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[Fiery Phoenix]

Aislinn Trista wrote...

I got bored and started playing with Photoshop:

<3

[Sable Rhapsody]

Kim Shepard wrote...

Saren: *wakes up holding a bottle of strong turian alcohol* ...What happened last night?
Garrus: You mean, you don't remember? I can't wait to see the look on your face when you find out.
TIM hologram: Saren. Shepard... or is it Arterius now? I'll never get used to that.
MainShep: Commander Shepard-Arterius at your service, Magical Boyfriend Resurrection Fairy!
TIM hologram: *facepalm* I can't believe that name caught on.
Saren: Wait a minute... we got married?! o_o
Garrus: Yeah. You and Shep, me and Tasha. Hell of a wedding too. We're in Vegas, in case you couldn't tell.
Saren: I'm on Earth now? *points to Earthborn Ruthless and laughs* And he's in Vegas?
Earthborn Ruthless: That's... bad. Vegas decided right before I joined the Alliance that I was never allowed back.
Thane: You gave Shepard away. I'm the one who read your vows.
TIM hologram: EDI recorded the whole wedding.
Saren: Why, of all things, am I the most surprised by Thane acting as our priest?

LOL.  Poor TIM.  Kim and I have trolled him into the least manly role ever...complete, if Tash is to be believed, with glittering little wings.  And a sparkly pink star wand.  And a bubble, like for Glinda!

I am also now imagining Thane as the Impressive Clergyman from Princess Bride.  "Mawwage!  Mawwage is what bwings us togethwer today!"  *mutters under breath*  "Mawwage and alcowhol, that is...."

kimprobable wrote...

This is gorgeous... but I am a five year old and I imagine that he is grabbing Shepard's butt with his biotic field.

I will go sequester myself in immatureville now. xP

Hey, Mordin DOES mention...ah...intimate uses for biotics if you romance one of the human squaddies, all of whom are biotic.  So he's dancing gleefully with the rest of us in immatureville.  I wish he'd had that line for Thane too, but the drellicking's good enough as it stands.

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

Saren: *wakes up holding a bottle of strong turian alcohol* ...What happened last night?
Garrus: You mean, you don't remember? I can't wait to see the look on your face when you find out.
TIM hologram: Saren. Shepard... or is it Arterius now? I'll never get used to that.
MainShep: Commander Shepard-Arterius at your service, Magical Boyfriend Resurrection Fairy!
TIM hologram: *facepalm* I can't believe that name caught on.
Saren: Wait a minute... we got married?! o_o
Garrus: Yeah. You and Shep, me and Tasha. Hell of a wedding too. We're in Vegas, in case you couldn't tell.
Saren: I'm on Earth now? *points to Earthborn Ruthless and laughs* And he's in Vegas?
Earthborn Ruthless: That's... bad. Vegas decided right before I joined the Alliance that I was never allowed back.
Thane: You gave Shepard away. I'm the one who read your vows.
TIM hologram: EDI recorded the whole wedding.
Saren: Why, of all things, am I the most surprised by Thane acting as our priest?

LOL.  Poor TIM.  Kim and I have trolled him into the least manly role ever...complete, if Tash is to be believed, with glittering little wings.  And a sparkly pink star wand.  And a bubble, like for Glinda!

I am also now imagining Thane as the Impressive Clergyman from Princess Bride.  "Mawwage!  Mawwage is what bwings us togethwer today!"  *mutters under breath*  "Mawwage and alcowhol, that is...."

kimprobable wrote...

This is gorgeous... but I am a five year old and I imagine that he is grabbing Shepard's butt with his biotic field.

I will go sequester myself in immatureville now. xP

Hey, Mordin DOES mention...ah...intimate uses for biotics if you romance one of the human squaddies, all of whom are biotic.  So he's dancing gleefully with the rest of us in immatureville.  I wish he'd had that line for Thane too, but the drellicking's good enough as it stands.

