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[KneeTheCap]

My injury list:

- both kneecaps dislocated several times (hence the nickame)
- right ankle broken
- rib fractured
- dislocated my left thumb
- concussion
- temporary blindness in left eye (other guy poked my eye with a finger. He says it was an accident)
- One time I kicked a ball slighty wrongish manner and my nail flew off my big toe
- countless of nosebleeds while fighting for a ball.

All of these were "acquired" while playing football (the sport that americans call soccer). And I'll continue playing as long as I can walk. Never gonna abandon that sport.

So, do share, if this topic is appropriate (wow, that word is quite hard to spell, and I'm sure I spelled it wrong)
 

[Godak]

Nope.



I'm disgustingly lucky.



My worst is this one time when me and my friend tied our bikes together when we were younger, and I sorta went flying face first into the curb of the sidewalk. Not a single injury besides a few cuts and scrapes.



I've also fallen out of trees, gotten hit with baseball bats, and I once got tackled pretty badly playing American football with some friends. I jumped up for an interception, and I got tackled onto a root of a tree. My ribs hurt really bad, but I got over it. Having someone who is twice your weight landing on you is not a pleasurable experience, either.

[XianduSER]

Broken right collarbone, torn left rotator cup twice, torn ligaments in left ankle, fractured right wrist, cracked my head open 3 times, and 2 concussions, funny thing is, i have played football aka soccer for 12 years, never once been hurt besides a bump and bruise here and there, yet i have gotten my worst injury from american football(collarbone) and the my first rotator cup and left ankle from basketball >.<

[Zikco]

Split eyebrow (fisticuffs), split noseridge (drunken fisticuffs), bum knee (slipped on black ice) and I've got an ugly scar across my adam's apple from a gatespike puncture.

All of those are over 10 years old. Haven't done any dumb s**t lately (though my knee tends to act up once in a while...). :-)

[Lotion Soronarr]

Broke my elbow, tore my ligaments on the right leg, cut my arm right to the bone, and a whole lot of lesser stupid injuries - one of te stupidest being hit by huge darts with metal heads. My reaction was even more priceless. I was staring at the dart sticking out of my leg for at least several seconds before going all "Do I look like a dartbood to you?"



Also got hit on the head with a big ass stone, needed stiches, but the needle broke an the doctor had to get it out with another needle. I'm thickheaded.

[Ponce de Leon]

Nope, never. Lucky I'd say. Although once I fell from 2 or 2.5 meters to the ground on my back. The people I know went quickly to check me and were there looking. All I said was "Ugh, that... was not pleasant". Surprisingly, I didn't feel anything else. Just a moment of "ouch" and then gone.

[AntiChri5]

I never break anything but always end up with stitches.

When i was three my older brother threw my tricycle over the fence and it landed on my head which promptly split open.

Nothing but mild scrapes untill i was 10 and when chasing a friend around his house put my entire arm through a plate of glass, tearing my right arm open in a in U shape so that a rather thick slab of skin and muscle just kind of flopped open (all i could say was "huh...wow...can i sit down") showing me just how lovely i look like on the inside. Twenty stitches on the outside but the surgeon lost count on the inside.

Broke a tooth on a piece of chocolate.

Modifié par AntiChri5, 03 février 2010 - 07:01 .

[SargeantRenegade]

I've had a few.

Skull fracture from a hockey accident.
Broken tooth from hitting my head on a karaoke machine.
Broken nose from being assaulted on the way home from the pub.
Bullet wound in the left calf.
Crossbow bolt to the right ankle; right cuboid bone shattered beyond repair and replaced with titanium.
Dislocated shoulder (several times, both sides).

[KneeTheCap]

You're not a mobster, are you



On serious note... a crossbow bolt to the ankle? How on earth....

[bunnie.riane]

Ya know, I have no idea how I have never seriously hurt myself.
I'm clumsy.
Like, really clumsy.
I walk into sh*t a lot...

Especially when under the influence


But yeah most I ever get is scratches and bruises
And a busted lip from a fight once
Buuuut the other girl looked way worse

[KneeTheCap]

Catfight! nice!



