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Beware of Zevran's massage


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#126
OneBadAssMother

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Heh you guys really make me thankful I always killed him on the spot during my playthroughs.

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SarEnyaDor

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I love Zev ... "Arrrgh! Pirate Zevran reporting for duty! Prepare to be boarded!"

Laughed so hard, now my hubby keeps using that line, hard to kiss while giggling.

Modifié par SarEnyaDor, 10 décembre 2009 - 03:10 .


#128
JosieJ

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Tonya777 wrote...

I made my male dwarf (ironically) templar bang Zevran today lol

I'm 100% straight and I did it for the lulz and because I already have all the relationship achievements and have already done every straight romance there is and because I want Zevran to stay with me at landsmeet time when the antivian crows come for him now he will surely stay with me instead of betraying me when they come


Oh, that is just sick and wrong!!!  Elf-on-Dwarf sex is of the devil!  :P

More to the point, I find it hilariously improbable that anyone could not see Zevran coming a mile away.  I mean, he recites you bad Antivan sex poetry, for goodness sake (if you wait for him to make the move)!  I actually found it rather sweet:  the poem is hilariously bad, but it's the only one he knows so he recites it to you.

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apantoliani

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Favorite thread ever.

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Marduksdragon

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And why should I beware of the massage? It's delightful. :P