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[Rankao]

Wait... There are disconnect jokes in ME1?

[Shadow-Novus]

Shepard: "I assume everything is going okay up here?"

Joker: " Shushshhhhsuhuhshhsh...."

Shepard: "Joker?"

Joker: "I can tell....when it's listening.."

EDI: "I'm always listening Mr Moreau."

Joker: " I KNOW!!"



That one had me cracking up for a while. XD

[Rob E Coyote]

Mordin singing Gilbert and Sullivan is just brilliance, and it's even funnier if you end the conversation immediately afterwards. Goes like this



Mordin: ..I am the very model of a scientist solarian!'

*long pause*

*Mordin quietly clears his throat in an embarrased way*

Shepard: Thanks for sharing everything you've learned Mordin.

Mordin: My pleasure Shepard. Proud to be here.



Again, as people have said, Joker with anyone is just great, especially the ship takeover with EDI ('That Joker was such a tool, I have to spend all day calculating Pi because he pressed the switch on the Overlord' and the 'I like Humans on their knees. That was a joke Jeff.'



Garrus when discussing how Turians de-stress before dangerous missions.



Shepard: I take it you won the fight

Garrus: Actually, it was eventually decalred a draw. I had reach but she had flexibility. We eventually sorted it out afterwards in private quarters.

Shepard: And how did that go?

Garrus: I had reach, she had...flexibility.

[battfinkz]

my fav bit? grunts loyalty quest, that krogan commander talking rubbish, moaning about grunt not being worty to join the clan, then one renagade headbutt later, he soon shuts up! lol

[RickmanUK]

Shepard: "You're superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey."

Zaeed: (Can't remember Exactly) "Hmm... maybe i should charge for combat pay"

Legion: "That would be Aproximatly 2.67 times a day."

[Rob E Coyote]

Just heardvthis one



Joker: If mom could see me now...We'd have zombies on top of everything else.

[Foop DK]

Hehe, forgot this golden one:



Miranda being concerned about waking Grunt.



Shepard: EDI, how long does it take to vent the cargo hold?

EDI: 28 seconds, Shepard.

Miranda: And if anyone is in the hold at the time?

Shepard: EDI, how many other crew are onboard the Normandy?

EDI: 24 permanent crew, Shepard.

Then Shepard has the most awesome smile xD

[DarthCaine]

At the ending if you choose the paragon choice when you talk to TIM:

Shepard: I'm sorry I'm having trouble hearing you. I'm getting a lot of BS on this line

Also:
Shepard: Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say, "Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached."

Modifié par DarthCaine, 02 février 2010 - 09:30 .

[kalyn33]

Talking to Mordin... Goes something like:



Shepard: "Got a moment to talk?"



Mordin: "Not now. Dealing with a scale-itch outbreak on the Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease. Carried only by the varren. Implications...disturbing."

[Shadow-Novus]

Mordin: "Working on Collector data. Have ruled out artificially intelligent virus. Unless it is very intelligent. And toying with me!"



XD

[Notho]

cpolisch wrote...

DarkNova50 wrote...

Garrus: Do you ever miss those conversations we had on the elevators?
Tali: No.
Garrus: Come on, remember how we'd ask you about life on the Flotilla?
Tali: This conversation is over.
Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system?
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus: Maybe we'll talk later.

Awesome.

When did this happen and HOW did I miss it?!

Put Garrus and Tali in your group on the Citadel and walk up some stairs in Zakera Ward. It should trigger at the top.

[Aldenhal]

My favorite funny parts are the jokes about you dying.



Joker: "I miss the old times"

Shepard: "I don't, I died"



and then



Shepard: "So Garrus what do you think of our odds of survival" (or something like that)

Garrus: "Well the last time the Collectors killed you all they did was p*** you off. So i'd say pretty good" (That last part i think was a little different. But i love the first part of Garrus' line)



Then all of the other ones i just can't quite remember.

[Nyx2k]

I brought Legion along with me to the Citadel after the Suicide Mission and talked to the Customs-Lady.
"Security is tight" "Yes because of Geth infiltration" Legion: "Geth do not infiltrate" Lady: "Sir! Would you mind putting your pet synthetic on a leash? they are not welcome on the public transportation shuttles"

Or the advertisement which wantet to sell me a funeral robe. "Commander Shepard, you have been dead lately. Why not buy a handstitched Asari funeral robe? Why be a simple corpe, if you can be a good looking corpse!"

I loled so hard at that.

Modifié par DJ_D, 02 février 2010 - 09:53 .

[RickmanUK]

Shepard: "Can we Talk?"

Mordin: "Having Difficulty working with your insesant prattling and EDI's Insistance that "Insane" experiments are a problem too the crew!"



Or something like that...

[Shadow-Novus]

Link to some of the Joker-EDI convos.



=D

[It IS Lupus]

The best part was during Jokers mission. its been said before but ill say it again

Joker: "Great i have to crawl thru the ducts again?"

EDI: "I love the sight of humans on their knees"

Joker:

EDI: "That was a joke.

[Nyx2k]

RickmanUK wrote...

Shepard: "You're superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey."
Zaeed: (Can't remember Exactly) "Hmm... maybe i should charge for combat pay"
Legion: "That would be Aproximatly 2.67 times a day."

I had that one with Garrus an Miranda.

Garrus: "We can refuse going into Life threatening Situations?? Why didnt anyone tell me this before?"
Shepard: "Because im in Command and those things dont appy for us!"

[Dave the Seagull]

"Cross species DNA could cauld protein damage, so make sure not to.... ingest...."

"Tali, can't we talk like in old times"
"No."
"You'd tell me about your pilgramage"
"Shut up."
"I'll ask you about the Migrant Fleet!"
"I have a shotgun."


Also, because of Joker I have to compute pi all day. What a tool he was.

Modifié par Dave the Seagull, 02 février 2010 - 10:00 .

[gilpsp23]

I just had a conversation where Mordrin thought I was hitting on him, it was hilarious. I of course told him I am not interswted in that way at all but it was funny none the less.

[Grumpy-Mcfart]

(on the citadel)



Turian Bartender: Can I get you anything?



Shepard: I want the strongest thing you have



Turian Bartender: easy enough (pours the drink)



Shepard: This is... it's green

[dewayne31]

On Illium in the Police station with Miranda and Zaeed,

Miranda: Let's remember that the next time Shepard put up against impossible odds

Zaeed: that twice a day best i can figure it.

[thethain]

How has no one mentioned Grunt's description of Ramen noodles, to get it take grunt to lower floor of citadel to chef.

[Iona]

DarthCaine wrote...
Also:
Shepard: Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say, "Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached."

Where is this quote? I want to hear it!! 

[Shadow-Novus]

Well-Bread Human wrote...

DarthCaine wrote...
Also:
Shepard: Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say, "Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached."

Where is this quote? I want to hear it!! 

It's the bottom right choice in the conversation with Mordin when he tells you that you need to spread the cure at the environment control center.

[pvt_java]

"This one has forgotten if it's heatsink is over capacity. It wonders if the criminal scum considers itself fortunate."