Wait...fighting is never nice, i'll take that back....

[Dark Lilith]

KneeTheCap wrote...

Catfight! nice!

Wait...fighting is never nice, i'll take that back....

of course if the two cats kiss and make up....

[boomgosthedino]

I've had my middle finger fractured from sparing, along with a sprained toe from sparing and fingers..



I have fractured my wrist from a motorcycle accident along a sprained arm and leg along with a small concussion..



I have a scare on my back and my head from my car crash last November wrong when I semi with no lights on at nigh weaved into my lane and I hit its trailer. I had a 02 Toyota Celica gt-s. if you know the car, then you know its very light and very small. it bent in the roof which is what hit the top of my head... ( yay for small people cause if I was taller I'd have no head) how I got a gash in my back right solder I really don't know guess something hit there on impact..



Also have a scar on my arm and by my eye which is not really see able. But I got that from a dog attack when I was 5..

[Godak]

boomgosthedino wrote...

I've had my middle finger fractured from sparing, along with a sprained toe from sparing and fingers..

I thought I broke my nose once...

Drop kick to the face, and rivers of blood. It took for-ever to stop bleeding.
And I've had my fair share of bloody noses...That was the worst, by far.

[Wintermist]

Broken ribs from snowboarding a couple of times.

Broken bone in my foot during sparring.

Busted knee in army exercise, twice, tripping badly.

Broken finger during a patrol mission, finger stuck in door, bad luck.



Nothing major luckily.

[Godak]

Wintermist wrote...

Busted knee in army exercise, twice, tripping badly.
Broken finger during a patrol mission, finger stuck in door, bad luck.

Nothing major luckily.

Klutzes can join the army?

Oh, right. Sweden.

You know, I think I have disturbingly dense bones, or...something!

I mean...a busted knee from tripping ("badly")?! I've fallen from trees (we're talking fair-sized mama-trees!) onto my back, and got up and laughed about it. If you fell out of a tree, you would explode.

[Wintermist]

Godak wrote...

[/b][/i]I mean...a busted knee from tripping ("badly")?! I've fallen from trees (we're talking fair-sized mama-trees!) onto my back, and got up and laughed about it. If you fell out of a tree, you would explode.

LOL, well here's how it happened.

The first knee thing was when we was out on patrol exercise, we was going to ambush a sentry post but didn't really know where it was. It was night. So the order was, up with flares, and run across this field and attack. Fine, except the sentry was actually just there to our left and somehow the communication from the dog squad hadn't reached us. So, flare goes up, we run... they start shooting..
We start shooting back while running, and I ran straigh into a whole pile of iron bars. It hurt like a son-of-a-**** but luckily didn't ruin the knee.

Second time was running between two buildings daytime, I had full gear and started running, slipped on a slippery stone, tried to make up for it by running faster, but fell forward and trying not to slam the rifle in the ground you basically take the fall as it comes, with all the gear on. And I smash my knee into this small but cleverly places rock and that too hurt like a son-of-a-****. Was messed up for the whole weekend after that, then I could walk properly again.

The finger... lol... it was basic training and we was going out on a patrol in a vehicle. Since we had the gear on, bullet proof vest and that I was heavier and decided to use the pole(?) between the front door and the back door to help swing me inside the van, when the dude in the front seat slammed the door on my fingers. Yeah, just poor luck really.

[Milkymoocowmoo]

hmm where do i begin lol
Let's see:

• I've broken both of my wrists three times. Twice on my left one and once on my right one. Two times in two seperate car accidents (drunk driving FTL) and once skateboarding.
• Broke my left ribcage during a fight at some party i went to, getting kicked in the ribs with a steel-toe boot. Broke my right ribcage in another skating accident.
• Had my middle finger crushed by a closing door and my nail just detertating. Also, dislocated it while working on my car.
• Broke my thumb, index and middle finger while moving stuff and having one of the cabinets land on them.
• Scars all over my arms and wrist from cutting myself. I had a serious bad acid trip involving spiders and my mind ****ing with me which eventually lead to my phobia of spiders.
• Stabwound on my arm from a really really supressed memory.

theres more but there just minor cuts and more broken fingers and a few concussions from my stupid drinking days lol.

