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#1
DocSun

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I just had the best conversation and I want to know what everyone else thinks was their best moment...

Mine was Zeveran and Morgain fighting over me, (I have had... relations with both of them at this point) as we are walking around Orzamar and Zeveran acuses her of "knowing what shes doing" which she simply responds to with "Other then the warden? I doubt it" and I just fell over laughing as Zev tries to come back after that and fails.

Modifié par DocSun, 06 novembre 2009 - 01:37 .


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lightmaat

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Shale and Leliana:



Mine was just a random convo that the characters had when i was walking around. Leliana started on Shale about writing a song about him and his heart of gold and that he was a good person inside. Shale states, "If there is a person inside me, I ate him"

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Deryni1688

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I definitely think the various times I was walking around after establishing a romance with Alistair, and Wynne and Zevran both decided at various points that he needed advice... I can't decide if the 'baby talk' from Wynne or the 'tips and tricks' from Zevran was better...

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I've got two favorites so far.



The random conversation between Leliana and Morrigan where Leliana wants to wants to dress Morrigan up in a dress and Morrigan tells her to stop staring at her breasts.



The origin story of the Noble Human where you talk to your brother and your nephew asks what a Wench is.

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Lord Jaric

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The one I just had made me laugh

Alistair and Shale start talking about the relationship between my character and Alistair, Alistair eventually says that shale can't get over that she likes Alistair more then Shale, Shale says "nonsense", Alistair continues poking fun at him, and shale is embarrassed 

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Polish his weapons talk between Alister and Oghren

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finnwop

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Anything with Oghren, but one of the ones where he hits on Wynne with nothing but throaty noises and "Oh yeas" almost made me spill a drink.



To paraphrase...



O: -rumble-mumble--yeaaah

W: I'm sorry, what?"

O: Oh I'd, -rumble-mumble- Yeaaah.

W: Oh Dear!

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JamesX wrote...

Polish his weapons talk between Alister and Oghren


"So, you and the boss.... heh heh heh."  Yeah, that was funny.  Actually, pretty much everything involving Oghren was funny.

"Wynne, I'd love to take you out back around the corner and just.... you know."
"...Give me another pint of ale?"

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Red Viking

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There's one where Leliana remarks that Sten was playing with a kitten and he immediately denies it.



When Leliana asks you to sleep with her, you can act utterly clueless to all the hints she's dropping.



There are a series of banters where Zevran flirts with Morrigan and, when she finally shows that she's contemplating the idea, the other person in the party declares that Zevran just won the bet that, apparently, the entire party was in on.



There's another banter between Shale and Morrigan where she threatens to turn into a pigeon in order to hover just out of reach of Shale's arms...watching...waiting....



A chanter says "what?"

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ReubenLiew

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Tell me about your people.



No.

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Seratina

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Wynne mentioned that Alistair was staring at my butt and after she called him out on it and he tried to sputter out that he wasn't he finally says "I hate you, you're a bad person."

#12
TheSmilingDude

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The talk between Alistair and Shale about pain... when he makes those girlish screams... That did it for me, couldn't play for a few minutes...

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NationalWreck

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you give a few silver to the beggar in the alienage. next time you see him he's got a buddy who is "an orphan"



Are you really an orphan?

Yea! My mother is especially dead.

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When Wynne lectures me on spending my life on useless pursuits, I couldn't help but think I was playing a CRPG.

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BomimoDK

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does sten say anything besides no i wonder?

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soteria

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Yes.

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Exile Isan

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The conversations between Alistair and Wynne envolving the female PC are hilarious.

Modifié par Exile Isan, 19 novembre 2009 - 11:47 .


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Hurbster

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Alistairs cooking 101 to Leliana.

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Cruces80

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I had a relationship with Morrigan and raised Leliana's approval quite a bit when I got a conversation somewhat like this:

M: "Just so you know I do not share"

L: "But I have not borrowed anything from you"

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Newti

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Alister to Leliana...





best :D

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Ammadessi

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Seratina wrote...

Wynne mentioned that Alistair was staring at my butt and after she called him out on it and he tried to sputter out that he wasn't he finally says "I hate you, you're a bad person."


One of the best lines in the game, if you ask me.

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Newti

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Ammadessi wrote...

Seratina wrote...

Wynne mentioned that Alistair was staring at my butt and after she called him out on it and he tried to sputter out that he wasn't he finally says "I hate you, you're a bad person."


One of the best lines in the game, if you ask me.


That one is pretty nice indeed :D

--> www.youtube.com/watch

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quantumraider

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Reavyn wrote...
The random conversation between Leliana and Morrigan where Leliana wants to wants to dress Morrigan up in a dress and Morrigan tells her to stop staring at her breasts.


silk ... no velvet ... dark red velvet ... with gold embroidery ... low cut front to display your assests ...

... shoes, oh yes shoes ... (Leliana has a huge thing about shoes :blink:)


hehe ... I love Morrigan's "Are you insane?" comment to her ... lol

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Lil-Vinny29

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One with Oghren and Morrigan..



He was hitting on her " Mmmm...what I wwould do to you!"

I stopped running and turned the camera towards them with a "OMG"

That was funny seeing Morrigan's reaction

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kaimanaMM

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I love the Alistair / Oghren polishing weapons one. "You mean you do it right out in the open? Where everyone can see?!"



One of my favorites is between Zevran and Wynne, he asks her to describe what it's like having a spirit inside her. That is serious funny.



Anything Ohgren says to anyone makes me laugh. "They'd brown their trousers!" "Well fart me a lullaby!" "You and the boss heh heh heh ... polishing the midnight stones."