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[LaughingDragon]

Creature 1 wrote...


As a potentially mitigating factor, I believe unless your character is an elf the player character is top. 

I guess things just got out of control.  Kind of a Brokeback Mountain experience.  

Lol touche!

Poor elf characters being made ****es of...

Makes me wonder what it would be like to take proud Elrond from Lord of the Rings and drop him off in the Dragon Age universe in the elven Alienage...

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Dave Gaider said it best.



I think, since his first lines about the massage were about how he learned them growing up in the ****house, were a big enough clue that he wasn't simply offering to work that nasty knot out of your shoulder. I knew exactly where he was going with it, which is why I readily agreed.....lol. He didn't need to spell it out.



Though that was with a female character, he did say, almost as soon as you meet him, that he's a switch hitter, and thus, no one or nothing is safe from his libido.



regardless, I doubt your character would have hated the experience. Zevran, it seems is an accomplished man-**** with a trail of broken hearts and dead bodies in his wake to prove it.

[Legbiter]

It's ok GuerrillaDawg. It's not gay if it's an elf.

[Mikazukinoyaiba2]

If you really were deceived by Zevran and raped, all I have to say is ROFL.



And at least you are slightly more prepared for RL when your roommate/baseball coach/etc. try to put the moves on you.

[Leonia]

Jsmith0730 wrote...

Sten: What's with you?
MC: A...
Sten: Yes, A...?
MC: A man gave me...
Sten: Yes, a man gave you...?
MC: A man gave me... a massage.
Sten: So?
MC: So he... had his hands and, uh, he was...
Sten: He was what?!
MC: He was... touching and rubbing.
Sten: That's a massage.
MC: And then I took my pants off.
Sten: You took your pants off?
MC: For my hamstring.
Sten: Oh.
MC: He got about two inches from... there.
Sten: Really?
MC: I think it moved.
Sten: Moved?
MC: It may have moved, I don't know.
Sten: I'm sure it didn't move.
MC: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.
Sten: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other
side.
MC: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.
Sten: Okay, so what if it moved?
MC: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.
Sten: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of
contact.
MC: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?
Sten: That's what a gym teacher once told me.

Laughed so hard that I cried. Can totally picture Sten's very emotionless voice saying all that. This thread makes me smile.

[Null]

Would anyone like a massage?

[bobsmyuncle]

Twitchmonkey wrote...

GuerrillaDawg wrote...
I really didn't see his messages that way [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/tongue.png[/smilie] I just thought he was beeing sarcastic

He
just brought the subject up at camp which was most random for me ,
thought he'd just enter my tent and enter a conversation while massaging

I'VE BEEN A FOOL

I know,
right? He told me he wanted to throw me down on the ground and please
me like no one ever has before. Now I of course thought he was going to
start complementing my leadership and telling me humorous stories from
his childhood, but instead he did things, naked things.

^ This had me crying with laughter. If the OP genuinely did not understand Zevran's intent, I don't know what to say. Haven't you heard of massage parlors? I thought it was obvious that he wanted to feel you from the inside.

[Vaeliorin]

LdyShayna wrote...

LightSabres wrote...

Zevie is the EASIEST lay in the game!  No need for romance with him.  It only took about 25 approval to get in sack.  I barely had to try.  Boring!

I meant the opposite - my character might want the massage without the smecksy time.  That armor can get mighty uncomfortable after days of walking and fighting in it.  I suspect that this is not possible, however.  Alas!  Too bad for me.   

I don't know that accepting the massage would matter for the armor.  My female character I just finished the game with left her armor on with both Zevran (heavy chain) and Alistair (Warden Commander's Armor).  She took it off for Leliana, though.  I guess she misunderstood the idea of needing to use protection.

[Gold Dragon]

Pity. My Elf Mage Girl didn't get offered a Massage..... She had to ask HIM into the tent, not the other way around

Modifié par A Golden Dragon, 10 décembre 2009 - 05:35 .

[Xeyska]

A Golden Dragon wrote...

Pity. My Elf Mage Girl didn't get offered a Massage..... She had to ask HIM into the tent, not the other way around

If you didn't ask Zev to join with you into the tent, he'll ask you at 71+ Care.

