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[SpideyKnight]

"Might seem a little slow to you, but one nighting the Commander is a quick way to get airlocked."

[ArucardEcks]

Gill Kaiser wrote...

It was.

Basically, after the release of ME1 some people fixated upon Garrus' revelation that Krogan have four testicles, and how amusing that is. Over time, especially on the Penny Arcade forum, this joke underwent memetic mutation to simply the word "quads". Now, in ME2 the Krogan refer to Shepard or each other as 'having the quads' multiple times, and that asari matriarch on Illium (the one with a Krogan father) even uses the phase "like a kick in the quad".

A classic example of how memes can be unlifted to ascended fandom, provided the creators follow their fanbase closely enough

And at one point in the game, I think possibly it's Wrex saying it if you kill the thresher maw, he says something along the lines of "I think you might be a quint" meaning he thinks you might have 5.

[KalReegar]

The news report of the Elcor version of Hamlet. Interacting with Elcor in the game, I cant help but laugh trying to imagine an Elcor Hamlet.



Hamlet: Ponderous. To be or not to be, that is the question. Sad: Alas, Poor Yorick, I knew him.

[Notho]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."

And the little easter egg between Garrus and Tali:

Garrus, "Do you ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?"
Tali, "No."
Garrus, "Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share."
Tali, "This conversation is over."
Garrus, "Tell me again about your immune system!"
Tali, "I have a shotgun."
Garrus, "...Maybe we'll talk later."

Pretty much anything with Joker. Seriously, there was so much great stuff in the game.

[Thalinor00]

The reference Joker makes to 2001 Space odyssey to EDI when she wants total ship control: “if you start singing Dasy…” was hilarious!

[Kusy]

In the bar on Illium, anyone noticed that when you are boozed the bartender's face gets pretier? Really. I loled hard at that.

[enormousmoonboots]

SpideyKnight wrote...

"Might seem a little slow to you, but one nighting the Commander is a quick way to get airlocked."

What's this one from?

[Klace]

enormousmoonboots wrote...

SpideyKnight wrote...

"Might seem a little slow to you, but one nighting the Commander is a quick way to get airlocked."

What's this one from?

Jacob will say it to female Shepard during the romance plot between them.

[theluckyshot]

Not  sure  if  someone  said  this  but...

Mordins  whole  speech  about  a  varren  sexually  transmitted  disease  affecting  crew  members.  The  implications  of  which  were  "Disturbing,"

I  nearly  pissed  my  pants,  it  caught  me  completely  offguard.

[Kusy]

"I had the reach, she had the flexibility"

[CmdrFenix83]

Vedaz wrote...

Robot Joker and Shephard threatening the man in the interrogation room: "Tell me a name or I will cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan!"

I prefer resolving that one without the interrupt.

Lawyer:  "Who the hell are you?"

Shepard:  "I'm a Spectre."

Lawyer:  "Oh ****..."

[raven2510]

right after you unlock EDI's program...then you talk to it & joker....FUNNY

[OraVelnoria87]

It was a while ago but when you're recruiting Mordin and he calls someone a cloaca. Way to underhandedly use slang in a very clever way.

[RabidWHM]

Has anyone noticed the Gamestop type store on the citadel? The Salaran has some funny, funny lines about video games. My favorite one is about RPG's. (Again, not 100%)



He goes. "Whats up with today's RPG's? It's all about "big choices" and "visceral combat". I miss the old days where you had to remember to drink water and traveling takes 5 hours real life time."



He also talks about MMO's, Solitaire, Hentai Porn games(LOL). How to trade your games for credits for your next purchases. All types of things. He is great

[Relinquished2]

On the citadel, there is a souvenirs shop. When you use the renegade option to get a discount he goes out of the store for a moment, shouting that this store tells him he's to poor. xD

[Chained_Creator]

Relinquished2 wrote...

On the citadel, there is a souvenirs shop. When you use the renegade option to get a discount he goes out of the store for a moment, shouting that this store tells him he's to poor. xD

"This store discriminates against the poor!"

Or something like that.

Modifié par Chained_Creator, 02 février 2010 - 02:15 .

[RabidWHM]

Chained_Creator wrote...

Relinquished2 wrote...

On the citadel, there is a souvenirs shop. When you use the renegade option to get a discount he goes out of the store for a moment, shouting that this store tells him he's to poor. xD

"This store discriminates against the poor!"

Or something like that.

Omg, LOL! I have to try that!

[Relinquished2]

Chained_Creator wrote...

Relinquished2 wrote...

On the citadel, there is a souvenirs shop. When you use the renegade option to get a discount he goes out of the store for a moment, shouting that this store tells him he's to poor. xD

"This store discriminates against the poor!"

Or something like that.

Yea, made me laugh till I fell off my seat. xD

[OneDrunkMonk]

Yeah, A LOT more comedy this time around and I applaud BioWare for it! You gotta keep an ear out for it though. How about that Asari who's on a "break" with a Krogan (who is nearby spouting love poetry!) and she's going on about how with humans you just wait a century till their dead and you move on to someone new. Shepard gives a look that is just classic.

[megmca]

"Trying to determine how scale itch got onto the ship. Only obtainable from sexual intercourse with Varren. Implications unpleasant."



Pretty sure that's Kelly who picked up that std. Every time I had to talk to her I wanted to ask if I could have a vi instead.



Also when Mordin started singing my jaw hit the floor. My boyfriend came in and _his_ jaw hit the floor. I laughed so hard I cried. I want a ringtone of that.

[elmephd1]

Kileyan wrote...

Tali off in the distance: I CAN HEAR YOU

That's almost a running joke in Mass Effect 2.

[Vamp44]

Arelyte wrote...

"Hey, everybody! This store discriminates against the poor!"

^THAT

and

"Shepard..If I die I'm coming back to haunt you!"- Jack said something like that.

[Jonas TM]

megmca wrote...

"Trying to determine how scale itch got onto the ship. Only obtainable from sexual intercourse with Varren. Implications unpleasant."

Pretty sure that's Kelly who picked up that std. Every time I had to talk to her I wanted to ask if I could have a vi instead.
.

I truly would not be surprised.  She seems to be turned on by most if not all the aliens you bring on board.

[BlindBay7]

Joker: "Why is it always claws and guns? Can't we ****** off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous but hey, bunnies!"

[jxd73]

The funniest moment is when all the senior officers piled into the clown car and left the ship undefended.