Well, Shepard isn't that young either. If he/she is a commander, Shepard would be in the thirties or at least late twenties.
So if Shepard is arund there, then..Thane is not old for her. XDDDD
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 02:47
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I think Shepard is 31 / 32?
Thane being old is mostly a joke (I must be pretty old too if Thane is considered old).
I keep looking for a clip / picture from Happy Gilmore, the part where Adam Sandler keeps saying, 'You can't take her stuff, she's ... old! Can't you see ... she's ... OLD!'.
Sadly, my googlefu has failed me.
Thane being old is mostly a joke (I must be pretty old too if Thane is considered old).
I keep looking for a clip / picture from Happy Gilmore, the part where Adam Sandler keeps saying, 'You can't take her stuff, she's ... old! Can't you see ... she's ... OLD!'.
Sadly, my googlefu has failed me.
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 02:51
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Shepard is supposed to be 31ish by ME2's time frame, though if you think about it, being incapacitated for two years means she's technically still 29 years old.
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 03:09
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When it comes to Thane, he's just yummy. Drelliliciuos!
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 03:19
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kaimanaMM wrote...
I don't know that I can follow Aello's and Hain's excellent posts. Both said what I've been saying for a long long time, but they word it better than I could hope to, for sure.
What I love about both your guys' posts is that you bring up Thane's perceived 'weaknesses'. Thane is weak because :
1. He's afraid.
2. He was in love once.
3. He's a father.
4. He's old. (That is mostly a joke, but I've seen plenty of people cite that as a reason to dislike Thane.)
So, my question is in the same vein as Aello's and Hain's. How do any of those make a person weak?
1. I've seen so many people dismiss Thane because he's 'emo'. And everytime I see that, I want to respond with, "That word does not mean what you think it means. Try again." And unlike other male LIs that get slapped with the 'whiny' label by insecure fanboys, a lot of this comes from females. *facepalm*
2. Sometimes I wonder if this is an age thing. I've said it before, but I'm in my 30s and would be reluctant to get involved with anyone who's never been in a serious relationship before. I'm honestly curious if it's mostly younger players who view this as a negative.
3. TBH, my initial reaction to Kolyat was, "o hai, Dustil." But if one takes a deeper look, the so-called 'Carth Syndrome' is only there on a superficial level. I love Carth, but there are so many differences between the two romances and characters that I'm not going to bother listing them.
4. I resemble that comment!
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 04:05
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So.
What if Thane meets Feron in Lair of the Shadowbroker?
What if Thane meets Feron in Lair of the Shadowbroker?
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 04:16
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I think Feron may very well be this big surprise people are anticipating.
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 04:21
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I can't wait for the lair of the shadow broker dlc! I hope we see or meet feron.
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 04:25
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 04:55
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kaimanaMM wrote...
..snip...
Much agreed.
kaimanaMM wrote...
And yeah, he's old. But he's pretty hot for an old guy. I'd jump his geriatric bones, I mean, hello - have you seen those thighs?
Dellallelujah, because thou speaks the truth.
His thighs are like Han Solo of Mass effect. You either love them, or you stalk them...no other way. And yes i know, this sentance doesn't make any sense ( blames Kaimana for mentioning thighs, glorious thighs )
P.S: Feron and Thane.... just as i thought that this can't get any worse ( read; awesome )
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quoting Kaimana
1. He's afraid.
I bow to him, he's taking his death a lot easier then i take my sumemr exams. I wish i had that much courage as he does. But he has something to be afraid of, me...not so much.
2. He was in love once.
And you were never in love before? You never loved someone with all your heart? You did, oh goody. Well next time you meet someone new and start caring about them, tell them that you already loved. And loved greatly.
If they share the same view on "oh no i'm not his first love" as you do, and start backing off.......you might reconsider your "idealistic" views.
3. He's a father.
What's not to love about that.? One simple word like this can talk volumes. Forget " Kolyat i am your FATHER" Look beyond superficial meaning of the word, to it's depth in what the word represents in Thane's case. Through the word father we learn that he cared, that he enjoyed the time given to him with Kolyat, that he's sensitive and protective of the people he loves ( he knew he should defend Irikah and Kolyat more ). The point is that they used the word father to shine the light into his character. To show us that despite his mistakes, he never stopped being caring and protective. It's like a puzzle...his stories do not talk only of his past life, but what person he was and still remains under that thin leather layers and green scales.
4. He's old. (That is mostly a joke, but I've seen plenty of people cite that as a reason to dislike Thane.)
If he's old, then Udina is an angel. This kind of reason to dislike him is...completely irrational. Twenty years from now ( if those who use this reason are mostly between 15 - 21years old ) even they'll be old. But i really mean OOOLLLLDD, since i doubt they'll be able to crawl through vents and not get stuck, not to mention snapping someone's neck. Maybe theirs...yup, more chances for that.