Yeah, isn't that for Jack? I think that he warns Shepard about her power, and recommends that he uses anti-biotics.
Ok, I have told that joke before, but my birthday oracle said I should use my sense of humour more .
Besides, now we have established that Thane likes Shepard's booty, I imagine he would slap a pull field there. As for marriage, I think an Elvis Presley impersonator would be perfect for my drunken Vegas wedding:

Elvis impersonator: A little less calibrations, a little more action.
Garrus: *Rolls eyes*
Thane: I was under the impression that Garrus' 'calibrations' involved a great deal of 'action.'
Garrus: Are we really having this conversation?
Elvis Impersonator: A little less conversation, a little more action.
Garrus: *Facepalm*

Thane and Garrus are always pal snipers and best buds in my books.

[Sable Rhapsody]

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...
Yeah, isn't that for Jack? I think that he warns Shepard about her power, and recommends that he uses anti-biotics.
Ok, I have told that joke before, but my birthday oracle said I should use my sense of humour more .
Besides, now we have established that Thane likes Shepard's booty, I imagine he would slap a pull field there. As for marriage, I think an Elvis Presley impersonator would be perfect for my drunken Vegas wedding:

Elvis impersonator: A little less calibrations, a little more action.
Garrus: *Rolls eyes*
Thane: I was under the impression that Garrus' 'calibrations' involved a great deal of 'action.'
Garrus: Are we really having this conversation?
Elvis Impersonator: A little less conversation, a little more action.
Garrus: *Facepalm*

Thane and Garrus are always pal snipers and best buds in my books.

I think Mordin mentions it for all the human LIs. 

I don't know that Garrus and Thane would immediately click--it might take some work on Shep's part to turn them into friends rather than just respected colleagues.  Or an Elvis impersonator, that always helps 

They have lots of personality differences.  Garrus is more hotheaded, and much more of a "heart" person.  He's also in a different life stage--despite what happened on Omega, he's still a relatively idealistic guy at heart, determined to punish the wicked and protect the good.

Thane is older, and more importantly, he's had a family, fallen in love, etc.  He's in a different place in his life.  He strikes me as more resigned and world-weary, less idealistic.  In some ways he's a lot more Paragon than Garrus.  I also don't know that Thane's morals would initially sit well with Garrus, and vice versa.

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

I know Sable, just a terrible joke. Ignore Tasha's facepalm worthy jokes, for your own wellbeing!



True, they are very different people, of course. But they have both experienced tragedy in their lives, and they both try to pull through it. That, in my opinion, brings them closer together.

I think Thane can be quite passion driven as well as Garrus. Especially when he 'lingered' on the Batarians' deaths, and in his letter to Shepard as well.

Of course, Thane is quite reclusive and so they wouldn't immediately click. But if Shepard convinces them to talk to each other or something, then I am sure they will be pal snipers!

[kimprobable]

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

Elvis impersonator: A little less calibrations, a little more action.
Garrus: *Rolls eyes*
Thane: I was under the impression that Garrus' 'calibrations' involved a great deal of 'action.'
Garrus: Are we really having this conversation?
Elvis Impersonator: A little less conversation, a little more action.
Garrus: *Facepalm*

Thane and Garrus are always pal snipers and best buds in my books.

OHMYGAWD TASHA.  Cannot breathe!!  DYING at the "less calibrations, more action please."

I think there needs to be an entire rewrite of that song for Garrus fans!!

[Sable Rhapsody]

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

I know Sable, just a terrible joke. Ignore Tasha's facepalm worthy jokes, for your own wellbeing!

Wow.  I JUST got the pun.

HERPDERPDERPDERP <_<

[Cyansomnia]

Well in my fanfiction, The Promise, both Garrus and Thane reach an understanding. I wouldn't call them good friends, but they begin to respect each other.

I agree with the analysis of others. I think Thane is more worldly and patient, while Garrus tends to act on raw emotion and doesn't always think things through.

I adore them both, which is why in my head canon for my FemShep they are both very important men in her life.

Modifié par Aislinn Trista, 02 février 2011 - 01:50 .

[Sable Rhapsody]

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...
I think Thane can be quite passion driven as well as Garrus. Especially when he 'lingered' on the Batarians' deaths, and in his letter to Shepard as well.

