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[MrVincent]

"Charge."

[It IS Lupus]

Abirn wrote...

The military guys standing outside the Citadel crack me up every time I hear it.

"YOU FIRE THAT THING AND YOU ARE GOING TO MESS SOMEONES DAY UP!! MAYBE NOT TODAY MAYBE NOT TOMORROW BUT SOMEDAY!". The guy training the soldiers about the Mass accelerator guns on a warship that was priceless.

[MA5Bergey]

I loved a lot of the ones mentioned. Also, during the Garrus recruitment mission... "You're working too hard." *Zap* The other guy's reaction made me almost ****** my pants laughing.

[Giantmoth]

I am the very model of a scientist salarian!

[Gilead26]

the return of the refund guy. You can find him by the warehouse in the citadel. still trying to get his refund after 2 years, now that's dedication.

[Annora]

Asari Councilor: Commander. Is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?

Shepard: You know it.

Joker: That never gets old, does it?

classic, and still funny.



Garrus: If you were a Turian, I'd be complimenting your waist, or your fringe. So... your, um, hair looks good? And your waist is... very supportive.



Game Salesman: I wish they still made roleplaying games like they used to. These days it's all big choices, and visceral combat. I miss those old games where you had to remember to drink water, and it took 5 hours real-time to fly somewhere.



Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.



Aria T'Loak: Dont **** with Aria.

I dunno why, but it just cracked me up. Maybe it's cause it's Carrie-Anne Moss.

[Arelyte]

"Hey, everybody! This store discriminates against the poor!"

[ScorpSt]

Outside the warehouse, the guy from ME1 finally managed to get his refund and now he's at the wrong warehouse. He just won't give up, will he?

Also this exchange here:
Garrus: "You ever miss those talks on the Elevators?"
Tali: "No"
Garrus: "Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!"
Tali: "This conversation is over."
Garrus: "Tell me again about your immune system!"
Tali: "I have a shotgun."
Garrus: "Maybe we'll talk later"

Modifié par ScorpSt, 01 février 2010 - 07:07 .

[Tuttotus]

MrVincent wrote...

"Charge."

That was funny! Should be a commercial about what drugs will do.

[Gisbit92]

this ISNT ONE but i want to see a Krogan bar keeper say 'my hotels as clean as an assaris arse' lol, that WOULD be a refrance to Baldurs Gate were a barkeeper at the begining says 'my hotels as clean as an elven arse' cant rember his name tho. missed opertunaty i think.

[Sunaya]

Speaking as an employee at GameStop, listening to the videogame merchant on the Citadel was utterly priceless

[Cutlass Jack]

I loved getting the 'sex talk' from Mordin about Tali. About the funniest bit next to him singing.

For real fun though, if you don't actually have a RI by the time Mordin is going to give the sex talk, he thinks you're putting the moves on him and has to 'let you down easy.'

So very funny. It was the equivelent of the 'date' with Barrett from FFVII

[Pluis]

ScorpSt wrote...

Outside the warehouse, the guy from ME1 finally managed to get his refund and now he's at the wrong warehouse. He just won't give up, will he?

Also this exchange here:
Garrus: "You ever miss those talks on the Elevators?"
Tali: "No"
Garrus: "Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!"
Tali: "This conversation is over."
Garrus: "Tell me again about your immune system!"
Tali: "I have a shotgun."
Garrus: "Maybe we'll talk later"

I do miss those conversations, not the lift ride though

[Gill Kaiser]

ScorpSt wrote...

Gill Kaiser wrote...

1) The whole QUADS thing from the Penny Arcade forums (which I know at least a couple of Bioware employees frequent).

Can someone explain that to me? I figured since it was mostly Krogan who used the phrase (and that one Asari with a Krogan father) that it was the Krogan expresion for having... cojones.

It was.

Basically, after the release of ME1 some people fixated upon Garrus' revelation that Krogan have four testicles, and how amusing that is. Over time, especially on the Penny Arcade forum, this joke underwent memetic mutation to simply the word "quads". Now, in ME2 the Krogan refer to Shepard or each other as 'having the quads' multiple times, and that asari matriarch on Illium (the one with a Krogan father) even uses the phase "like a kick in the quad".

A classic example of how memes can be unlifted to ascended fandom, provided the creators follow their fanbase closely enough

[DirtyVagrant]

Game Salesman: The worst thing about extranet games is when some batarian comes on and insists on speaking his own language without auto translation.

[Tsumoro]

I can't remember the quotes completely but what made me laugh hard is when your on Omega and you go shakedown the Elcor thats forcing Kenn to sell high and in conversation you threaten to break his legs and he is like he tries to play it cool, but because they always announce there emotions he starts with something like 'Filled with terror'. That little snippet made me chortle.



