Dragon Age responsible for my breakup with my gf. Refund me my money
#151
Posté 18 décembre 2009 - 04:57
#152
Posté 18 décembre 2009 - 05:02
#153
Guest_MrHimuraChan_*
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 03:59
Guest_MrHimuraChan_*
"have a drawer full of emergency gifts"
"Dammit hunny, you play too much, you love the game more than me! :crying:"
(girlfriend disapproves -50)
"hey look! Earrings! :innocent:"
"oh, you're so sweet!:wub:"
(girlfriend approves +75)
Of course, there's always the risk of your GF being a little "too eager" to accept your passion for DA:O
"oh dear, i understand you, this game is really amazing and i won't bother you anymore about spending all day in front of the screen ^_^"
"awwww thanks for understanding, Morrig.. i mean , sweetie :lol:"
"By the way hunny, this is Manolo, my new personal trainer"
"erm... uuhhh... ENCHANTMENT! :wizard:"
(PS: this post does not reflect my thoughts in real lifeB))
Modifié par MrHimuraChan, 19 décembre 2009 - 05:18 .
#154
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 04:08
#155
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 04:29
#156
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 04:38
#157
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 04:50
#158
Guest_Crawling_Chaos_*
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 05:01
Guest_Crawling_Chaos_*
#159
Guest_MrHimuraChan_*
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 05:16
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He is... comic relief.
Modifié par MrHimuraChan, 19 décembre 2009 - 05:19 .
#160
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 05:26
#161
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 06:42
katie916 wrote...
wut u think this is worldofwarcrack lol no such thing for this game sorry and tell ur ex good job id dump u to just as fast if u were paying more att to the game than me:bandit:
Katie916....I certaintly hope you are joking... lol. Well, let's just say I'd dump you even faster for your nightmarish grammar and spelling. Anyway, if a girl dumps you because you like a game and she knows gaming is what you like then it proves you shouldn't even be together. A girlfriend should not only be your "smoochy smoochy" person, lmao, but your friend as well. GFs and BFs aren't just for kissing and *******. If they can't respect who you are and what you like then she can go to hell. Seriously.
I had a GF at one point and she wasn't an annoying stalker ego centric *****. Of course she had to move away and everyone knows that long distance relationships never work. She played video games too... and guitar so that was even cooler. She played drums....
What I'm getting at is if you GF that is all crazy and anything that takes away from your time with her at all causes her to freak out on you--- dump her and be done with it. FIN
Modifié par Rendar666, 19 décembre 2009 - 06:49 .
#162
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 07:26
and how high was your persuading skill at that time while playing DA?
#163
Guest_MrHimuraChan_*
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 07:49
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Don't get me wrong, i agree that there are men who pay too much attention to other stuff (these ones deserve to end up alone). But there are girls just sit in the corner and wait for her man to "magically" get interested in her, and do nothing about it! Women many times complaint that their husbands are losing interest in them, but do they look at themselves at the mirror? Do they do something to please their man? Unfortunately no. Women, i ask you: what kind of man likes to get home after a stressing day, only to find Rosie O'Donnel sitting in the couch complaining nonstop about the mailman who threw the letters on the wet grass, about the neighbor's dog, or about gas bill which is going up. Again, don't get me wrong: I don't believe in "playboy magazine" kind of beauty (those girls are made of plastic and are unhappy). When i say Rosie O'Donnel, i'm not talking about weight. I'm talking about attitude, about how a woman who is NOT a model of beauty can really surprise her man and become a hot woman. I always say that when a relationship becomes nothing more than a 'saturday night missionary' something must be done ASAP.
Think about it: (to girls)
when was the last time you:
-sat on his lap?
-sat beside him and held his arm?
-walked hand in hand?
-bathed together (why not?)
-Kissed him with real passion?
OBVIOUSLY the opposite is also true! What kind of woman would like to go to bed with a Fred Flintstone who bathes every 3 days? The guys must also pay attention at their women too! No woman likes to cook a nice dinner, fix her hair and get all pretty only to find her man arriving from work and going straight to the fridge to get a 6-pack and watch ESPN.
The same question i made before to the girls, i make now to the guys:
When was the last time you:
-Opened the car's door to her?
-kissed her on public?
-walked hand in hand?
-bought her a gift when was NOT a special date?
-pretended to like Oprah only to keep your woman company?
-Took her out to dinner?
-bathed together(again, why not?)