I'd say it's a different kind of passion that drives Thane.  In fact, it's quite opposite of the kind that defines Garrus as a character.  For Thane, it's personal.  It's personal with the batarians, with Kolyat, and with Shep.  Even his involvement on the suicide mission is personal, a kind of quest for redemption before he dies.  

For Garrus, it can be personal (Sidonis, Saleon), but it's largely ideological.  Garrus gets just as righteously angry over the deaths of strangers on Omega as he does over the deaths of his friends.  He cares more about justice and retribution for the wicked as ideals.

[Cyansomnia]

^ Yes, I agree with that completely.

BTW, Thane video is going to be delayed for a while.  I decided I'm going to do it in 1080 HD, so I'm recapturing footage.  That and the conversion from 32-bit to 64-bit messed up some of my vid files.  

EDIT:
Scratch that, I fixed them.  Ignore what I said... lol.

<_<

Modifié par Aislinn Trista, 02 février 2011 - 03:38 .

[Stabby McGoodstab]

[hanar05]

Youtube captions

Oh how I love them XD

[BarrelDrago]

hanar05 wrote...

Youtube captions
Oh how I love them XD

your comics
Oh how i love them

[garrus and ashley fool]

he died for me and i wont see thane i liked him to.... oh well

[hanar05]

BarrelDrago wrote...

hanar05 wrote...

Youtube captions
Oh how I love them XD

your comics
Oh how i love them

LOL I'm glad you like them!

garrus and ashley fool wrote...

he died for me and i wont see thane i liked him to.... oh well

Aww You don't have any earlier saves?
I'm going to replay so I can have everyone alive! Tali died in my first playthrough D:

[garrus and ashley fool]

hanar05 wrote...

BarrelDrago wrote...

hanar05 wrote...

Youtube captions
Oh how I love them XD

your comics
Oh how i love them

LOL I'm glad you like them!

garrus and ashley fool wrote...

he died for me and i wont see thane i liked him to.... oh well

Aww You don't have any earlier saves?
I'm going to replay so I can have everyone alive! Tali died in my first playthrough D:

i could not have tali die i would have replayed it as soon as it happened wouldnt even finish the game i feel bad that she died even in your game  and since tali is the one i ended up with in the end im worried if that will mean its bad for ashley in me3 but i really did like tali and glad i choose her in this one even though i do like ashley more and if it is a choice in me3 for her or ashley iam taking ashley but i hope she can be with the crew still
but thane is dead in this version of mine i might play it again to keep him alive but i dont have an earlier save he is done in this one and its probably the one i am taking in me3

[Kim Shepard]

@Aislinn Trista: That photoshop image of FemShep and Thane is awesome! The biotic effect on his arm is really cool, and so is the background.

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

LOL.  Poor TIM.  Kim and I have trolled him into the least manly role ever...complete, if Tash is to be believed, with glittering little wings.  And a sparkly pink star wand.  And a bubble, like for Glinda!

I am also now imagining Thane as the Impressive Clergyman from Princess Bride.  "Mawwage!  Mawwage is what bwings us togethwer today!"  *mutters under breath*  "Mawwage and alcowhol, that is...."

Aw, TIM knows I'm just joking. He's one of my favorites. I bet he would use a sparkly pink star wand if it saved him four million credits and two years per resurrection though. xD And those lines would work well for priest Thane in that scenario.

About Garrus and Thane getting along or being friends, I was just talking about this yesterday in the Garrus thread, so here's the copy + paste response: I think Garrus and Thane would get along well if they ever talked to each other. The thing is, Thane's not used to being social and Garrus doesn't seem to be the type who would go out of his way to talk with someone. Garrus is impressed by Thane's skills. They could probably have polite, casual conversation... maybe one that involves snipers and stealth kills. At least, it sounds like the sort of thing two guys who are very mission-focused would talk about.

[garrus and ashley fool]

Kim Shepard wrote...

@Aislinn Trista: That photoshop image of FemShep and Thane is awesome! The biotic effect on his arm is really cool, and so is the background.

