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[Teshronesh]

I just had a funny conversation between Leliana and Morrigan, I can't remember all of it because it was REALLY long, but Morrigan was, well, herself. She told Leliana that she slept with "me", Leliana answered that this was the only thing she might be good for and so on - a really funny and really long catfight.

[Teshronesh]

Oh but the best convos are in Fort Drakon...Morrigan/Leliana trying to geht inside...Oghren and Dog trying to get inside.

[Dagganoth_]

my favourate was between morrigan and sten where sten gives in and starts lisitng "items" they will need to "be together at last"

M: what are you think about sten... us ... together at last?
S: yes
M: oh....um ..what?
S: lets see you will need amour and a helmet and .. how strong are human teeth?
M: how strong are my teeth?!
S: quinarri teeth can bite though leather, wood even metal give time.
M: ummmm.....!!!!
S: and oh be warned i my try to "snuggle"
M: snuggle!!!
S: if that happens you will need a pry bar. and you may need to heat it or it will not get my attention.
M: oh ok i think is isn't a good idea!
S: are you sure?
M: quite sure.


couldn't stop laughing (morrigen has about 3-4 chats about getting close to sten to wined him up and it back fires priceless)

Modifié par Dagganoth_, 20 novembre 2009 - 11:18 .

[cedardryad]

There is a part where you talk to Oghren about Branka and he mentions how she left because of the way he was.

You have the option to tell him that he changed. Oghren agreed saying he has since tasted 27 new ales, something else, and then the best line: I also found out I'm the right height to give a human girl the time of her life.

[hankmurphy]

[quote]Dagganoth_ wrote...

M: what are you think about sten... us ... together at last?
S: yes
M: oh....um ..what?
S: lets see you will need amour and a helmet and .. how strong are human teeth?
M: how strong are my teeth?!
S: quinarri teeth can bite though leather, wood even metal give time.
M: ummmm.....!!!!
S: and oh be warned i my try to "snuggle"
M: snuggle!!!
S: if that happens you will need a pry bar. and you may need to heat it or it will not get my attention.
M: oh ok i think is isn't a good idea!
S: are you sure?
M: quite sure.

hilarious! this has to be the best  conversation

[Mork_ba]

Oghen telling Zevran that he's got small breasts for a gal

Wynne telling Alistair how babies are made and Morrigan saying "Great! Now we have a dog! And Alistair still is the dumbest person in the group)

[TheMufflon]

Alistair and Sten playing "I spy".

Modifié par TheMufflon, 22 novembre 2009 - 01:41 .

[JosieJ]

Leliana teasing Sten about how she saw him picking flowers:



Sten: No, I wasn't!

Leli: I saw you.

Sten: They were medicinal!

Leli: Softy!

Sten: We will never speak of this again!

Leli: Softy!

[Griminald]

finnwop wrote...

Anything with Oghren, but one of the ones where he hits on Wynne with nothing but throaty noises and "Oh yeas" almost made me spill a drink.

To paraphrase...

O: -rumble-mumble--yeaaah
W: I'm sorry, what?"
O: Oh I'd, -rumble-mumble- Yeaaah.
W: Oh Dear!

LOL, I laughed so hard when I heard this.

Wynne says, "I'm sorry, what?"
Oghren, in a drunken slur: "I... said I'd give YOU a rollin'... heh heh heh..."

[Zem_]

Reavyn wrote...

The origin story of the Noble Human where you talk to your brother and your nephew asks what a Wench is.

Did you happen to catch the line where the nephew wants a sword and his father assures him he'll been seeing one up close very soon? 

[LynxAQ]

The banter between Zevran and Wynne are absolutely hilarious. I spilt my coffee all over my keyboard when Zevran starts trying to pimp out Wynne. Couldnt stop laughing for good 5 minutes. Also when Zevran talks about Wynne bossom. Love the banter in this game - there should be a warning label though - do not drink hot things whilst playing with sound...

[Tankenminnet]

Goddamnit people, I'm getting pissed off at the fact I've missed out a lot of the dialogue! Damnit! I mean, I had some good stuff when I played through the game and all but this is frustrating! Gah!

[xsgenefuzz]

LynxAQ wrote...

The banter between Zevran and Wynne are absolutely hilarious. I spilt my coffee all over my keyboard when Zevran starts trying to pimp out Wynne. Couldnt stop laughing for good 5 minutes. Also when Zevran talks about Wynne bossom. Love the banter in this game - there should be a warning label though - do not drink hot things whilst playing with sound...

Yeah, I liked this one, too.

Wynn:  Can we please stop talking about my bosom?

Priceless. :-)

But my favorite conversation so far has got to be with Sandal when you find him in Fort Drakon.