-made something different, like giving her a massage? (works wonders)
-Do you remember the color of your girl's eyes?
If nobody does nothing , well, every relationship is doomed (with or without Dragon Age), Dating, marrying, living together are commitments, but doesn't mean they have to be boring! In this cases when things are already bad, pretty much both people (man and woman) just wait for that little thing that triggers the end of the relationship. Could be anything: Too much Dragon Age, dirty feet, female mustache, B.O., lack of attention, too much salt on the rice, anything. Relationships are really fun and good, both partners only need to remember that BOTH have feelings, BOTH have needs, and everybody likes to be surprised. I am married for 4 years now, i am FAR from being physically attractive, but that doesn't stop me to surprise my wife by picking her up on her job with the car full of luggage to go straight to the beach, or buy something for her just because i thought it was nice. And i must admit. Yes, my wife is... well, Chubby like me, but does this bother me? Obviously not! I love her! Always will!
PS: Sorry for the lenghty post, but it kinda like wrote itself .
Edit: In my previous post i was just being funny.
Modifié par MrHimuraChan, 19 décembre 2009 - 07:52 .
#164
Guest_Legacy_QuEsT_*
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 09:05
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Dieover wrote...
hey OP. Give us the scoop man. Give us more detail on how the conversation start and ended : )
and how high was your persuading skill at that time while playing DA?
I posted already that we got back together. I don't know why people are still posting suggestions lol. but w/e keep posting i'm sure they''ll come in handy now that we're back 2gether
#165
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 09:20
MrHimuraChan wrote...
Seriously, If a woman thinks a computer screen is more interesting than her she might be doing something wrong.
Don't get me wrong, i agree that there are men who pay too much attention to other stuff (these ones deserve to end up alone).
(Scoffs) I wish there was some awesome chick who didn't give a **** about attention , and was only in it for the sex , cause seriously.... what the hell else is the point of gfs/bfs? Thats the honest root of it all but no always got to do this ridiculous **** like dating and hanging out and phone calls and all this bull**** I don't like doing
If only the world was like :
(Walk up to chick) : Hey you wanna ****?
(Chick) : Yeah , lets go to my place and do that right now!
(A few days later they call you) (Chick ) : Hey you wanna **** again?
(You) : Sure!
THAT is how I wish **** worked , to just skip the bs and get to the point lol
#166
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 09:26
Legacy_QuEsT wrote...
Dieover wrote...
hey OP. Give us the scoop man. Give us more detail on how the conversation start and ended : )
and how high was your persuading skill at that time while playing DA?
I posted already that we got back together. I don't know why people are still posting suggestions lol. but w/e keep posting i'm sure they''ll come in handy now that we're back 2gether
Congratulations. Here's to the next step
#167
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 09:32
Think about it: (to girls)
when was the last time you:
-sat on his lap?
-sat beside him and held his arm?
-walked hand in hand?
-bathed together (why not?)
-Kissed him with real passion?
I dont have time for that crap, I am too busy playing video games
That said, I am not a girl, I am a woman and if you knew my husband you would never ever write that "holding his arm" part. Cos that would seriously affect his playing FPSs.
#168
Guest_MrHimuraChan_*
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 09:43
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Cybercat999 wrote...
Think about it: (to girls)
when was the last time you:
-sat on his lap?
-sat beside him and held his arm?
-walked hand in hand?
-bathed together (why not?)
-Kissed him with real passion?
I dont have time for that crap, I am too busy playing video games
That said, I am not a girl, I am a woman and if you knew my husband you would never ever write that "holding his arm" part. Cos that would seriously affect his playing FPSs.
Damn you're right! How can he shoot with someone holding his arm?
And i remembered one more thing (to everyone) Try to find something you both like
Cybercat, if your husband is a gamer like you, Consider yourself happy!
Modifié par MrHimuraChan, 19 décembre 2009 - 09:44 .
#169
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 10:08
MrHimuraChan wrote...
Cybercat, if your husband is a gamer like you, Consider yourself happy!:D:D
I am not. He likes FPS and I like MMOs and RPG.
#170
Guest_MrHimuraChan_*
Posté 19 décembre 2009 - 10:27
Guest_MrHimuraChan_*
Cybercat999 wrote...
MrHimuraChan wrote...
Cybercat, if your husband is a gamer like you, Consider yourself happy!:D:D
I am not. He likes FPS and I like MMOs and RPG.
ENCHANTMENT!





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