So, my question is in the same vein as Aello's and Hain's. How do any of those make a person weak?
Not him. He can carry all of his luggage placed on his back. Some of people obviously can't.
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1. He's afraid.
I bow to him, he's taking his death a lot easier then i take my sumemr exams. I wish i had that much courage as he does. But he has something to be afraid of, me...not so much.
2. He was in love once.
And you were never in love before? You never loved someone with all your heart? You did, oh goody. Well next time you meet someone new and start caring about them, tell them that you already loved. And loved greatly.
If they share the same view on "oh no i'm not his first love" as you do, and start backing off.......you might reconsider your "idealistic" views.
3. He's a father.
What's not to love about that.? One simple word like this can talk volumes. Forget " Kolyat i am your FATHER" Look beyond superficial meaning of the word, to it's depth in what the word represents in Thane's case. Through the word father we learn that he cared, that he enjoyed the time given to him with Kolyat, that he's sensitive and protective of the people he loves ( he knew he should defend Irikah and Kolyat more ). The point is that they used the word father to shine the light into his character. To show us that despite his mistakes, he never stopped being caring and protective. It's like a puzzle...his stories do not talk only of his past life, but what person he was and still remains under that thin leather layers and green scales.
4. He's old. (That is mostly a joke, but I've seen plenty of people cite that as a reason to dislike Thane.)
If he's old, then Udina is an angel. This kind of reason to dislike him is...completely irrational. Twenty years from now ( if those who use this reason are mostly between 15 - 21years old ) even they'll be old. But i really mean OOOLLLLDD, since i doubt they'll be able to crawl through vents and not get stuck, not to mention snapping someone's neck. Maybe theirs...yup, more chances for that.
So, my question is in the same vein as Aello's and Hain's. How do any of those make a person weak?
Not him. He can carry all of his luggage placed on his back. Some of people obviously can't.
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 05:45
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Aello87 wrote...
thin leather layers
I'm sure there was more to this post and I'm sure I totally agreed, too. But...
thin leather layers --> bulges --> thoughts. many, many thoughts.
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 05:52
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goofygoff wrote...
Aello87 wrote...
thin leather layers
I'm sure there was more to this thin leather layers and I'm sure I totally loved it, too. But...
thin leather layers bound with little weak straps --> thoughts --> bulges . many, many bulges.
Being evil... here FIXED
P.S: Bulgefest anyone? Thighfest at least ?
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 05:56
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Aello, when you wrote "I am your father" as part of your response to Kaimana, I totally read that with Darth Vader's voice.
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 06:02
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Aello87 wrote...
P.S: Bulgefest anyone? Thighfest at least ?
*RSVPs to both*
(I'm on the most boring conference call ever and could use the distraction.)
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 06:35
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Did some one write bulgefest? Thighfest? OMG! Yes, Please!
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 06:56
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Been ages since posting pictures on forums, hope i still got the "skill"
EDIT: YAY bulgefest
...still.....THIGHS ( i believe Kaimana is also a thigh stalker )
P.S: screens from NSAS
EDIT: YAY bulgefest
...still.....THIGHS ( i believe Kaimana is also a thigh stalker )P.S: screens from NSAS
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 07:23
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goofygoff wrote...
There's now a party... in my pants.
Ah well, pixel dude of a Thane can certianly work in mysterious ways.
Thane, the ultimate assassin,
with thighs of a god and biceps of steel.
the bulge part....i'll leave that to fanfics and your imagination.
And now i feel dirty.
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 07:28
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Totally off-topic, but I think this thread has taught some of the things girls like to see in a guy. 
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 07:32
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goofygoff wrote...
There's now a party... in my pants.
MORE BULGE PLEASE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
We are so silly.
Let's see how Thane thinks of this:
I guess he doesn't seem to mind =D
XDDD
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 08:08
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Any death for Thane must be a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
BioWare, don't do what too many films and games do, and punk Thane out in the sequel.
PS: This thread... wow... don't ever let a woman tell you that guys are bad...
BioWare, don't do what too many films and games do, and punk Thane out in the sequel.
PS: This thread... wow... don't ever let a woman tell you that guys are bad...
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 09:10
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Killjoy Cutter wrote...
PS: This thread... wow... don't ever let a woman tell you that guys are bad...
I, for one, pride myself on being much worse than the boys.
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Posté 12 août 2010 - 10:02
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I think Thane probably is the best Assassin ever. I didn't think anyone could pull off a perfect headshot with civis in close proximity without collateral damage. Perhaps Francisco Scaramanga ( the Man with the Golden Gun). It's a toss up between them. Who do you think?
