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[binaryemperor]

I had the pc version and loading the levels of the ship took like 2 seconds.

[Mikenator700]

binaryemperor wrote...

The only thing shepard does NOT need to learn, is his collar grabbing skill. Seriously. Collar Grabbing should be a stat that you can level in ME3.

Wow, I actually nostalgia'd a little bit now that I remember that clip.

[Vamp44]

He should put his new found love for giving hugs to good use.

[Frotality]

binaryemperor wrote...

Frotality wrote...

 to show more intelligence and tact, and less blind moral-self righteousness and psychotic rage.

Actually if you stick to the middle of the conversation wheel, that is what I like to call "boring opinionless shepard", or maybe even lobotomy shepard

i forgot about that option.

[Stoko981]

As others have said, basic social skills would be a start.



"My father designed me to be perfect." "I want to talk about something else."



"So, Shepard... that's how my wife died." "I have to go."



Again, the ability to reply to email would be nice - I mean Niko Bellic can do it. Niko can even give a Paragon or Renegade response. Rock on.



How about running learning to run like a human? I mean sure, holding A'll get you there faster, but you'll look about 10 times stupider.

[Kyero]

Vamp44 wrote...

Commisar_V wrote...

He needs to learn how to smile like a god damn human being.

as does the female shepard.

[Kyero]

Stoko981 wrote...

As others have said, basic social skills would be a start.

"My father designed me to be perfect." "I want to talk about something else."

"So, Shepard... that's how my wife died." "I have to go."

Again, the ability to reply to email would be nice - I mean Niko Bellic can do it. Niko can even give a Paragon or Renegade response. Rock on.

How about running learning to run like a human? I mean sure, holding A'll get you there faster, but you'll look about 10 times stupider.

Hahaha, that made me laugh so hard. I get sick of that all the time.


I'm more interested in the other characters than shepard. atleast he doesnt stand there like a robot like the MC in Dragon Age

Modifié par Kyero, 03 février 2010 - 12:54 .

[SlySpy00]

He needs to learn how to walk right. In ME1 he walked like a dork. In ME2, he's limping all over the place.

[Starscream723]

He should go get his damn shoulder fixed.

[binaryemperor]

He has improved from the first game, but he really needs to learn not to stand like a board, facing up, with the thousand yard stare in his eyes. He looks like he's got a redwood log up his butt.

[Nightvision91]

Stoko981 wrote...

As others have said, basic social skills would be a start.

"My father designed me to be perfect." "I want to talk about something else."

"So, Shepard... that's how my wife died." "I have to go."

Again, the ability to reply to email would be nice - I mean Niko Bellic can do it. Niko can even give a Paragon or Renegade response. Rock on.

How about running learning to run like a human? I mean sure, holding A'll get you there faster, but you'll look about 10 times stupider.

Haha without a doubt he needs basic skills.

[Da Mecca]

He need to learn how to use biotics in cutscenes.

[cyvaris]

Shep needs to learn to stop looking at suff after he walks away. Seriously Shep's neck is at like a 90 degree angle around on his neck and facing straight down, its kinda creepy. I second the vote for basic social skills, here let me change the subject and disregard what you just said.

[ComTrav]

Da Mecca wrote...

He need to learn how to use biotics in cutscenes.

Or maybe let the other characters know that he's a biotic. (Kaiden was the only one who ever noticed...)

[mhammer50]

I think he should find a way to use the krogan headbutt in every conversation someone starts to talk back. Preferably if he can do it after a collar grab. Maybe it could be one of the options that come when you evolve the collar grab ability?

Modifié par mhammer50, 03 février 2010 - 02:38 .

[ToshiStation38]

aznsoisauce wrote...

Shepard should learn how to jump.

Did you not see the end of the game?

[pvt_java]

ToshiStation38 wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

Shepard should learn how to jump.

Did you not see the end of the game?

 For those who had dead Shepards that's hardly a helpful comment.

[Stoko981]

He also needs to learn a few more poses. The sheer amount of times he went for the "lean slightly backwards and to his left, arms folded, head slightly cocked, again to his left" in this game was staggering.

EDIT:

pvt_java wrote...

ToshiStation38 wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

Shepard should learn how to jump.

Did you not see the end of the game?

 For those who had dead Shepards that's hardly a helpful comment.

Then I guess your Shepard is one of the ones that needs to learn how to jump =P Mine survived, and he did it by jumping for his life.

Modifié par Stoko981, 03 février 2010 - 02:44 .

[minarri]

binaryemperor wrote...

The only thing shepard does NOT need to learn, is his collar grabbing skill. Seriously. Collar Grabbing should be a stat that you can level in ME3.

Dude seriously. I love it.

I'd like it if Shep worked on his/her pick-up skills. I don't think that "Hey nice to meet you. We should doink sometime" is so great for a ship's captain >_>

[Kyero]

well he certainly knows how to talk to the ladies



Shepard "Better hurry then, Captains orders"

Tali: "Oh, yea.. definaly"

[Shadow015]

minarri wrote...

binaryemperor wrote...

The only thing shepard does NOT need to learn, is his collar grabbing skill. Seriously. Collar Grabbing should be a stat that you can level in ME3.

Dude seriously. I love it.

I'd like it if Shep worked on his/her pick-up skills. I don't think that "Hey nice to meet you. We should doink sometime" is so great for a ship's captain >_>

Collar-grabbing leading into pickup lines?

[FsDxRAGE]

did anyone else notice when on the Normandy and you sprint, he is staring at his feet while running? he looked like a rino charging all over the normandy....actually had some fun ramming my Sheps head into Miranda while she sat in her dumb chair

[Derptard]

Starscream723 wrote...

He should go get his damn shoulder fixed.

This. Is his neck broken too?

[Missouri Tigers]

This might be the funniest thing I've ever read, even if it's not supposed to be funny.  "Getting killed and brought back to life seems like an awfully extreme way for Shepard to grow a mustache.":lol:

[Tragick Flaw]

Shepherd should learn how to secure his email. Seriously, how does everyone in the entire universe know his email. Is it CommanderShepherd@Alliance.extranet? A murderer in a lockdown facility managed to get his email. I'm surprised the Reapers aren't spamming his email yet.