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[ComTrav]

Top on my list is writing this new fangled "electronic mail" that the kids seem to have picked up in the past two years. Despite being able to hack anything, this clearly is befuddling and confusing to Shepard. Would make things less awkward in ME3 if Shepard could be bothered to send an "i still care about you, Ash, but I've met someone." Then again, maybe Shepard wouldn't have left Ash if he knew how to reply to her email. Been-dead-for-two-years was a hard enough sell as an excuse, unable-to-comprehend-email probably won't fly.

I used to think jumping was an important part of being a space marine supersoldier, but, like Bionic Commando, Shepard doesn't seem to need such nonsense; he is a Biotic Commando (with the right class.)

Oh yeah, and there's no barbers or hairstylists available in the universe? Getting killed and brought back to life seems like an awfully extreme way for Shepard to grow a mustache. And female Shepards still can't get long hair.

[Kaosu Haze]

He should learn to dance first.

[VettoRyouzou]

To say "I have to go" in different language to spice things up some!

[InvaderErl]

I am expecting a dance-off at the end of ME3 between Harbinger and Shepard.

[KBGeller]

He also needs to learn that when you install reaper tech found on a reaper, you don't pile your whole combat crew into a minor shuttle and go do some minor, unimportant mission leaving your new ship totally defenseless.

[Commisar_V]

He needs to learn how to smile like a god damn human being.

[Dave the Seagull]

He needs to learn something other than the "Salarian Shuffle" on the dancefloor.

[ReubenLiew]

He definitely needs to learn how to dance.

That dance is... embaressing... made worse by the fact that he brags about it before hand...

[Vamp44]

Commisar_V wrote...

He needs to learn how to smile like a god damn human being.

[ElBiggus]

Jumping may be difficult with all that armour, but climbing over an obstacle without having to crouch behind it fcan't be beyond his powers. Also, not being able to lean out round a tall bit of cover if it's next to a low bit is kind of sucky, as is poppong out of cover if you move round an interior corner and not being able to take cover unless he's facing something. The (wo)man's a tool!

[InvaderErl]

The smile is his ace in the whole for ME3.

[Vaenier]

Basic social practices seems like a good place to start. not automaticaly sounding seductive to all romance options, even on simple questions.

and dancing... that is just a sad display, makes my eyes bleed...

[aznsoisauce]

Shepard should learn how to jump.

[aznsoisauce]

yaaaaaay postings of doubles!

Modifié par aznsoisauce, 03 février 2010 - 12:09 .

[ammit23]

He should learn how to pick up women better. Everytime in ME1 and ME2 he gets close, the response is "I have to think about this for a while" until the final mission where the girl is afraid she or he might die...

[binaryemperor]

He needs to learn how to smile with the other side of his face.

[ERJAK2]

She needs to learn how to take the stairs, the load times on the new normandy are as bad as the old one, makes me reluctant to talk to my crewmates.

[Ibby1kanobi]

Commisar_V wrote...

He needs to learn how to smile like a god damn human being.

[Vamp44]

ERJAK2 wrote...

She needs to learn how to take the stairs, the load times on the new normandy are as bad as the old one, makes me reluctant to talk to my crewmates.

Thank God. I thought I was the only one who didn't feel like talking to them because of this.

[binaryemperor]

The only thing shepard does NOT need to learn, is his collar grabbing skill. Seriously. Collar Grabbing should be a stat that you can level in ME3.

[Frotality]

he needs to learn that his previous naughty or niceness doesnt impair his ability to speak.

to stop speaking out his ass and speak like the veteran, experienced soldier and leader he is.

 to learn proper goodbyes and how to change the subject not so painfully bluntly.

to recognize anatomically-incompatible bar drinks.

 to show more intelligence and tact, and less blind moral-self righteousness and psychotic rage.

[KalosCast]

Shepherd needs to learn how to work a goddamn gun. Humanity's best and brightest, first SPECTRE of their kind, inspiring force to all who lay eyes on them... didn't know for their entire Alliance military career that you can just eject an overheated heatsink... and then in 2 forgot that you don't need extra heatsinks as long as you wait for them to cool down.

[binaryemperor]

Frotality wrote...

 to show more intelligence and tact, and less blind moral-self righteousness and psychotic rage.

Actually if you stick to the middle of the conversation wheel, that is what I like to call "boring opinionless shepard", or maybe even lobotomy shepard

Modifié par binaryemperor, 03 février 2010 - 12:09 .

[Commisar_V]

ERJAK2 wrote...

She needs to learn how to take the stairs, the load times on the new normandy are as bad as the old one, makes me reluctant to talk to my crewmates.

Huh. PC or 360?

[Promethean 47]

SHIP TO SHIP COMBAT

VEHICULAR COMBAT

He should learn to assign the task of launching probes and mining to his crew

He should also learn to have an autohack/bypass device

Yes, he should be able to send response emails (seriously bioware, just give us a two option dialogue tree for how to respond)

All Sheps should be able to use tech armor - something that looks that cool shouldnt only be for the sentinel players

He should learn how to take his DLC/custom armor helmets off