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[tigrina]

imported_beer wrote...

Mueller86 wrote...

What the heck? I like Zevran but he never offered any massages. What does this mean? Am I not desirable?

Is this even possible?

Zevran hits on everybody. Why did he leave you out?

[stares suspiciously]

It is actually. When you say at your 'first meeting' that he shouldn't flirt. Damn hard to get your rep up with him though that way.
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Thanks for the good laugh all

[Khimber]

As a male PC I slept with everyone possible and never got any negative conversations from the any of them. I mean, I slept with Lel, Zev and Morrigan all within 10 minutes and never got anything negative. Hmmm, I must be so good how could they possibly object?

[ChickenDownUnder]

You poor bastard.

[AtreiyaN7]

Deviija wrote...

Purple Lady wrote...

Cat Lance wrote...

Zejoph wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Uh-huh.

*snip
Just saying.

<3David Gaider is my hero.<3

Seconded!

Thirded.

Fourth'ded.  ;D  Clearly, the only reason why Zev was put into the game was to trick bi-curious and naive heterosexual dudes.  

Fifthed! 

[SleepyBird]

Oh dear god this thread cracks me up.  You poor poor naive boy.  I think you need some more men like Zevron in your life to wisen you up a bit.  Or maybe just learn to pay attention to what people are saying to you? 

[Milky Way]

If he offered you a massage, then you must have accepted has flirtations early on. You didn't notice when he called you a handsome man? That's pretty hilarious you didn't notice all the way until Zevran did the deed.



The response "Dear Maker, please don't tell anyone else" when you talk to Leliana looks really appropriate for your character.

[Dunhart]

Your mind said no but your body said yes.

[MusukoYo]

I wonder how the OP would navigate this particular exchange.

[OneBadAssMother]

ROFL @ Thread, you know there has to be a community sticky that lists all the great threads for laughs. Btw...

This thread makes me fear for the poster's experiences later in life

Hahahaha!!!!

[Lotion Soronarr]

Remeber - it's not gay if it's an elf.

[Korva]

Dark83 wrote...

dark_dragon99 wrote...

Not often i find myself thinking about what to say in a game but as this is a bioware game i have to. Or i'll end up getting screwed in the end. And in this game you really have to watch it

SupidSeep wrote...

Lucky me. The way he mentioned a massage hinted at something not so innocent and I made an excuse to get him off ...

Drat, there's no rimshot emote here.

...wow, I didn't even intend that double entendre. :innocent:

I read the thread earlier, snickered at those double entendres, and wondered if someone would point them out as I wasn't quite feeling dirty-minded enough to do it myself. Glad I wasn't disappointed.

[Ron Brugal]

surprise butsec

[LemuresXL]

I was happy when Zevran turned on me. Was nice putting down the little taco bell dog. Honestly, annoying character. Not quite as bad as Morrigan though.

[LaughingDragon]

I wonder...will Bioware will be the recipient of any lawsuits...

Can anyone else see someone innocently playing this game...sitting in their chair... oh hi Zevran...hows it going...next thing you know, they're character is bent over in a tent after a gay massage surprise attack.... oh the horror...

For some, that may constitute emotional pain and suffering and mental anguish! Permanent psychological damage! ruh oh!

This could lead to the ESRB issuing a new  warning sticker on games... "Sexually confused content"

Modifié par LaughingDragon, 09 décembre 2009 - 10:23 .

[syllogi]

Even Alistair recognizes the perils inherent in a massage offered by Zevran. That elf is a public menace.

[Jacks-Up]

David Gaider wrote...

Uh-huh.

So let's see, shall we?

Zevran: "My thought is this: We retire to your tent and I show you the sort of massage skills that one only learns growing up in an Antivan ****house."

PC: "That sounds good to me."

Zevran: "A willing victim it is. And if I might ask, if the opportunity to proceed past the massage should present itself...?"

PC: "I'll leave that up to you."

...I suppose that someone can protest that they didn't see what was coming. and HONESTLY thought it was just a simple massage, but that sounds to me like the kind of lame excuse they'd best save for when their girlfriend walks in halfway through the cutscene.

Just saying.

Kinda how I look at it.  Really no different then the guy that "Accidentally"  Walks into a gay bathroom stall 20 times over.

"I'm not gay really I was just tricked every time"  Sure buddy

[Creature 1]

LaughingDragon wrote...

I wonder...will Bioware will be the recipient of any lawsuits...

Can anyone else see someone innocently playing this game...sitting in their chair... oh hi Zevran...hows it going...next thing you know, they're character is bent over in a tent after a gay massage surprise attack.... oh the horror...

For some, that may constitute emotional pain and suffering and mental anguish! Permanent psychological damage! ruh oh!

This could lead to the ESRB issuing a new  warning sticker on games... "Sexually confused content"

As a potentially mitigating factor, I believe unless your character is an elf the player character is top. 

I guess things just got out of control.  Kind of a Brokeback Mountain experience.  

[barrel_LOL]

This was never the way I planned -- not my intention!
I got so brave, drink in hand -- lost, my discretion;
It's not what, I'm used to -- just wanna try him on;
I'm curious, for a back rub -- caught. My. Attention;
I KISSED AN ELF, AND I LIKED IT, THE TASTE OF HIS CHERRY ARSE-CHAPS -- I KISSED AN ELF JUST TO TRY IT; HOPE MY GUILDIES DON'T MIND IT!

[SSH83]

Even when i play as a female PC i can't stand hearing the romance dialogue. It just feels really...



Maybe that's a testament to the writing and acting of the dialogues?

[Mr7.7]

How could you not know!

Zeveran whole purpose in the game is to serve as eye candy for the female gamers(and the gay dudes aswell).

What an awful character, thank god bioware didn't make him a female,otherwise this forum would be filled with complaints about the character . (anyone who followed the forums before mass effect came out would admit this).

[RunCDFirst]

Oh you guys.  

[CJohnJones]

Zevran always likes to have a happy ending.

[PinkShira]

GuerrillaDawg wrote...

When he asks to massage you , he ment a little more.

I found out the hard way ........with my male character

I have to admit I had a good laugh at this. I also had a little snicker at the word "hard" being used by the OP as well. 

[andysdead]

dark_dragon99 wrote...

Or i'll end up getting screwed in the end.

indeed.  lol

[Rhys Cordelle]

Cheer up love. You'll get your ending. Once he gets his... end...in...

Modifié par Rhys Cordelle, 09 décembre 2009 - 11:29 .