flem1 wrote...
jlb524 wrote...
Like, imagine taking Jack and Kelly and crushing them together.
I think that's what the Collectors were trying to do.

Harbinger: Awaken Human-Reaper. You shall be called Assimilation, for you are a blend of the most diverse organic species we have found.
Assimilation: The f***?
Harbinger: As your consciousness expands, you will come to understand the universe as no other and soon—
Assimilation: Shut the f*** up. I didn’t come here to listen to a f****ing lecture. You chill in deep space while I explore the planet of kittens and lollipops.
Harbinger: There is no planet of kittens and lollipops.
Assimilation: Don’t jerk me around, dips***. I know there’s a mother****ing planet of kittens and lollipops and you’re going to tell me where it is RIGHT NOW or I’m going to go Shepard on your ugly, motherf****ing synthetic butt.