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[Cuthlan]

Ah, that's hilarious.



I'm trying to complete all of the trophies, and it was weird enough for me when I was deliberately trying to have sex with him. Which, by the way, is absurdly easy... took like 2 conversations and a few gifts.



My wife hasn't stopped making fun of me.

[Havlock556]

Bio-Boy 3000 wrote...

It isn't all that funny considering he is the intended male romance option.

No he's not.  He's anybody's

[Valdemera]

Zev can give me massage whenever he wants it ;D  He's sex on legs

[valis123]

I almost fell to this too, I just told him i'm into other things as soon as I realized though. Initially I thought it would be a .. different kind of message rather then a sausage message.

Edit: Before someone starts flaming, no i'm not against homosexuality.

Modifié par valis123, 09 décembre 2009 - 02:17 .

[fro7k]

Is Zevran gay or bi? I want the achievement but I'd rather romance him with a female PC than a male.

[kevinwastaken]

Relax, the more sex the better. Even if it's with other dudes or creatures.

[Damar Stiehl]

fro7k wrote...

Is Zevran gay or bi? I want the achievement but I'd rather romance him with a female PC than a male.

He's bi... and apparently a devil in the sack with both men and women (see the foursome scene in the Pearl... yoy).

[Auraad]

So, you get this achievement, too ... good for you ...

[Thnap]

Oh no. Homosexuality? IN MY VIDEO GAMES?



Yeah, if you didn't see that coming you're pretty naive.

[FlintlockJazz]

Damar Stiehl wrote...

fro7k wrote...

Is Zevran gay or bi? I want the achievement but I'd rather romance him with a female PC than a male.

He's bi... and apparently a devil in the sack with both men and women (see the foursome scene in the Pearl... yoy).

Hmm, wonder if you can romance Lel and Zev simultaneously with no arguments...

[StupidWiz]

Well, you should be aware next time when a guy says to you that you're handsome, he's probably into you =P

[kingthrall]

he broke your innocence didnt he, that trickster elf!

[Dunhart]

Interesting. I should use that as a pickup line.

[Daramones]

Hahahaha

....maybe its because Im a woman..Ive heard the "im good at massages" line quite a bit. I also never fall for the hey I found this rose and thought of you line...wait..yes I do.

[Zejoph]

GuerrillaDawg wrote...

He just brought the subject up at camp which was most random for me , thought he'd just enter my tent and enter a conversation while massaging

I'VE BEEN A FOOL

Oh, you poor, naive child...

[SupidSeep]

Lucky me. The way he mentioned a massage hinted at something not so innocent and I made an excuse to get him off ...

[Xeraen]

GuerrillaDawg wrote...

When he asks to massage you , he ment a little more.

I found out the hard way ........with my male character

That's so bad! I bet you just feel dirty and used ..... and kinda empty inside.

And let's face it he won't respect you any more ... he won't call ...... he won't write ......

but stay strong ....... we all feel for you, man! (although not in the same way as Zev does, obviously!)

[NiaSaV]

I'd preferred taking my chance asking morrigan to give me massage and end up having a "!!SPOILER!!"

[Jsmith0730]

Sten: What's with you?
MC: A...
Sten: Yes, A...?
MC: A man gave me...
Sten: Yes, a man gave you...?
MC: A man gave me... a massage.
Sten: So?
MC: So he... had his hands and, uh, he was...
Sten: He was what?!
MC: He was... touching and rubbing.
Sten: That's a massage.
MC: And then I took my pants off.
Sten: You took your pants off?
MC: For my hamstring.
Sten: Oh.
MC: He got about two inches from... there.
Sten: Really?
MC: I think it moved.
Sten: Moved?
MC: It may have moved, I don't know.
Sten: I'm sure it didn't move.
MC: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.
Sten: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other
side.
MC: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.
Sten: Okay, so what if it moved?
MC: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.
Sten: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of
contact.
MC: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?
Sten: That's what a gym teacher once told me.

Modifié par Jsmith0730, 09 décembre 2009 - 03:29 .

[Dark83]

dark_dragon99 wrote...

Not often i find myself thinking about what to say in a game but as this is a bioware game i have to. Or i'll end up getting screwed in the end. And in this game you really have to watch it

SupidSeep wrote...

Lucky me. The way he mentioned a massage hinted at something not so innocent and I made an excuse to get him off ...

Drat, there's no rimshot emote here.

...wow, I didn't even intend that double entendre. :innocent:

Modifié par Dark83, 09 décembre 2009 - 03:56 .

[Bagenholt]

Stop complaining you loved it really

[dtking3]

ROFL!



Was it the bad touching, as per the Morrigan conversation option?

[David Gaider]

Uh-huh.

So let's see, shall we?

Zevran: "My thought is this: We retire to your tent and I show you the sort of massage skills that one only learns growing up in an Antivan ****house."

PC: "That sounds good to me."

Zevran: "A willing victim it is. And if I might ask, if the opportunity to proceed past the massage should present itself...?"

PC: "I'll leave that up to you."

...I suppose that someone can protest that they didn't see what was coming. and HONESTLY thought it was just a simple massage, but that sounds to me like the kind of lame excuse they'd best save for when their girlfriend walks in halfway through the cutscene.

Just saying.

[Zejoph]

David Gaider wrote...

Uh-huh.

So let's see, shall we?

Zevran: "My thought is this: We retire to your tent and I show you the sort of massage skills that one only learns growing up in an Antivan ****house."

PC: "That sounds good to me."

Zevran: "A willing victim it is. And if I might ask, if the opportunity to proceed past the massage should present itself...?"

PC: "I'll leave that up to you."

...I suppose that someone can protest that they didn't see what was coming. and HONESTLY thought it was just a simple massage, but that sounds to me like the kind of lame excuse they'd best save for when their girlfriend walks in halfway through the cutscene.

Just saying.

<3David Gaider is my hero.<3

[LdyShayna]

David Gaider wrote...
Zevran: "A willing victim it is. And if I might ask, if the opportunity to proceed past the massage should present itself...?"

PC: "I'll leave that up to you."

I haven't reached that point yet.  Can you just get a nice massage?

Errr...not that the particular character I'm playing through this romance would say no.  Crud!  Now I have to start another character to romance Zevran with.  *ponders*

The horror.