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[Chris2112534566]

unit77 wrote...

I can't wait for the Robot Chicken "Mass Effect".

 OMG that would just complete me

[TheKnave69]

OneDrunkMonk wrote...

Yeah, A LOT more comedy this time around and I applaud BioWare for it! You gotta keep an ear out for it though. How about that Asari who's on a "break" with a Krogan (who is nearby spouting love poetry!) and she's going on about how with humans you just wait a century till their dead and you move on to someone new. Shepard gives a look that is just classic.

What's even better, if you go back to the Krogan homeworld after this, they are there.  He's telling her, "See isn't it great?"

And she's like, "Um, okay, I'm not sure I can do this."

Not the actual conversation, but the gist of it.

[Series5Ranger]

NvVanity wrote...

I'm sure this part wasn't suppost to be funny but Tali's trial was just too hilarious being defended by Admiral Gerrel or should I say Teryn Loghain Mac Tir from Dragon Age. Seems like we have a role reverse!

Claudia Black (Morrigan's Voice Actress) was one of the other Admirals too

[InvaderErl]

jxd73 wrote...

The funniest moment is when all the senior officers piled into the clown car and left the ship undefended.

I like to imagine as Joker was traversing the ship, down on the planet:

Shepard - Garrus, do you think this would look good in my room?
Garrus - I don't know, I'm not good at stuff like that
Shepard - Yes... Heavy are the burdens of command.

[daksmiley]

Im not sure its my fav or the funniest, but I just love the delivery. After Horizon Joker says an alliance ship is incoming. One response is something along the lines of "Joker if that ship sees us your restricted to decaf." Joker responds "Why dont you just make me drink it in the air lock? Hardass."

[DarkNova50]

Garrus: Do you ever miss those conversations we had on the elevators?

Tali: No.

Garrus: Come on, remember how we'd ask you about life on the Flotilla?

Tali: This conversation is over.

Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system?

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Garrus: Maybe we'll talk later.



Awesome.

[cpolisch]

DarkNova50 wrote...

Garrus: Do you ever miss those conversations we had on the elevators?
Tali: No.
Garrus: Come on, remember how we'd ask you about life on the Flotilla?
Tali: This conversation is over.
Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system?
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus: Maybe we'll talk later.

Awesome.

When did this happen and HOW did I miss it?!

[DCoacci]

When the Collectors attack the Normandy near the end game, and Joker is afraid to plug in EDI...

EDI: "I enjoy watching humans get down on their knees."

Joker: ...

EDI "That was a joke."



Yeah... She needs to work on her timing XD



Also, after Mordin finished his little song, I was rolling over laughing, so Shepard didn't reply right away and just stood there staring at him for a few moments, in utter silence. Then Mordin coughs. Priceless.



Finally, loved the space hamster. "Squeak."

[ToshiStation38]

Jacob's actually had a funny line. It was when he's talking about the batarian terrorist attack on the Citadel.



"It's like pissing yourself in dark pants. It's a warm feeling, but no one really notices."

[jerms510]

Zynnix wrote...

"Galaxy of Fantasy, I hear it's based on Turian mythology and has over 11 billion players!"

fixed, and yeah that made me laugh out loud.

[Homebound]

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Ive never gotten the Legion dancing thing though...So sad. 

[Stinkface27]

Walking in on Legion doing the robot was definitely one of the funniest things I thought.

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

A lot of the joker/edi banters is funny. Though I think due to the fact I'd just been through one where EDI did her usual "That was a joke" line to me and Joker, my Femshep finally got into the AI core after the suicide mission and I decided to call EDI to tell me what the room was, now due to the fact she now had full access, she made comment about how we were walking in her 'body' and she found our footsteps tickled her... *cue pause* EDI: "That was a joke" lol

[samusfan]

I laughed pretty good at Joker swearing like crazy during the Collector raid on the Normandy. Kind of odd since that scene is really freaky as a whole, but when Joker busted out "What the ****?!?" I just lost it.

[Klimy]

Yesterday was laughing my ... off when in the last mission Legion was doing things on normandy with his back to Jocker, while Jocker was making faces to him

[BLACKOUT228]

Engineer Ken: "Gabby, you'd say that the Normandy is a she, not a he, right?"

Engineer Gabby: "Of course, the Normandy is the sweetest girl there is."

Ken: "And EDI's a she, Tali's defiantly a she..."

Gabby: "What are you getting at Kenneth?"

Ken: "I'm just saying I'm feeling a wee bit threatened here, a lot of female energy, and I'm just one man."

Gabby: "Your such a dick."

Ken: "See? Look where your mind went. I got to watch out for me self."



I don't know how no one has said this yet! Or I just missed it. Still, gotta love those two!

[DarchAngelDavid]

Garlador wrote...

"Insincere endorsement: You have not experienced the true voice of Shakespeare until you have heard it in the voice of Elcor."

I love how if you drink the "mystery drink" from the Asari bartender she gets noticeably younger and more attractive.

Garrus and Tali: "Do you ever miss those elevator rides?"
"No."
"C'mon, we'd ask you about life on the Flotilla. It was a chance to share!"
"This conversation is over."
"Tell me about your immune system again."
"I have a shotgun."
"Er, maybe some other time."

The suicide mission response from either Tali or Garrus:
Garrus: "Wait, we can refuse suicidal orders? Nobody told me that!"
Tali: "I'll remember that the next time Shepard tells us to do the impossible. That's like twice a day."

EDI: "I enjoy seeing humans on their knees... *cricket cricket*... that was a joke."

The love-struck Krogan reciting poetry for his Asari girlfriend. "Oh blue rose of Illium, plant your roots in the red soil of Tuchanka!"

Anything and everything Mordin says. "Great news! I think I developed a curse for Joker's disease! It.... no, wait. This would cause liver failure. Start from scratch." "Trying to determine how scale itch got onto the ship. Only obtainable from sexual intercourse with Varren. Implications unpleasant."

When did they say this stuff.  I missed all of that lol now I have to play it again just to catch some of this stuff.

[DarchAngelDavid]

Every part with Ken and Gabby was off the chain. They had me rolling.

[Massadonious1]

The suicide mission response you can get from anyone, it's just funnier to see it coming from Tali and Garrus because of the history.



Taking Grunt with you to Purgatory is pretty funny. He wants you to move faster, just to see if the little one can make it, and instead of suggesting to knock Jack out, he suggests you shoot her and just patch her up later.

[shawn1979]

Joker and edi are the funniest.

but what was amusing was bringing a geth onto the migrant fleet.

[NeoGuardian86]

i gotta give the writers a hand, they did a great job dotting in humor here and there in the sequel.


I'm a mechanical engineer, so i just lmao when i hear this.

[infinite bias]

"Garrus seems to have finally taken that stick out of his butt. But now he's beating people to death with it. I can't believe I'm saying this but I liked the old Garrus better"



Joker's opinions on new crew is hilarious.

[Maverick489]

 Shepard: Everything up here good?

Joker: Good for now. Fractured my thumb on the mute, but I think I made my point.

[Hammy1018]

Can't remember it exactly but at the end of Conrad's mission you tell him that he really helped you out and he looks all excited and goes "Really?!"



The face he makes and the way he says "really" had me rolling in the floor.

[Koyote 42]

I personally liked it when my Shep complained about not being able to just "ask someone for help" and just getting it without strings attached.