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[aaniadyen]

VettoRyouzou wrote...

To say "I have to go" in different language to spice things up some!

Hasta la vista, baby.

[thisisme8]

Tragick Flaw wrote...

Shepherd should learn how to secure his email. Seriously, how does everyone in the entire universe know his email. Is it CommanderShepherd@Alliance.extranet? A murderer in a lockdown facility managed to get his email. I'm surprised the Reapers aren't spamming his email yet.

"Hi, this is Harbinger.  Look, we got off on the wrong foot.  Would you like to meet for some coffee?"

Then:

"Been 3 days and you haven't replied.  You know how to reply to e-mails yet, right?  Anyway..  so we kidnapped everyone on your ship and my, that Kelly is a hot piece of ass.  We gonna meet or what?"

[Homebound]

InvaderErl wrote...

I am expecting a dance-off at the end of ME3 between Harbinger and Shepard.

I think that would only lead to a storyline death for Shepard.

Let Legion do his thing.

[thisisme8]

thisisme8 wrote...

Tragick Flaw wrote...

Shepherd should learn how to secure his email. Seriously, how does everyone in the entire universe know his email. Is it CommanderShepherd@Alliance.extranet? A murderer in a lockdown facility managed to get his email. I'm surprised the Reapers aren't spamming his email yet.

"Hi, this is Harbinger.  Look, we got off on the wrong foot.  Would you like to meet for some coffee?"

Then:

"Been 3 days and you haven't replied.  You know how to reply to e-mails yet, right?  Anyway..  so we kidnapped everyone on your ship and my, that Kelly is a hot piece of ass.  We gonna meet or what?"

Which makes me think...  was that humanoid reaper really shaped after Commander Shepard, or was it made after Kelly?  The whole time you were attacking it, was it really just trying to tell Shep that he had new mail at his personal computer?

[detoxness]

He should learn to jump. Maybe swim as well.. but that's not gonna happen

[BigKahuna25]

Tragick Flaw wrote...

Shepherd should learn how to secure his email. Seriously, how does everyone in the entire universe know his email. Is it CommanderShepherd@Alliance.extranet? A murderer in a lockdown facility managed to get his email. I'm surprised the Reapers aren't spamming his email yet.

I liked ol' Morlan's spam

[sp333dd3m0n]

Commisar_V wrote...

He needs to learn how to smile like a god damn human being.

He smiled after he talks to Tali!! Although it looks more like a sheepish grin lol

[Wintermaulz]

dance: yes, smile: yes, not to take leigon onto the flotilla, definetly.

[Popguin]

Some more synonyms for round 3 with the reporter.

[WrexShepard]

I don't have time for your new fangled emails. I have a galaxy to save.

Popguin wrote...

Some more synonyms for round 3 with the reporter.

This time he needs to say "I'm tired of your unwarranted implications", and then rip out her spine, and beat her camera drone to death with it.

Modifié par WrexShepard, 03 février 2010 - 04:02 .

[Sharn01]

Vaenier wrote...

Basic social practices seems like a good place to start. not automaticaly sounding seductive to all romance options, even on simple questions.
and dancing... that is just a sad display, makes my eyes bleed...

A 1000 times this, I refused to talk to Jacob with femshep unless I absolutely had to because the **** me now voice was present no matter what you talked about.

[Lukertin]

InvaderErl wrote...

I am expecting a dance-off at the end of ME3 between Harbinger and Shepard.

omg.
Best idea for an after credits-roll easter egg.
Maybe make it like a reward for beating the game on insanity

[ManBearPig91]

VettoRyouzou wrote...

To say "I have to go" in different language to spice things up some!

We need a petition.

[GarethLorn]

I've laughed so hard at this thread my gut hurts.



Shepard needs to learn that taking the galaxy's most dangerous and temperamental criminal and letting her sleep next to the mass effect core powering his ship is probably a bad idea.



Shepard also needs to learn how to crouch, and how to duck in the open. One wonders if he learned how to fight from playing Time Crisis 3.

[SlySpy00]

Lukertin wrote...

InvaderErl wrote...

I am expecting a dance-off at the end of ME3 between Harbinger and Shepard.

omg.
Best idea for an after credits-roll easter egg.
Maybe make it like a reward for beating the game on insanity

We all know who'd win.

www.youtube.com/watch

[EpsilonZem]

First, this thread is made of win. xD

Second...

mhammer50 wrote...

I think he should find a way to use the krogan headbutt in every conversation someone starts to talk back. Preferably if he can do it after a collar grab. Maybe it could be one of the options that come when you evolve the collar grab ability?

... I second this notion. Even my Paragon FemShep couldn't resist headbutting that Krogan... although she rationalized it as that being the proper way to gain the Krogans' respect at that point. xD

[Promethean 47]

Shepard needs to learn how to disable enemy shields on insanity difficulty. Seriously...overload is useless.

[sergio71785]

Tragick Flaw wrote...

Shepherd should learn how to secure his email. Seriously, how does everyone in the entire universe know his email. Is it CommanderShepherd@Alliance.extranet? A murderer in a lockdown facility managed to get his email. I'm surprised the Reapers aren't spamming his email yet.

 So true.

[drakkan1021]

Kaosu Haze wrote...

He should learn to dance first.

This.

[Rankao]

this should be a poll. BTW dance.

[Gerse1]

binaryemperor wrote...

He needs to learn how to smile with the other side of his face.

Seriously, in ME1 s/he looked so darn serious all the time even my family members observing me play remarked asked "does she ever smile?"  (and then she finally does at the end and it's really weird looking).  In ME2 s/he uprades to the crooked half-smirk that tends to only follow a crude pun about flexibility...I realized when Garrus said "don't make me laugh" because his face scars hurt that I don't think Shep has ever actually laughed at anything.  So I'm thinking that's a nice ambitious goal for ME3.  Shepard laughs at something.

[Doug84]

Kaosu Haze wrote...

He should learn to dance first.

Good god, yes. I'm an awful dancer in reality, and even I could probably out dance Shep.

[Gerse1]

sergio71785 wrote...

Tragick Flaw wrote...

Shepherd should learn how to secure his email. Seriously, how does everyone in the entire universe know his email. Is it CommanderShepherd@Alliance.extranet? A murderer in a lockdown facility managed to get his email. I'm surprised the Reapers aren't spamming his email yet.

 So true.

this. hahaha.

[Rankao]

Gerse1 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Tragick Flaw wrote...

Shepherd should learn how to secure his email. Seriously, how does everyone in the entire universe know his email. Is it CommanderShepherd@Alliance.extranet? A murderer in a lockdown facility managed to get his email. I'm surprised the Reapers aren't spamming his email yet.

 So true.

this. hahaha.

Would you like to not go extinct?

To bad.

- Harbinger of your Evolution

[Gerse1]

BigKahuna25 wrote...

Tragick Flaw wrote...

Shepherd should learn how to secure his email. Seriously, how does everyone in the entire universe know his email. Is it CommanderShepherd@Alliance.extranet? A murderer in a lockdown facility managed to get his email. I'm surprised the Reapers aren't spamming his email yet.

I liked ol' Morlan's spam

Or when Barla Von emails you because his therapist told him to.