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[Alienmorph]

No canon romances, it would be unfair. In the moment that you give the possibility of pick up your favourite character as LI you shouldn't be discouraged do to it because there's already a "canonic choice".

[Someone With Mass]

naledgeborn wrote...

No. Tali sucks donkey balls. Too immature?

Seriously (this goes for Garrus too, sorry ladies and some guys) Tali romance is a joke. She wasn't supposed to be one. I don't care if the mancers say she was supposed to be in ME1. In every subsequent game of the year/platinum hits version of Mass Effect she still wasn't a romance option. The only... and I reiterate ONLY xenophillic romance that makes sense for Shepard of either gender is Liara. Tali and Garrus romance is a retcon. And if the writers aren't careful the s/s could end up badly too. They should have made Shepard of both genders pan-sexual in the first Mass Effect so we wouldn't run into these problems now. So if Mass Effect 3 sucks it's because of you. Rabid fans who demand that the writers kowtow to their every whimsical command and pixel fetish.

TL;DR
If Mass Effect 3 sucks it's because of the romances.

Stopped reading at "retcon", since you obviously don't know the full meaning of the word.

Oh, and by the way, Miranda and Liara's romances are like very bad directed and and poorly budgeted pornos.  

[naledgeborn]

The Big Bad Wolf wrote...

That's just your opinion.

Not really. What you just said, right there. That was an opinion.
Only Asari are the only known species that are physiologically compatible with humans. Try again.

[naledgeborn]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Oh, and by the way, Miranda and Liara's romances are like very bad directed and and poorly budgeted pornos.  

Miranda's is cringe worthy. I would have gladly agreed with you. But because you are butt hurt because I'm railing on Tali, I won't.

[Badpie]

That's my cue to leave the thread. Have fun in day care, kids. Play nice.

[naledgeborn]

The Big Bad Wolf wrote...

So that means that humans can't have relationships with turians and quarians? Or are you only talking about sex?

Yes, guess that makes us both right and wrong.

[DoNotIngest]

Skilled Seeker wrote...

naledgeborn wrote...

Cannon? As in shooting her out of this?

Sure, why not? Have Garrus calibrate her up in the gunnery station and when the Harbinger shows up we'll fire her away.

I would love to see her guts splattered all over a Reaper. This thread is another reason to hate Talimancers.

Ah, Skilled, you and your threads! You make me giggle!

[Someone With Mass]

naledgeborn wrote...

Miranda's is cringe worthy. I would have gladly agreed with you. But because you are butt hurt because I'm railing on Tali, I won't.

No, I'm calling you an idiot because you're using a word you don't know the true definition of, but probably seen other "cool" kids use and decided to try it out. There's a difference. 

But if it makes you pathetic trolls sleep at night, go right ahead.

[Alienmorph]

Someone With Mass wrote...

*snip*

Mass, you like a s*****y character, so you're automatically wrong. [/sarcasm]

[1upD]

 There are no canon choices for Mass Effect right now, and there also aren't any default decisions for Mass Effect 3.  ME3 will come with a comic that decides Shepard's choices for ME1 and ME2 if you don't import a save, just like the Playstation 3 version of ME2.

According to the trailers, it looks like Ashley and Miranda are the 'poster' romances, and I suppose they are the 'default' romances, but unless the movie is an actual adaptation of ME's story then no decision is canon.

[Homebound]

darth_lopez wrote...

Edit:Failed at stating a reason accidentally hit enter

Anywho it was the best of the romances i've seen thus far and she's been with Shep since Day one why not Put her as Sheps number 1 for deafault ME 3 character?

Her Romance was fairly cute and not overly dramatic or anything.

judging from the fanbase, shes alrready canon for shep. but based on the dialogue ud think it was jack.

[Alienmorph]

The fanbase size doesn't mean nothing, there's no canon romance. I just wish that anyone could be able to pick up his/her favourite romance without being bashed by an endless bunch of trolls because of that.

[naledgeborn]

Someone With Mass wrote...

But if it makes you pathetic trolls sleep at night, go right ahead.

Go build a house on Rann... oh wait?

[Someone With Mass]

Alienmorph wrote...

Mass, you like a s*****y character, so you're automatically wrong. [/sarcasm]

Ah, of course.

I have seen the error of my ways.

I shall now let the forum affect my opinion completely.

[Someone With Mass]

naledgeborn wrote...
Go build a house on Rann... oh wait?

Weak.

[Alienmorph]

naledgeborn wrote...
Go build a house on Rann... oh wait?

You're right. Let's wait ME3. Problems? 

[naledgeborn]

Someone With Mass wrote...

naledgeborn wrote...
Go build a house on Rann... oh wait?

Weak.

Like you trying to build a wet noodle, or Tali's writing?

[Inquisitor Recon]

Someone With Mass wrote...
very bad directed and and poorly budgeted pornos.  

Is there any other type of porno?

[Ryzaki]

Short answer: No.


Long Answer: Hellz to the noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Kay?

[Blitzkrieg0811]

As much as I would love this to happen, the Mass Effect comics (*cough* Redemption *cough*) are too steeped in Liara for that.

[C9316]

What is this 'Canon' you speak off?