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

LOL.  Poor TIM.  Kim and I have trolled him into the least manly role ever...complete, if Tash is to be believed, with glittering little wings.  And a sparkly pink star wand.  And a bubble, like for Glinda!

I am also now imagining Thane as the Impressive Clergyman from Princess Bride.  "Mawwage!  Mawwage is what bwings us togethwer today!"  *mutters under breath*  "Mawwage and alcowhol, that is...."

Aw, TIM knows I'm just joking. He's one of my favorites. I bet he would use a sparkly pink star wand if it saved him four million credits and two years per resurrection though. xD And those lines would work well for priest Thane in that scenario.

About Garrus and Thane getting along or being friends, I was just talking about this yesterday in the Garrus thread, so here's the copy + paste response: I think Garrus and Thane would get along well if they ever talked to each other. The thing is, Thane's not used to being social and Garrus doesn't seem to be the type who would go out of his way to talk with someone. Garrus is impressed by Thane's skills. They could probably have polite, casual conversation... maybe one that involves snipers and stealth kills. At least, it sounds like the sort of thing two guys who are very mission-focused would talk about.

good idea to do in the next me to bad it wont happen in mine

[Kim Shepard]

You don't want multiple playthroughs? I've planned out 20+. xD I also keep a lot of saves after getting stuff wrong all the time in videogames over the years. If anyone died in my suicide mission, I have a save right before it starts and right before the final battle.

[garrus and ashley fool]

Kim Shepard wrote...

You don't want multiple playthroughs? I've planned out 20+. xD I also keep a lot of saves after getting stuff wrong all the time in videogames over the years. If anyone died in my suicide mission, I have a save right before it starts and right before the final battle.

the first me i did alot of playthroughs in this one it wont be as many even though i do want to do it again to keep everybody alive except jack if she dies oh well  but i will do it one more time dont want to play this one like i did the 1st one

[Kim Shepard]

There's a guide to keep everyone alive in the suicide mission, in case you haven't already seen it. (link) Remember to save right before the mission, and during if possible.

[garrus and ashley fool]

Kim Shepard wrote...

There's a guide to keep everyone alive in the suicide mission, in case you haven't already seen it. (link) Remember to save right before the mission, and during if possible.

yep i have seen it and everybody would have survived in mine during the first playthrough if i have upgraded the ship lol

[Sable Rhapsody]

garrus and ashley fool wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

You don't want multiple playthroughs? I've planned out 20+. xD I also keep a lot of saves after getting stuff wrong all the time in videogames over the years. If anyone died in my suicide mission, I have a save right before it starts and right before the final battle.

the first me i did alot of playthroughs in this one it wont be as many even though i do want to do it again to keep everybody alive except jack if she dies oh well  but i will do it one more time dont want to play this one like i did the 1st one

If it makes you feel better, I've got a playthrough where Thane and Zaeed both die. I like both characters a lot, but Zaeed's DLC and Thane has his Kepral's.  If they're put on a bus or not concluded well in ME3, I'm going to import the ME2 playthrough where they die in the suicide mission and let'm go out in a blaze of glory instead.

I would've done the same with Kasumi, since she's also DLC, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it.  I use Kasumi too much on missions, and I had quite a few left after the suicide mission.  She is win.

Modifié par Sable Rhapsody, 02 février 2011 - 07:43 .

[hanar05]

Requoting

Stabby McGoodstab wrote...

BTW guys, this is what happens when you watch Youtube videos with the "captions" option turned on. It tries to recognise the voices in the video and translate them into words.
But it oftentimes gets it totally wrong XD
Like in the examples above, instead of "My apologies. Drell-", it thought Thane said "my apologies drugs".
Someone didn't type those subtitles, that's just what Youtube thought he was saying! XD
Most talking videos have this feature, you should try it! Press the CC button available on those videos to "transcribe audio", it's hilarious!

Here are some others funny ones that we have found!

Modifié par hanar05, 02 février 2011 - 08:07 .

[Sable Rhapsody]

"I just want to touch with a professional"

*snerk*

Hey Thane, there's a little something we call "Workplace Sensitivity Training." It's on the crew consoles. Use it. Learn it. Love it XD