Also, i love it when Tali goes 'Go for the optics!' kinda reminds me of minsc and boo's Go for the eyes!' Which makes me chuckle each and every time.



Finally, every conversation with Legion. He is so exact which makes getting information out of him difficult but I love the dialogue so much.

[Shadow-Novus]

God there's so many moments. The writers need a friggin' promotion or at least a very good raise. =D

Shepard to a Krogan scout: "You? I said a badass not a scout whining like a Quarian with a tummy-ache!"
Tali: "I'm standing right here!"

Joker (after EDI discovers her Anti-Reaper algorithms): "If she starts saying 'I am the vanguard of your destruction' I call shotgun on the first lifeboat out of here"

Garrus(after hearing about the Shepard VI program in Thane's loyalty quest, obviously amused): "That's pretty extreme Commander."
Shepard: "Laugh it up Garrus."

C-Sec Customs lady: "A few minor changes were made to reduce the risk of Geth infiltration. We apologize for the inconvenience.'
Legion: "Geth do not infiltrate."
Customs lady: "You should leave your personal synthetic  assistant at home. They're not allowed on public shuttles anymore."
Legion: "...Geth do not intentionally infiltrate."

Shepard: "Harmless self promotion. EDI can lay off on this one."
Joker: " Haha I win" (something like that)
Shepard: "Joker..."
Joker: "Hey no hard feelings good game."

Shepard: "You're superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey."
Garrus: " We can disobey suicidal orders....why wasn't I told?
Tali: "That's about twice a day."

*sends probe to Uranus*
EDI: "Really? Commander?"

Joker: "Argh you want me to go crawling through the ducts again..."
EDI: " I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."
Joker: " ....."
EDI: " That is a joke."
Joker: "Right."

Eclipse Guard: "I've got nothing more to say to you..."
*push*
Guard: 'AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhh...."
Shepard: "How about good bye."

Shepard: "I'm offering to be your friend. You don't want to be my enemy."
Garrus: "They have a way of dying."

Shepard: "Hell Garrus you were always ugly. Just put on some face paint and no one will notice."

I'll stop now. There's so much more though, so much brilliant writing. XD

Modifié par Shadow-Novus, 01 février 2010 - 07:53 .

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

Legions robot dance and grunts exclamation that he hates turians conversation/

[Drak41n]

Probably not meant to be funny, but I though it was great the the mako was "stuck" in ice at the crash site.  Fitting.

[Annora]

Mordin: Turians based on dextro-amino acids. Human ingestion of tissue could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylactic shock possible so don't, ahem, ingest. Also forwarding advice booklet to your quarters. Valuable diagrams, positions comfortable for both species, erogenous zone overviews. Can supply oils or ointments to reduce discomfort. Gave EDI electronic relationship aid demonstration vids to use as necessary.

Shepard: Wait a minute, Mordin, you're just yanking me around, aren't you?

Mordin: Shocking suggestion! Doctor-patient confidentiality a sacred trust. Would never dream of mockery. Enjoy yourself while possible, Shepard. Will be here, studying cell reproduction. Much simpler. Less alcohol and mood music required.

[wburl12]

The quarian ship captain talking about leaving the Quib Quib for the Defranse or the Ictemy. It took the second play through for me to catch it.

Mordin and his flammable inflammable line in a fight.

Modifié par wburl12, 01 février 2010 - 07:56 .

[flem1]

Very last conversation of the game:



"I'm having trouble hearing you -- I'm getting a lot of bullsh*t on this line."



Also, the Krogan poetry is hilarious. And if you talk her into taking him back, you see them again at the Krogan homeworld...

[flem1]

Anastassia wrote...

Mordin: Turians based on dextro-amino acids. Human ingestion of tissue could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylactic shock possible so don't, ahem, ingest. Also forwarding advice booklet to your quarters. Valuable diagrams, positions comfortable for both species, erogenous zone overviews. Can supply oils or ointments to reduce discomfort. Gave EDI electronic relationship aid demonstration vids to use as necessary.
Shepard: Wait a minute, Mordin, you're just yanking me around, aren't you?
Mordin: Shocking suggestion! Doctor-patient confidentiality a sacred trust. Would never dream of mockery. Enjoy yourself while possible, Shepard. Will be here, studying cell reproduction. Much simpler. Less alcohol and mood music required.

This convo is even funnier if you're not romancing anyone -- Mordin accuses you of hitting on him.

[Nayt Navare]

Zynnix wrote...

Joker making fun of Legion cracked me up. Alot of his random comments when you talked to him between missions were funny. "Oh great commander, we got Garrus back. I always loved him with that pole up his ass." Lol.

I was especially entertained when he said "garrus finally took that pole out of his ass, but now he's beating people with it."