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[Hardin4188]

The Asari you dance with in the Afterlife vip lounge. The conversation is something like "Hey I'm going to dance next to you. It's okay to think we are dancing together." And then the Asari says "I do want to think that." It was so cheezy.



Mordin's Salarian Scientist dance was the best.

[ForsakenSon]

Xenmir wrote...

I always got a good laugh out of the two engineers on the lower level.

Agreed! I'd always go down to Engineering to hear what else they have to say. I love them!

[LtDanUSAFX3]

I like
Really Commander?

and
Probing Uranus, *sigh*.

Also the advertisment
Shepard, you have recently been dead. ETC

Pushing the guy out the window in Thane's main quest is fun too

[ieraceu]

Abirn wrote...

The military guys standing outside the Citadel crack me up every time I hear it.

This. "This means that Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b**** in space!"

[FearTheLiving]

EDI: There are 3 females to romance with Grunt and one with Shepard.

Grunt: Hahaha



Volus: I am the most powerful biotic fear me!!!

Shepard's Face LMAO



While your probing Uranus

EDI: Seriously Commander?

EDI: Now probing Uranus.



The Girl and Guy that were worried about her child from the first game.

Girl: What should we buy?

Guy: I don't know wha do you think little Jacob needs?

Girl: How about the immune booster?

Guy: I don't know.

Girl: That what do you think we should get?

Guy: Maybe I should ask some random guy on the street.

Girl: We'll get the immune booster and a drink...

[darkstarsinner]

NVM the fella above beat me to the "Uranus" thing.

Modifié par darkstarsinner, 01 février 2010 - 05:53 .

[Dranearian]

All I know is bioware missed out on what could have been the best easter egg in video game history..



In the end when you choose to blow up the collector base, as the illusive man is turned off I could totally 100% picture Garrus saying...



"Boring conversation anyway"



Alas.. it could have been glorious...

[Gill Kaiser]

I liked how many references there were to forum memes. I can remember three off the top of my head:

1) The whole QUADS thing from the Penny Arcade forums (which I know at least a couple of Bioware employees frequent).

2) The dig at us Talimancers with the Turian/Quarian conversation in the citadel bar.

3) Blasto the First Hanar Spectre (from the old official forums).

[Creston918]

Advertisement on the Citadel :



Shepard! We know life's been rough recently; our records show you made... ZERO... credits last year! Don't lose hope, we can help you with a loan until your next paycheck arrives on ... ERROR:DATE NOT FOUND... so you can buy that mod you always wanted.



Cracked me up.

[Syokhan]

Creston918 wrote...

Advertisement on the Citadel :

Shepard! We know life's been rough recently; our records show you made... ZERO... credits last year! Don't lose hope, we can help you with a loan until your next paycheck arrives on ... ERROR:DATE NOT FOUND... so you can buy that mod you always wanted.

Cracked me up.

That, and "Shepard, you've recently been dead."

I lol'ed so hard.

[DreVan]

"You start singing daisybell and I am so done!" made me lol... i got to that bit literally an hour after watching 2001 on tv.

[Series5Ranger]

My favorite is on the Krogan Homeworld when you defeat the Thresher Maw on Grunt's Loyalty mission. Random Coversations come up like this:



Krogan: Ya I heard that the Human took down a Thresher Maw! He's got a Quad!



(Which if you know that Krogans have 4 Testicles, It makes sense)

[i7206]

Don't know why, but when you first meet Joker, I love the way he pronounces cerburus when he says, "hell yeah I joined cerberus."

[Divine Flame]

I can't believe no one mentioned this one:



Joker: Hey commander Jack and Miranda are having a disagreement. Can you go calm them down before they rip out a bulkhead?



Sheppard: Alright Joker I'm on it.



Joker: Take pictures!



It went something like that. I laughed pretty hard on that one.

[Ghrelt]

I love all the references to "quads" throughout the game. Especially if you're a femshep.

[Zynnix]

Joker making fun of Legion cracked me up. Alot of his random comments when you talked to him between missions were funny. "Oh great commander, we got Garrus back. I always loved him with that pole up his ass." Lol.

[Garlador]

Also loved it when Grunt took down the Thrasher Maw.



"Shepard, there have been many mating requests for Grunt. There has been one made for you too."

[Creston918]

When Joker gives EDI full control of the ship. I can't quite remember what he says, but it's basically something like "When we're all hooked up to a giant battery, the Overlords are gonna go 'It was Joker who did it, the idiot!'"



I'm getting it terribly wrong, but it was funny as hell.

[WarlockSoL]

I loved the advertisement for the Ross School of Arts (or something like that) at extranet keywords "Ross, Art, and Happy Trees"

Also, one I didn't catch at first. One of the Illium ads is sort of like a feminine beauty product commercial - called Eternium (or something like that). At the end it says "Use Eternium and embrace eternity!" Cracked me up because every time an Asari did her little mind meld thing with you in the first game, they said "Embrace Eternity" Very subtle joke there.

The Salarian Bachleor Party was great too. "But Salarians don't even have sex drives!.... oh wow, she *is* limber..."

Also great - the couple from the first game arguing about the woman's baby show up again in the Citadel trying to buy medicine for it.  The woman says something like "I don't know, what do you think we should get?" and the guy says "I don't know, maybe we should ask some random stranger on the street for their opinion" 

Modifié par WarlockSoL, 01 février 2010 - 06:25 .

[Zynnix]

"World of ____(can't remember), I hear it's based on Turian mythology and has over 11 million players!"

[JonesJonesJones]

The penis enlargement spam mail and the nigerian money scam email were both hilarious.

[BamBam38]

what about Thane's loyalty mission and him telling Mouse something about changing his pants... sorry i don't remember the quote exactly, does someone remember it exactly? Cause i laughed so hard.

[antyv2k]

 lol it was "Galaxy of Fantasy!!"

[R-F]

for sure Modrin singing was awesome, and joker's excessive swearing during the collector's raid on the Normandy. Also i killed myself when i saw the all Elcor cast doing Hamlet (was it hamlet? i was laughing too hard) advertisement. man that was just so awesome. Also pulling the renegade trigger in the mission to get Thane, throwing the guard out the window and uttering the line "how about you start with goodbye". classic action movie moment.

[ScorpSt]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

1) The whole QUADS thing from the Penny Arcade forums (which I know at least a couple of Bioware employees frequent).

Can someone explain that to me? I figured since it was mostly Krogan who used the phrase (and that one Asari with a Krogan father) that it was the Krogan expresion for having... cojones.