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[ravenimage]

Thane is the kind of guy I imagine reading steamy novels with as a form of foreplay.



...wat. Oh, back on topic. I love Flyleaf! And ET. But mostly Thane.

[General Ashous]

ravenimage wrote...

Thane is the kind of guy I imagine reading steamy novels with as a form of foreplay.

...wat. Oh, back on topic. I love Flyleaf! And ET. But mostly Thane.

What a delightful thought. I'm sure you'd be on hand to help him out, hmm?

[ravenimage]

"Help" is understatement.

[CheeseEnchilada]

ravenimage wrote...

Thane is the kind of guy I imagine reading steamy novels with as a form of foreplay.

...wat. Oh, back on topic. I love Flyleaf! And ET. But mostly Thane.

The first sentence.

All I can think of are those super cheesy novels that talk about how he 'unsheathed his sword...and held it erect'.

And now I see Thane having a secret stash of them somewhere.

[NeitiCora]

Hainkpe wrote...

@neiti butt deep addicted to ET? LOL Thane is better than ET! That is a great song.

UHM... that sounded so much better in my head, but... YEAH. Don't get me started how deeply addicted to Thane I am. I don't want to get hit by the banhammer.

CheeseEnchilada wrote...

The first sentence.

All I can think of are those super cheesy novels that talk about how he 'unsheathed his sword...and held it erect'.

And now I see Thane having a secret stash of them somewhere.

We both know what needs to happen next, the question is only which one of us gets there first and which one needs to feel the magnetism.

SO. I like Thane. And a thought of Thane reading steamy romance novels as a mean of foreplay is... asöodfhkääasndfl. I... should go.

Modifié par NeitiCora, 17 novembre 2010 - 10:18 .

[General Ashous]

ravenimage wrote...

"Help" is understatement.

Very well. You'd be ready and rearing to go, throwing yourself on him and enveloping him in pleasure no man has felt before as he too pleases you. How about that? Better?

[NeitiCora]

ravenimage wrote...

Thane is the kind of guy I imagine reading steamy novels with as a form of foreplay.

...wat. Oh, back on topic. I love Flyleaf! And ET. But mostly Thane.

ravenimage wrote...

"Help" is an understatement.

I like the way your brain works very, very much.

[ravenimage]

General Ashous wrote...

ravenimage wrote...

"Help" is understatement.

Very well. You'd be ready and rearing to go, throwing yourself on him and enveloping him in pleasure no man has felt before as he too pleases you. How about that? Better?

Yes, very. Or I could be crude and say I would wreck that man. Fo' shiz up the spout.

NeitiCora wrote...
I like the way your brain works very, very much.

Thane helps.

Modifié par ravenimage, 17 novembre 2010 - 10:32 .

[General Ashous]

I couldn't see that. He must have lots of endurance and stamina. I'm sure, if anything, you'd be worn out before he even got started. Don't worry though, I'm sure many have tried to endure such pleasure and failed.

[ravenimage]

General Ashous wrote...

I couldn't see that. He must have lots of endurance and stamina. I'm sure, if anything, you'd be worn out before he even got started. Don't worry though, I'm sure many have tried to endure such pleasure and failed.

Heh, heh. *ahem* --

Mass Effect wiki says...
Drell appearance is very similar to asari and humans, but their muscle tissue is slightly denser, giving them a wiry strength.

 

He'd probably toss me like a rag doll, yes. 

Oh, another scenario...

Thane gets out of the shower and sees Shep sitting on his table wearing his black leather jacket. And nothing else.

What happens next is up to you.

Modifié par ravenimage, 17 novembre 2010 - 10:44 .

[ravenimage]

You tell me that shouldn't be in ME3 somehow. ;>

[General Ashous]

He removes the jacket as he kisses her lips then he starts to remove his own clothes as they collapse to the floor in pleasure. That good? I'm heading off to sleep. See you tomorrow.

[ravenimage]

Hainkpe wrote...

Do you want to start a petition to get it included because I would so help.

A petition to experience all my extraterrestrial fantasies in ME3? Wow. I think I'd scare too many people.

General Ashous wrote...

He removes the jacket as he kisses her lips then he starts to remove his own clothes as they collapse to the floor in pleasure. That good? I'm heading off to sleep. See you tomorrow.

Squee!

My God, you guys and Thane have brought out the giddy schoolgirl in me. 

Modifié par ravenimage, 17 novembre 2010 - 11:19 .

[CheeseEnchilada]

NeitiCora wrote...

Hainkpe wrote...

@neiti butt deep addicted to ET? LOL Thane is better than ET! That is a great song.

UHM... that sounded so much better in my head, but... YEAH. Don't get me started how deeply addicted to Thane I am. I don't want to get hit by the banhammer.

CheeseEnchilada wrote...

The first sentence.

All I can think of are those super cheesy novels that talk about how he 'unsheathed his sword...and held it erect'.

And now I see Thane having a secret stash of them somewhere.

We both know what needs to happen next, the question is only which one of us gets there first and which one needs to feel the magnetism.

SO. I like Thane. And a thought of Thane reading steamy romance novels as a mean of foreplay is... asöodfhkääasndfl. I... should go.

You.

Did you make that request on MK?

Because someone here did. And I want to find out who

[NeitiCora]

Hainkpe wrote...
About time you came back! I was starting to wonder. I know you love Thane more than I do. Its something I accepted long ago. Ashamed as a I am, I conceed defeat.

Aw, thanks hunny. Oh how I love to be back, though! As for loving Thane more than you, I just made a case about how the amount of love is not measurable and comparable like that five pages ago in this thread, so how about we call it even and get out the popcorn, because it seems ravenimage is putting up one fine show. And while we're at it, go sign up for the NSAS Sekrit Santa.

General Ashous wrote...

He removes the jacket as he kisses
her lips then he starts to remove his own clothes as they collapse to
the floor in pleasure. That good? I'm heading off to sleep. See you
tomorrow.

Now that's just cruel, I was just getting excited!

[NeitiCora]

CheeseEnchilada wrote...
You.

Did you make that request on MK?

Because someone here did. And I want to find out who

It would be against the fundamentals of MK anonymity for me to answer to this. I might have, I might have not.

I sure wish the one finding out is Shep, though. I need the romance novel foreplay in my life, stat.

[CheeseEnchilada]

I'll be keeping a close eye on that prompt/possible fill. A veeeery close eye.



I want it to be Kolyat. The two of them need father/son bonding time. It should be over romantic novels. And Fornax.

[NeitiCora]

CheeseEnchilada wrote...

I'll be keeping a close eye on that prompt/possible fill. A veeeery close eye.

I want it to be Kolyat. The two of them need father/son bonding time. It should be over romantic novels. And Fornax.

But... what about the smechsings, think of the children!

Meanwhile, let's talk about Thane!

This has probably been discussed, but I never get tired, so let's go at it again. What's up with him refusing to be added to organ transplant line? Reunited with his son, loving again. Why, Thane, why? You're wounding me!

[ravenimage]

NeitiCora wrote...

This has probably been discussed, but I never get tired, so let's go at it again. What's up with him refusing to be added to organ transplant line? Reunited with his son, loving again. Why, Thane, why? You're wounding me!

I wondered at that, too. The only conclusions I could draw were--

1. He refused to be added to the organ transplant line before he met Shep and maybe can't be added now.

2. He doesn't think he deserves it, still. Or maybe he's too prideful -- I dunno? My Shep would totally give him a lung if she could. Because... *que cheesy romance line* she's already given him her HEART!

*facepalm*

Modifié par ravenimage, 18 novembre 2010 - 12:01 .