Modifié par Xeyska, 10 décembre 2009 - 05:38 .

[PuffyTail]

This thread is hilarious   Funnily enough, I knew exactly what he was up to when he offered his "services".
Perhaps I have an advantage because I'm female and I've heard any number of similarly cheesy pick-up lines over the years *chuckles*

Modifié par PuffyTail, 10 décembre 2009 - 05:44 .

[Dalish-Elf]

LightSabres wrote...

LdyShayna wrote...

I haven't reached that point yet.  Can you just get a nice massage?

Errr...not that the particular character I'm playing through this romance would say no.  Crud!  Now I have to start another character to romance Zevran with.  *ponders*

The horror.   

Zevie is the EASIEST lay in the game!  No need for romance with him.  It only took about 25 approval to get in sack.  I barely had to try.  Boring!

At least you can tell him right after that it was only a one time thing.

The butthurt he caused me lasted longer than his romance

lmao!

[Yorleen]

It's not gay if it's an elf.

I keep reading this on various thread, what the ....? lol

[Mikazukinoyaiba2]

Yorleen wrote...

It's not gay if it's an elf.

I keep reading this on various thread, what the ....? lol

It's a Penny Arcade comic

[Yorleen]

Oh right lol! Had seen the comic earlier in the thread (or another one, can't remember) but I thought there was some further conspiration behind this!

Modifié par Yorleen, 10 décembre 2009 - 10:17 .

[LadyKarrakaz]

This thread is EPIC. Though I must say I suffered a little bit the same with Leliana, my female PC getting into her bed while I was not really expecting it. Made me laugh and get an achievement. This will teach me that I should not romance all my companions just for the sake of approval bonuses.

[Jonfon_ire]

CJohnJones wrote...

Zevran always likes to have a happy ending.

"You want happy finish?"

The moral of the lesson is "Always be wary of unsubtle elves bearing tubes of lube offering to give you a massage".

Of course what the OP doesn't know about is Zevs hidden webcam (although now the rest of Fereldin does) 

[JediMB]

Personally, I seduced Zevran the first time I returned to camp after he joined me.



And he's surprisingly charming.

[NativityInBlack]

dark_dragon99 wrote...

Not often i find myself thinking about what to say in a game but as this is a bioware game i have to. Or i'll end up getting screwed in the end. And in this game you really have to watch it

ROFL

[BHRamsay]

I brought Zev along during the meeting with the Female Pirate. When she proposed the threesome i figured why not. Turns out the game counts that as sleeping with Zev leading to much shrewish whining from Morrigan.

[JediMB]

BHRamsay wrote...

I brought Zev along during the meeting with the Female Pirate. When she proposed the threesome i figured why not. Turns out the game counts that as sleeping with Zev leading to much shrewish whining from Morrigan.

Leliana didn't much like the time I spent bedding Nugs either, but there was no whining.

[PinkShira]

JediMB wrote...

BHRamsay wrote...

I brought Zev along during the meeting with the Female Pirate. When she proposed the threesome i figured why not. Turns out the game counts that as sleeping with Zev leading to much shrewish whining from Morrigan.

Leliana didn't much like the time I spent bedding Nugs either, but there was no whining.

You actually told her about that night??

[Yorleen]

Yesterday evening my boyfriend finished his first game (phew, now I'm going to be able to play every evening at last!! ) and as he was watching our common achievments, I saw, next to Morrigan and Leliana's hearts, Zevran's...!  lol He said that's because I had asked him what play of words Bioware had used for him (like they used "First (K)night" for Alistair for example) but I had only asked this for Leliana and afair I had told him my second character would romance Zevran.

[Tonya777]

I made my male dwarf (ironically) templar bang Zevran today lol



I'm 100% straight and I did it for the lulz and because I already have all the relationship achievements and have already done every straight romance there is and because I want Zevran to stay with me at landsmeet time when the antivian crows come for him now he will surely stay with me instead of betraying me when they come

[th3warr1or]

GuerrillaDawg wrote...

The cutscene....

My eyes....

Lol same thing happened to me.