Modifié par Milkymoocowmoo, 04 février 2010 - 03:28 .

[Revan312]

Milkymoocowmoo wrote...

hmm where do i begin lol
Let's see: *snip*

Wow... your unstoppable.. your like the T-2000 of humans.  Maybe consider a career as a Super Hero/Villain as your super power is invincibility '

Myself.. I had an accident involving a loaded pistol at 13..  Let's just say I have a permanent dent in the muscle on my left leg and a piece of lead still embedded in it.. oh and a two large circular scars on both the front and back of said leg.   Besides that little incident, I never have been seriously hurt .

Modifié par Revan312, 04 février 2010 - 03:33 .

[Milkymoocowmoo]

Revan312 wrote...

Wow... your unstoppable.. your like the T-2000 of humans.  Maybe consider a career as a Super Hero/Villain as your super power is invincibility '

Myself.. I had an accident involving a loaded pistol at 13..  Let's just say I have a permanent dent in the muscle on my left leg and a piece of lead still embedded in it.. oh and a two large circular scars on both the front and back of said leg.   Besides that little incident, I never have been seriously hurt .

Luckily i was wasted during half of those so i felt nothing XD. Plus its not as bad as the other injuries people have mentioned on this thread ;[ those sound horrible and a million times worse.

Modifié par Milkymoocowmoo, 04 février 2010 - 03:38 .

[boomgosthedino]

Milkymoocowmoo wrote...

Revan312 wrote...

Wow... your unstoppable.. your like the T-2000 of humans.  Maybe consider a career as a Super Hero/Villain as your super power is invincibility '

Myself.. I had an accident involving a loaded pistol at 13..  Let's just say I have a permanent dent in the muscle on my left leg and a piece of lead still embedded in it.. oh and a two large circular scars on both the front and back of said leg.   Besides that little incident, I never have been seriously hurt .

Luckily i was wasted during half of those so i felt nothing XD

I remember your stupid stabwound. such a idiot..

[Milkymoocowmoo]

boomgosthedino wrote...

I remember your stupid stabwound. such a idiot..

Hush... you know why it happened and i had a good reason.

[SargeantRenegade]

KneeTheCap wrote...

On serious note... a crossbow bolt to the ankle? How on earth....

Archery is one of my hobbies; I've been doing it since I was 5.  The accident happened a few years ago at the range - someone had forgotten to engage the safety on his crossbow while reloading and it misfired.  I was unlucky enough to be standing next to him and the bolt went clean through my ankle, fracturing two bones and shattering a third.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Yeah Injuries! 

Out of pure dumbness I drove with my bike over a frozen lake , bike went out of control, I crashed hard and fell onto the ice with my elbow, I punched a 10 centimeter deep hole into the ice  - results: crushed elbow joint.
Strangely It never hurt at all but the full recovery took me two years.

When I was a kid around the age of 4 or 5 I ran around in the house, stumpled over a ball on the floor or something and my chin hit a desk. Well does not sound so ugly, does it? Well I almost cut my tongue off with my teeth. I swallowed so much blood I had to puke and the rescue brought me to the hospital to stop the heavy  bleeding. All my arteries on the underside of my tongue were cut and leaking lots of blood.
I have still deep scars, fortunately my tongue works flawlessy.

One day I had to ride with a truck on the load floor to secure - cant remember what it was, it was some piece of machinery- with my hands preventing the equipment to slide around and destroying itself. (dumb idea)
Suddenly the idiot  truck driver driving around 50 kilometers per hour stopped almost instantly with squealing tires, but I didnt. I was thrown fowards for about 5 meters, my head hit a metal beam so hard I was knocked out instantly.
I was told all my friends laughed their asses off until they noticed I was unconscious, they brought me to the hospital.
I  had luck and I had no major injuries besides a heavy concussion.

Modifié par The Woldan , 04 février 2010 - 09:34 .