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[Merchant2006]

Hearing an Elcor saying "insincere endorsement" in an advert.



Hearing that Hanar action movie advert over on Illium, seriously, I cried with laughter when I hear "ENKINDLE THIS!" Hahahhahaa. Not to mention Jokers "robot" impression, Mordins sex advice for Shep and Tali and uh, Shepard getting drunk on citadel and seeing that turian turn around and look at you while hes taking a ******. Top moments.



Amazing writing, loved it!

[Tevourious]

Joker was on Fakking Roll this game.



Robot Joker.

Humans on their knees exchange.

Mordin Sings.

Jokers comments upon gaining new members. Can't recall the exact wording but.

"You collect strays as a kid, cause I was just thinking we needed a Super Krogan on board good job."

"Oh look, another pyschopath, you get them on discount from the same store?"

Tali: "Just so you know, I've a fever, a nasty cough, my sinuses are full of some hideous fluid, and it was totally worth it!"

Garrus: Your....hair....is nice....and your....um waist....is very supportive.....

Modin: I must warn you of.....chaffing...... also try not to injest any.....ahem.........bodily fluids.....

Mordin: Scale Itch....is a Varreen STD...implications disturbing....

Mordin: Goin over dental records. all Cerebus operatives have cyanide capsules in molars. Should have used Ocular flash bangs, harder to disarm.

Mordin: He's a bit of a cloacha.

Joker: "Ha eat it loser. I win!" Shepard: "Joker...." Joker "Oh yeah....great game. No hard feelings."



Jack was a complete and total ****. I really disliked her as a person. Good Job Bioware for making me have visceral reaction. LOL though the belt bra was a bit much

[speedy111280]

Standing behind Joker aboard the Normandy I heard him say (maybe not the exact wording but close enough): "You know I hate that they call this a cockpit. Alliance ships have bridges, Asari ships have cockpits. Oh wait, no they don't." That line had me ROFLMAO. Joker has some great lines.

[Tevourious]

speedy111280 wrote...

Standing behind Joker aboard the Normandy I heard him say (maybe not the exact wording but close enough): "You know I hate that they call this a cockpit. Alliance ships have bridges, Asari ships have cockpits. Oh wait, no they don't." That line had me ROFLMAO. Joker has some great lines.

HAHAH missed that one.

[enormousmoonboots]

JRCHOharry wrote...

Garrus' Loyalty quest.

*paragon interrupt*
Shep: Don't shoot him, give him to C-Sec.
Garrus (knees Harkin) What? ... I didn't shoot him.

best i've seen from Garrus.

Even better when you realize he doesn't knee him, he HEADBUTTS him. Mass Effect 2, now with 300% more headbutting!

Garrus had the best lines. Bring him on Mordin's loyalty quest and he mentions that the best place to fight is antique stores..."but only classy ones."

Fun detail: if you delay getting Mordin and pick up Garrus first, he actually starts to get sick when you bring him into the plague zone. Felt like a terrible person.

[Shadow-Novus]

enormousmoonboots wrote...
Fun detail: if you delay getting Mordin and pick up Garrus first, he actually starts to get sick when you bring him into the plague zone. Felt like a terrible person.

Oh yeah I remember that.
Garrus: "Is it hot in here or is it....*cough*....oh that's not good..."

And prior to going into the place:
Garrus: "A quarantine zone for a plague that kills Turians. Why can't we ever go someplace nice?"

XD

[Vicious]

The awkward moment after Shepard headbutts that one Krogan.



EVI: Killing the Thresher Maw has resulted in several female krogan breeding requests for Grunt... and one for Shepard.



Grunt: HA!

[ComTrav]

"I'm commander shepherd, and THIS is my favorite store in the Citadel!" I love hearing that in every store I go into.



And Joker rant about unblocking EDI. "When we're all living batteries, everyone will say, 'this is all Joker's fault for plugging in the evil overlord!"



And EDI's newfound sense of humor. "I enjoy watching organics crawl on their knees." (Pause. "That is a joke."

[It IS Lupus]

someone needs to post a pic of jokers face when EDI says "I enjoy the sight of humans on their Knees"

[Ronin Zakath]

HAH



KICK IN THE QUAD, I GET IT NOW

[Jonas TM]

Joker: "If she starts saying 'I am the vanguard of your destruction' I call shotgun on the first lifeboat out of here"

[vinak]

Garrus; hey, you ever miss the elevator conversations we used to have?

Tali: no

Garrus; yea, we all used to ask you about your immune system.

Tali: I have a shotgun.





ah i wish i remembered it correctly, but that was funny. Tali is too awesome.

so many other quotes I wish i could remember.

[ammit23]

From Reaper IFF mission, renegade comment...

Let's all back away from the spikey alien impaling devices...

[Garuda One]

Has nobody talked to the cigar smoking Elcor!? ****ing best character in the game.

[Shanra]

Alot of my favorites have been said, so here is one that's amusing that someone posted above reminded me of:



When ever you talk to the bartender in Illium (after you've done everything), She'll say something close to "Do you need anything? Sorry, no sex. I just cleaned the bar."

[ScorpSt]

vinak wrote...

Garrus; hey, you ever miss the elevator conversations we used to have?
Tali: no
Garrus; yea, we all used to ask you about your immune system.
Tali: I have a shotgun.


ah i wish i remembered it correctly, but that was funny. Tali is too awesome.
so many other quotes I wish i could remember.

Read back in the thread. It's quoted at least twice by two different people (the second of which was me).

[vinak]

thats nice, i am not reading through 5 pages of quotes, thanks.



douche

[Foop DK]

I just did, and it was worth it.

[Lord Jaric]

the "humans are raicist" turian

[Kaosu Haze]

alekvie1337 wrote...

I AM A BIOTIC GOD! FEAR ME!

THIS.

Also those two guys in the weapon store on the Citadel.
"All I'm saying is that you shouldn't skimp out on these things. You should aim for the best!" (Paraphrased)
"That's funny, I didn't think people who used shotguns even bothered aiming."
"Okay, that hurts a little."

[Kileyan]

I got a kick out of the Asari bartender on Illum with the husky voice who was the child of a Krogan. She has some funny stories.

Also the bartender who makes a snide remark about the RPG bartender cliche. "for some reason every human customer ask me if there is any new news, go watch the holo vids"

Modifié par Kileyan, 02 février 2010 - 12:29 .

[Psyence1]

In before/after Game Salesman: Asari/Hanar games.

[deserttfoxx]

It seems garrus as worked that stick out of his butt but now hes trying to beat people to death with it....

[RabidWHM]

The two engineers at the bottom of the ship.Not 100% accurate but very similar. Got this one last night

Girl: I can't believe Miranda walks around in that outfit!
Guy: What are your talking about? I find her clothes very professional! It always makes me stand at attention.
Girl: You're a Dog.

Garrus: You know me, I always like to savor the last shot, before popping the heat sink.
Femshep: ....
Garrus: Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible.

Drunk Shepard: Hell Yeah! Put more of the stuff in the...thing more stuff goes in...
Bartender: Your Funeral Pal.

Mordin: Shocking suggestion! Doctor-Patient confidentiality is
scared trust! Never dream of...MOCKERY.

The whole epic speech on "Check your damn targets"

Bachelor party of llium. Between the Human, Turian and Salaran. That was so funny,.

The whole Renegade option for the quarantine zone on Omega. Too long to write out. It starts with "Do I look like a looter?"

Modifié par RabidWHM, 02 février 2010 - 12:43 .