ebidebby, 21 mars 2010 - 02:01 .

[DaBigDragon]

When EDI says she has parts of Soverign built into her. Joker goes "So if she starts saying that she's the Vanguard of our Destruction, I call shotgun on the first lifeboat."



LOL.

[Keldon Northwind]

Derelict Reaper when you enter the reaper-part of the mission and your first squadmate goes:

"This does not look like Geth handiwork."

and if you bring along Tali she says: "The origins of Geth never made sense to me." Guess she must've been asleep during history class.

[OneBadAssMother]

DaBigDragon wrote...

When EDI says she has parts of Soverign built into her. Joker goes "So if she starts saying that she's the Vanguard of our Destruction, I call shotgun on the first lifeboat."

LOL.

Hhahaha! Joker, he seriously IS a joker in ME2, lol

Bastard cant stop cracking me up!

[WarChicken78]

After releasing Grund from the tank, I went up to joker, and he sarcastically commented it something like this:



"Did you collect stray cats as a kid? Because we really needed a Mega-Krogen. Thanks for bringing it home"



He also made a fun comment after getting Garrus. I'm going to visit him after every single recruitment now

[BHRamsay]

OptimusAlex wrote...

MobiusTyr wrote...

While getting Mordin during the quarintine you talk to the Turian.

Shepard: Take a good long look... Do I look like a looter to you?

Turian Guard: ugh...no.

--wait your letting them in? you son of a b****.

--You don't have a grenade launcher lady....

That one is an automatic renegade option for me ...his comment make more sense if you've just said you will kill anyone who gets in your way.

[turianspy]

Krogan scientist: "The result could be... catastrophic.... perfect!"

[MsKlaussen]

I don't know if it's been mentioned already but I found myself laughing hysterically at the sheer immediacy of the consequences that Jacob's father received during Jacob's loyalty mission. I mean Shepard and Co. had barely turned their backs to leave when here comes one of Taylor's demented crew members winding way up and swinging for the fences and then BAAAAM!! Lights out.



I'm really into very small details and the fact that this very thing was JUST being discussed and that these supposedly brain-dead zombies knew enough to show up at the first available nanosecond and basically sock the bejesus out of "Acting Captain" just had me doubled over for about 20 minutes.



And then Shepard back on the Normandy : "Don't even give em the tail lights" - Priceless

[Bogsnot1]

When you first get the Normandy

Shepard: "Technically, this is a civilian ship. We're lucky you're still wearing pants."

[Winterfly]

Blowing the monkeys up on a maco quest in ME1. Liara goes like "this is why you humans are consider violent!"



Wrex goes: GOOD SHOT!



Or EDI giving a report after doing the Rite of passage for Grunt. Informing Grunt had several breeding proposals....Shepard got 1 aswell...



Grunt going HA!



Thats so awesome.

[armass]

Joker's had the funniest lines



"congratulations commander, another dangerous alien aboard. Why can't you collect coins or some other harmless memoribilia?"



"So even your asari are merciless killers, what, you get the all from the same store?"

[Aedan_Cousland]

Zynnix wrote...

Joker making fun of Legion cracked me up. Alot of his random comments when you talked to him between missions were funny. "Oh great commander, we got Garrus back. I always loved him with that pole up his ass." Lol.

His comment about Garrus after doing his loyalty mission is hilarious as well.
 
Something like, "Well it seems like Garrus has finally figured out how to get that stick out of his ass, but now he's beating people to death with it. I can't believe I actually liked the old Garrus better."

[Lapis Lazuli]

clearly it's the stabbing of the gunship repairman and saying "you're working too hard".



Also the volus ..."something that says...I own this room...I own you" and everything else the volus say in the stock exchange. Still funny no matter how many times I go in there.

[Aedan_Cousland]

Lapis Lazuli wrote...

clearly it's the stabbing of the gunship repairman and saying "you're working too hard".

Also the volus ..."something that says...I own this room...I own you" and everything else the volus say in the stock exchange. Still funny no matter how many times I go in there.

LOL.

That Volus cracks me up as well when the Asari saleswoman mentions that  she can vouch for the suit's compatibility with Asari biology, as she also uses it. The Volus, in this total perv voice, replies, "Oh...do you?! " The delivery is priceless.

Modifié par Aedan_Cousland, 31 janvier 2011 - 02:02 .

[BurnedToast]

Commander Darmok wrote...

Finally - Seth Green's performance when the ship is attacked. It should be a really tense moment, but I couldn't stop laughing.  "This is all Joker's fault; what a tool he was!  Now I have to sit around all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord!"

What are your favorites?

This, plus EDI's joke right at the same spot - they both deliver them so absolutely spot on perfect it kills me every time. 

The advertisement consoles in the citadel are usually good for a chuckle or two as well, and the game selling salarian has some good lines too.