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[arolas6622]

i like listening to the convo at the bachelor party on ilium

[Kileyan]

RabidWHM wrote...

The two engineers at the bottom of the ship.Not 100% accurate but very similar. Got this one last night

Yeh the two engineers have some good chatter.

girl: so what do you think of our new boss
guy: dunno but her suit is nice looking, and snug in all the right places
girl: shush she'll hear you, she's standing right there
guy: bah she can't hear anything inside that helmet

Tali off in the distance: I CAN HEAR YOU

[Fros7bite]

BUMP

[Sabre120]

Lemme think, the bachelor party on Illium was amusing, as was the Quarian talking to the guy about nerving stimulators, then the krogan singing poetry to his beloved, Tali and my Shep talking about sex, The biotic Volus, when Shepard 'Falcon Punched' the reporter....Oh Lord, there are many many more...

[Fros7bite]

Joker - "Commander, leather seats. I mean military vessels sure have power, but they don't care if the chair breaths. Civilian is where the comfort is."



Shepard - "I'm glad to see you've got your priorities in order."



Joker - "Uh... Leather."

[Fros7bite]

my fav quote is getting to punch that reporter in the face again.



"THOK!!"



she deserved it

[Fros7bite]

Krogan on having intercourse with Asairi women: "They are too squeeshy; there is nothing to hold on to."

[Fros7bite]

Garrus: A hospital's not a good place to fight in.

Shep: So...what is a good place to fight?

Garrus: Gardens. Electronics stores. Antique shops, if they're expensive ones.

[Fros7bite]

Shep: I couldn't do this without you.

Garrus: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.

[Fros7bite]

Gabby - "Apparently there is a criminal down in the cargo bay."



Ken - "Oh crap. I guess I'll be staying up here then."



Gabby - "She's apparently a very attractive woman, and she doesn't wear anything above the waist."



Ken - "Maybe I'll go down and welcome her to the Normandy."



Gabby - "Oh, and she's an extremely dangerous psychopath."



Ken - "God**** it woman, stop toying with my mind!"

[Fros7bite]

If you want a problem shot, ask a Turian. If you want a problem talked to death, ask an Asari. If you want a new problem, ask a Salarian. If you want a problem fixed, ask a Human.

[Fros7bite]

Im done

[Cmdr.SpaceCowboy]

WarlockSoL wrote...
Also, one I didn't catch at first. One of the Illium ads is sort of like a feminine beauty product commercial - called Eternium (or something like that). At the end it says "Use Eternium and embrace eternity!" Cracked me up because every time an Asari did her little mind meld thing with you in the first game, they said "Embrace Eternity" Very subtle joke there.
 

This is especially funny if you heard the two Asari talking about getting the treatment done.  Then a minute or so later, you hear an announcement stating there are serious medical side effects and this product should be avoided.

[LuminousLupine]

Blasto was awesome, and the when talking to the detective.



I think the "space hamster" for sale takes the cake though.

[lokiarchetype]

The bartender visibly facepalming just out of focus when you're talking to Verner and he tells you how his wife was so supportive she paid for his shuttle off-world

The citadel gunnery chief talking about how you can't eyeball targets

Garrus mentioning how he sparred with a female turian, he had the reach advantage, she was more flexible, and how it ended in a draw... so they decided to have a rematch in the bedroom... he had the reach advantage, she was more flexible. The line was funny enough, but Shepard made the same face I was making, and that just made it hilarious.


Upon visiting Tuchanka, EDI telling you that after killing the Threshermaw on foot, that there were numerous mating requests for Grunt, and one for Shepard.

Modifié par lokiarchetype, 02 février 2010 - 01:20 .

[Iclonic]

I liked it when Joker was talking about garrus.

"Yeah..Garrus in the ol' days acted like he had a pole up his ass...The new Garrus beats people with it...Kind of liked the old Garrus better..."

[hawat333]

Hm, my favorite?



Definitely Mordin singing. And his mockery if you have a romance interest.



My other favorite comical reliefs:

The asari matriarch/bartender in Eternity telling her parents' story.

The polite krogan messenger on Illium.

That awfully acted Citadel-movie commercial.

The Iron Liquidators commercial (reminds of a guy over here in Hungary, coming to think of it he may be an actualy volus without environmental suit)

And Jack if you take her to Miranda's loyalty misson. "Are we still recruiting?"

[SmashleyGrowl]

When you're fighting alongside Grunt and he suddenly shouts " I...am...Krogan!!!", flashbacks of King Leonidas.

[SuSuSudio]

The quarian talking to the turian on ilium was up there for me-



"I had personal stimulators installed in my suit that replaces him just fine"

"Really?? Do they work?"

"Quite well! Let me show you...... um, excuse me? Private conversation?"



I went back and listened to that converstion like 5 times. Cracks me up.

[NvVanity]

I'm sure this part wasn't suppost to be funny but Tali's trial was just too hilarious being defended by Admiral Gerrel or should I say Teryn Loghain Mac Tir from Dragon Age. Seems like we have a role reverse!

[Missouri Tigers]

Absolutely nothing in this game beats out, "BECAUSE IT'S A BIG STUPID JELLYFISH."  Some stuff was really great though.

[Chained_Creator]

Missouri Tigers wrote...

Absolutely nothing in this game beats out, "BECAUSE IT'S A BIG STUPID JELLYFISH."  Some stuff was really great though.

"Enkindle this."

[Fros7bite]

virtua91 wrote...

legion doing the robot

I LOL'd for like 30 seconds

[lsumd2011]

Damn funny part right here: