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[Moodath]

Shattered my right kneecap in the 6th grade playing football...


I was filling in for our running back during practice (yes, this happened during practice..not even a game) and some douche bag (still don't know who) grabbed my foot from behind. Meanwhile, my own quarterback had a blond moment and tried to tackle me....yes...my own quarterback tackeled me (we were 1 and 12 that year, just fyi) however he tripped and went helmet first into my kneecap.
So...physics being the **** it is, my foot was stuck in place with a helmet pushing my knee backward, eventually my knee was like "Lol...this sucks, i'ma gonna shatter now" and my shin bone was like "screw this man, i'm gonna sprain." and then my femur was like "NOWAI I CAN'T BEND THIS FAR" and got all bruised.



And I fell down the stairs one time and had blood coming out of my tear ducts. That was odd. Not cool enough to be fun, but odd enough to be cool.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Almost chocked!


Once I was joking around with my buddies, got a candy in my trachea, that was fun! I couldnt even do anything, it was totally plugged, I got NO air at all for 2-3 minutes, I tried to cough but I couldnt, turned blue crawling on the floor, nobody could help me and my friends were running around like headless chicken. I was lucky though, the candy was melting and in the last moment I was able to get very little air, but it saved my life. Later I was totally angry why nobody did a tracheotomy (cut through the trachea to be able to breathe again).
What a bunch of idiots, they would rather let me die than doing something risky.

Modifié par The Woldan , 04 février 2010 - 12:33 .

[Statulos]

Big ones, well, one of my knees is still destroyed after a perfect gimnastic jump; the bad part was landing.



For the rest, scars of burnt flesh, cuts, minor stab wounds and a couple of nasty sword cuts arround my legs. Historical swordmanship takes it´s toll I guess.

[Godak]

A friend of mine is an amateur MMA fighter. He made a bet with me that he could floor me with one sweeping kick to the back of my legs. Being the arrogant bastard that I am, I accepted his bet.



He wound up and...*BAM*



What's that? I'm still standing? Ha! I win!



...Why can't I feel my leg?!

Well, turns out he hit a nerve bed, or something. I had about thirty minutes of numbness in my left leg, and it still aches, two days later. I should have made him take his boots off.



...And did I mention that he weighs 250-300 LBS?

[Xpardox91X]

 Well, there was one injury; Nothing sports tho.

I was hiking around and throughout all my fortune, I managed to step firm onto the only thing that can hurt me: A large metal nail pointing up.

Complete penetration of my foot, the tip stood up... damn that was freaky. It healed up just fine, don't even have a scar.

[Statulos]

Godak wrote...

A friend of mine is an amateur MMA fighter. He made a bet with me that he could floor me with one sweeping kick to the back of my legs. Being the arrogant bastard that I am, I accepted his bet.

He wound up and...*BAM*

What's that? I'm still standing? Ha! I win!

...Why can't I feel my leg?!
Well, turns out he hit a nerve bed, or something. I had about thirty minutes of numbness in my left leg, and it still aches, two days later. I should have made him take his boots off.

...And did I mention that he weighs 250-300 LBS?

Who´s your friend, Urdnot Wrex? 

But yeah, people who practice actual combat of any kind are not the best bets to say "hey, I´m sure you cannot..." because nasty things happen. Some Roman scuta still "remember me"...

[KneeTheCap]

This morning I happened to discover a new "scar". It's quite long diagonal "scratch" that runs from side to side of my back. I have no idea where it came, but it looks kinda cool! I'm quite sure I didn't have it before the "drinking-with-friends-night" at last thursday...

[SargeantRenegade]

Sounds like a superficial graze from moving over something in your bed.  I've had a few overnight scratches like that before.

Check your sleeping area for sharp edges, and while you're at it check your mattress for rogue springs.  It's not a good sign if your bed is trying to carve you up 

[Sblade]

Left ankle 2 times many years ago. Nothing more

[AntiChri5]

Once when i was about 13 my brother (2 years older) stuck a couple dozen toothpicks in the doorway of my room. In the carpet pointing diagonally at the entrance so that if some poor young bastard went bounding into his room without turning on the lights his leading foot would come down on a dozen tiny splinters with all his weight. Minor but painful.





What a masochistic thread.

[Godak]

Statulos wrote...

Godak wrote...

A friend of mine is an amateur MMA fighter. He made a bet with me that he could floor me with one sweeping kick to the back of my legs. Being the arrogant bastard that I am, I accepted his bet.

He wound up and...*BAM*

What's that? I'm still standing? Ha! I win!

...Why can't I feel my leg?!
Well, turns out he hit a nerve bed, or something. I had about thirty minutes of numbness in my left leg, and it still aches, two days later. I should have made him take his boots off.

...And did I mention that he weighs 250-300 LBS?

Who´s your friend, Urdnot Wrex? 

But yeah, people who practice actual combat of any kind are not the best bets to say "hey, I´m sure you cannot..." because nasty things happen. Some Roman scuta still "remember me"...

Yeah, well, 20/20 hindsight. Also, I probably shouldn't have let him kick my knee-joint. Probably could have caused permanent damage.

[Andarthiel_Demigod]

Probably not as serious as most people here but when I was about 9 or 10 I broke my wrist. I was playing soccer(or footbal if you will) with my brother out on the driveway of our flat and I stupidly tried to show off by rolling the ball onto my  my foot and start bouncing it up and down. It seemed like a good idea but when I went to roll it I slipped on the ball and fell backwards  hitting my wrist on the concrete driveway. Initially I thought it was just a bruise or something but it hurt so damn much that I couldn't stop crying out for at least 5-10 minutes.
Later I found out that one of the bones in my wrist was bent out of shape and was digging in. Long story short, I got a caste and afer some time I went in for an operationto have it fixed and that was that.

[AntiChri5]

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[Naughty Bear]

My face or head seems to be a magnet for glass.

I was hit by 2 cars last year and i cracked my head on the windowscreen, second time i got hit i had a few chips of class stuck in the back of my head and a few splinters just behind my right ear. Oh and i split my lip and eye brow so i have this bad-ass scar.

2 years ago around March i got glassed outside a nightclub in London and had a few pieces of glass stuck in my head. I hate stitches so much.
The second time new years start of 2009 i got glassed outside another nightclub i just had a few cuts.

About 3-4 months ago i got hit  by car and the same again a month later.

And like a idiot such as myself i got beaten up (not badly just a black eye) in some creepy and too be honest a ****hole. Really rough area which i will not go there again.

And 2 weeks ago i was on my bike and a old couple in a car reveresed into me and it knocked me straight into a lamp-post. (I felt like such a ******).

I have bad luck these days.

Modifié par Naughty Bear, 27 février 2010 - 09:41 .

[Dark Lilith]

all I've ever broken is hearts!, not on purpose of course.

[Loerwyn]

I'll expand on the ones I mentioned in the other thread.

Finger; Sliced through a tendon - Was about 9/10 and I'd spent almost-literally all day playing Spyro the Dragon. My dad was half asleep on the sofa and I was hungry, so I went to get something to eat. Thinking I was Big And Clever, I got a carrot and my weapon of choice? Bread Knife. Don't need to say anything other than I was in pain and eating a carrot on the way to the hospital.

Thumb; Glass impalement - I was working in the stock room of a big retail store (on my own! ), and the major component of my job was to take stock out of brown boxes and prepare it to go out onto the shop floor. Due to the sheer incompetence of the off-site warehouse staff it wasn't uncommon for boxes with glass/pottery items (frames, vases, candlestick holders etc) to come broken or at least cracked. I had a habit of slicing the tape down the middle of a box to collapse it, and stick my thumb between the gap to pull it open. One day I had a box of candlestick holders I'd just opened, and was breaking the box down. I'd notice something drop on the floor earlier but couldn't see what it was (first warning). I stuck my thumb in and instant pain in my thumb, next thing I know I'm trailing blood from the stock room to the staff room (next door) and pulling an inch-long shard of glass out of my thumb. Only >ONE< person in the staff room even gave me a second look

[Dark Lilith]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

I'll expand on the ones I mentioned in the other thread.
Finger; Sliced through a tendon - Was about 9/10 and I'd spent almost-literally all day playing Spyro the Dragon. My dad was half asleep on the sofa and I was hungry, so I went to get something to eat. Thinking I was Big And Clever, I got a carrot and my weapon of choice? Bread Knife. Don't need to say anything other than I was in pain and eating a carrot on the way to the hospital.
Thumb; Glass impalement - I was working in the stock room of a big retail store (on my own! ), and the major component of my job was to take stock out of brown boxes and prepare it to go out onto the shop floor. Due to the sheer incompetence of the off-site warehouse staff it wasn't uncommon for boxes with glass/pottery items (frames, vases, candlestick holders etc) to come broken or at least cracked. I had a habit of slicing the tape down the middle of a box to collapse it, and stick my thumb between the gap to pull it open. One day I had a box of candlestick holders I'd just opened, and was breaking the box down. I'd notice something drop on the floor earlier but couldn't see what it was (first warning). I stuck my thumb in and instant pain in my thumb, next thing I know I'm trailing blood from the stock room to the staff room (next door) and pulling an inch-long shard of glass out of my thumb. Only >ONE< person in the staff room even gave me a second look

holy c**p

[Loerwyn]

Yeah. Me and sharp implements really don't mix...

[Dark Lilith]

OnlyShallow89 wrote...

Yeah. Me and sharp implements really don't mix...

Kevlar gloves perhaps!

[Kahlmulandr]

Ugh....Hand got slammed in a steel door didnt break anything but the edge sliced down to the bone on my index finger and severed the Median nerve.



Then was playing full contact football in a field with some friends...wound up tearing my meniscus in my right knee when I happened to be running with the ball and found the open drain pipe in the middle of the field that no one knew about till then....yeah that was a good day limp over to the side sit out and drink a few beers then back in i go....couldnt bend the leg at all the next day >.<

[Giant ambush beetle]

Once I dislocated my elbow lifting a dumbbell too heavy, the dumbbell almost hit my face. 
Put me out of training for two and a half weeks.  

Yeah, self confidence is not always a good thing.

Oh, oh and I have another one!

Ever thought punching heavy punching bags filled with sand as hard as you can without boxing gloves is a fun idea? Surprise, its NOT. I hit the bag as hard as I could, but the angle I hit it wasn't good, I totally bent my wrist and it hurt like hell, all my wrist tendons went to hell. Boxing gloves have a purpose.  

 

Modifié par The Woldan , 28 février 2010 - 01:04 .

[Kahlmulandr]

The Woldan wrote...

Boxing gloves have a purpose.  

 

Thats more the wrap that you put on before you put the gloves on...but yeah been there done that dont really call having flat broken ugly knuckles a injury though...plus its nice watching people grimace when all my knuckles crack just from closing my hand