Sandal:  Enchantment?
Warden:  Sandal!  You're surrounded by darkspawn corpses!  What happened?
Sandal:  Enchantment!  <open enchanting window>

OMG! 

[felix4200]

Why oh why did you necro a month old post, when there is a newly made equivalent

[bunnie.riane]

NationalWreck wrote...

you give a few silver to the beggar in the alienage. next time you see him he's got a buddy who is "an orphan"

Are you really an orphan?
Yea! My mother is especially dead.

Ollie -And my parents are still dead!
Veteran -Yes, Ollie's parents are still dead.

PC - So you're all beggars?

Veteran - Yes, of course!

PC - Even that man in the fine clothing?

Noble - Oh, I just heard there was free money.



Hah something like that


Anything with Oghren, Alistair, and Wynne too.


Alistair - Wyyynne, there's a hole in my shirt!


And GORIM of course!
--see sig

[Apophis2412]

On Orlesian Spies using seduction to trick men.
PC: I seem to be resisting you.
Leliana: That is what they all say don't they? I suppose we will never know. I'm certainly not going to test my charms on you.
PC: Wat if I were to use my charms on you instead?
Lel: Ha! That would be something to see. He thinks he'll charm me.
PC: I suppose I'll be a complete failure at it.
Lel: Ah. No. Don't say that. if it will make you feel better I can fake being charmed.
PC: I'd hate for you to have to fake anything with me.
Lel: Oh. Very clever. I saw what you did there.

[Godeshus]

Oghren and Wynne, after discussing Oghren's Ale.



Oghren: You're my kind of woman. If I wasn't wearing this metal suit I'd take you around the corner and, well, you know.



Wynne: Give me more Ale?

[thomasch88]

At the end when you are trying to persuade Alistair to do the ritual with Morrigan, there's an option "Your wildest dream come true: sex with Morrigan".

[Axterix]

The Alistair raised by dogs conversation if you've got high enough cunning

[Psycoman2]

Zem_ wrote...

Reavyn wrote...

The origin story of the Noble Human where you talk to your brother and your nephew asks what a Wench is.

Did you happen to catch the line where the nephew wants a sword and his father assures him he'll been seeing one up close very soon? 

I always think to myself, "Yea... THE POINTY END! hahahaha"

[Xandurpein]

I love this banter between Oghren and Morrigan, if you are romancing Morrigan. May not be exactly word for word, but mostly:



Oghren: So... you and the Grey Warden. *chuckle*

Morrigan: I hope you are not referring to Alistair.

Oghren: Alistair, is he even interested in women?

Morrigan: I believe the subject is still open for debate.

Oghren: but... you and the Grey Warden...

Morrigan: Is there actually a question there or are you just going to leer and drool?

Oghren: I'll stick to the classics, leer and drool *chuckle*

[Time4Tiddy]

I enjoyed pretty much everyone's dialogue with the Dog, both in camp and in the world. Morrigan's especially was great:



* Morrigan: "I know it was you rooting in my pack, mongrel."

* Dog: Innocent whine

* Morrigan: "Who else? Alistair? He's a likely suspect, I admit, but no."

* Dog: Bows head shamefully

* Morrigan: "I notice you avoided the hemlock."

* Dog: Happy bark!

* Morrigan: "Yes, yes, very clever. Next time I will disguise it more carefully."

* Dog: Sad eyes

* Morrigan: "Do not even try it! I would not give you a biscuit had I one."

* Dog: Sadder eyes

* Morrigan: "Oh... very well. But tell no one!"



My biggest peeve with the open world dialogues is how they cut off if anyone else in the game starts talking, including random gossips and townsfolk. And then the game registers that the dialogue has happened and you never get to hear the rest of it. I got in the habit of just stopping in place the second one person started to say something, but there were definitely many that got cut off before I could hear them.

[Godeshus]

 Wynne: How did this disgusting sock get into my bedroll


Alistair: Maybe it crawled in. Socks are sneaky that way. 

Modifié par Godeshus, 16 décembre 2009 - 02:05 .

[highcastle]

Zevran to Loghain is particularly funny:



Zev: So, err...is it "Lord" Loghain?

Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.

Zev: So just Loghain, then.

Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?

Zev: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.

Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.

Zev: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.

Loghain: You don't say.

Zev: I'm terribly broken up over it.

Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.



There's also a great one between Shale and Zev if you're romancing him. It's made funnier if you're male and romancing Zev, as Shale tells Zev that these things normally end in children. Listening to Zev try to tell her THAT's not a problem made me snort with laughter.

[OneBadAssMother]

JosieJ wrote...

Leliana teasing Sten about how she saw him picking flowers:

Sten: No, I wasn't!
Leli: I saw you.
Sten: They were medicinal!
Leli: Softy!
Sten: We will never speak of this again!
Leli: Softy!

Hahah yeah her delivery was priceless. Excellent voice work =)