mashavasilec wrote...
FieryPhoenix7 wrote...
mashavasilec wrote...
FieryPhoenix7 wrote...
Here is a sad fact: A Shepard who romanced Jacob can share a kiss with him during their first post-suicide mission conversation, whereas a Shepard who romanced Thane just gets to hear a single semi-generic line from him post-suicide mission. 
that's better than what Shepards who romance Garrus get
I don't know about Garrus, but I'd imagine him to be no different than Thane -- basically commenting on what happened to the base. Or not?
he's commenting on the base. but with Thane you get three(!oh my god, three!) mushy romance-related dialogues, while with Garrus it's either calibrations, or some dialogue that presumably happened before the smex-scene. that's rather dumb, really
The pre-suicide mission romance scenes... I was disappointed in all of them. Jacob's would have been the hottest if not for... I don't know how BioWare managed to screw it up, honestly. Even bad porno should be better than what you get with the two maliens, but... the
priiiize... *shudder*
Ah well, at least Thane and Shepard kiss and you get this really sterile shot of white pillows. All you get with Garrus is an affectionate headbutt.
And considering that Mr. Taylor will tell you that Miranda requires a better man than him-- how do you romance that without thinking "Wait, Miranda deserves a better man than him, but I don't?"
Screw that!
I don't envy post-suicide mission Jacob romancers because those words trump everything else for me. Have some self-respect, wimminz! Or just use him like the piece of meat he is and then leave him broken and crying at the next space port. NEXT!