Egad, I'm sorry for the delay!
*Ehem*
Let's see what we've got this time:
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Garrus LM*
We are searching for Fade, and besides Garrus we've got Thane on the squad, we reach the warehouse and meet up with the Volus*
Her: Wait...what? A volus? Er...dude you are so screwed. Like, you've got nothing on this trio. Pfft...Two Krogans are not going to save you.
Me: Nope. And would you look at that...the krogans were actually smart enough to just leave.
*We listen to this scared Volus confess that he is not Fade, but Harkin is*Her: Wait...Harkin? That chauvinistic lowlife from ME1?
Me: The very one.
Her: If he tries to call Shepard "Princess" one more time, please tell me that Shepard punches him or something. Or better yet, gives him a kick in the nuts.
Me: Oh, you'll see.
Her: Well, we've got two teammates who'll make mincemeat out of Harkin. Try calling Shepard "Princess" when Thane is present.Anyway; Shepard's Crime-fighting trio, assemble! Harkin will be brought to justice! Go, go, go!
Me:...That sounded like a catchphrase from a 90's cartoon....
Her: Meh. Still, they're a diligent crime-fighting team! :3
*We keep going, and we reach the part with the two Ymir-mechs*Her: Two big robots
*? No match for "Shepard's Crime-fighting trio"™! Assemble!
Me: It still sounds like something from a 90's cartoon.
Her: Eh. 90's cartoons are better than most of the "modern" cartoons anyway. Besides, Shepard's Crime-fighting trio always stops the bad guys!
Me: Touché. And she's got a kickass team with her.
Her: Mmm. Yep. And for once, it's got a strong female lead who is not a Barbie doll that loves fashion, pink, and pop music, but rather, she is a protagonist because she is humanity's best operative in intergalactic space, defuses dangerous situations with both diplomacy and force. Plus, she falls for an enigmatic alien assassin, not a black haired Ken who turns his back on her, and then tries to apologize through a letter.
Me: Wait...did you just call Kaidan a
"black haired Ken"?
Her: I think his face does resemble Ken in a sense.
Me: Hm idk...Still, hilarious comparison regardless. Dammit...now I've got this image of a Kaidan Ken floating around in my head....XD
Her: At any rate, I need some tea, and this trio has got their hands full dealing with two big-robots, so I'll make a quick detour to the kitchen.
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*/ Big robot = Ymir mech. She keeps forgetting the names of the enemies, so she substitutes them with her own.
**/ So, I kept fighting the mechs. And during the fight Thane got knocked out (despite my valiant efforts, he did not take cover when the second mech fired it's rocket)
"Meh" I thought, "oh well, I'll go up to the same perch where I tried to bunker down Thane." Then, I used Unity, and seeing as how Shep's Widow was out of ammo I switched to an SMG and....awkward moment ensued. Turns out I'd bunkered down Shepard right in front of Thane, and when I stopped aiming I noticed that her head was on level with....Thane's crotch. XD He moved before mum got back though."
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*We reach Harkin, Garrus kicks Harkin in the nuts*Her: Oh, Garrus did it! Take that you chauvinistic, corrupt, pig!
*Garrus threatens to kill Harkin*Her: Whoa, Whoa, simmer down Garrus!
*Paragon Interrupt*Her: Phew. Harkin may be a slimeball, but downright executing him? Bad Garrus! "I didn't shoot him" Hey, there's the Garrus we love!
*We are going after Sidonis, since we are Paragon, and because mum is concerned about Garrus motivations we spare Sidonis*Her: Woot! Shepard, you really are a true friend; looking out for Garrus since 2183! And since 2185, her squad of 11 people!
Me: Yep, Garrus BFF. A true space bro.
*We return to the Normandy for the Post-LM convo with Garrus. And uhm...Yes, I forgot to change Shepard's outfit. So awkward dress pose imminent*Her: Ehrm...Shepard..her posture...that...that doesn't look uhm...
Me: Oh, crud I forgot....nvm. Yeah that is awkward I know, but it's a result of how the game is programmed more than it's a result of the writers.
Her: Oh good. For a moment there I was afraid we'd have an awkward "triangle moment" like in ME1. Because the way she posed...wow. Er save it for you "drell-charmer"!
*Garrus comments about how "Turians prepare for high-risk missions".*Her: Oh, sparring. Hm...makes sense I guess, keeps their skills sharp too.
Me: Yep.
*The option "We could ease stress together" comes up*Her: Hey, wouldn't that be epic? Garrus and Shepard fighting a friendly sparring match?
Me: So...you're picking that option?
Her: Well, yes! Epic sparring match!
*Garrus says: "I wasn't talking about sparring Commander."*Her: O.o? Wait...
what is he talking about then?

Me: Well, he did mention a
"tie-breaker" didn't he?
Her: But I don't get...Oh my...Oh...uhm...uh-oh....what now?
Me:
"Goodbye?" It is probably for the best in this case.
Her: Yes. Uhm. Sorry Garrus, didn't mean to string you along.

Not to mention Thane...is he going to be angry with Shepard?

Me: No. It was a misunderstanding after all. But no, the game doesn't actually register that as flirting with Garrus.
Her: Oh, good. But...this means...Garrus is a Love Interest like Thane isn't he?
Me: Indeed he is.

Her: Oh, I must admit I
am curious as to how that would play out.
Me: Another PT? I do have savegames from another PT.
Her: Yay!
Me: But I'm not showing them til we clear this PT. Ok?
Her: Works for me!

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In other words, yes, Thane is now officially Esmeralda* Shepard's LI!
*/ I know..."Esmeralda"...we were uninspired when it came to naming her.
Mum actually wanted to name her "Emerald" first. I thought that doesn't work as a proper first name (as an avatar name? Def. Works. As a given first name? Not so much imo) and instead I suggested Esmeralda which means emerald.Hence, Esmeralda Shepard.
Ah there, that's the update for now, since I gotta run (because school yay!. /jk) I'll be back later today with an update on Miranda & Samara's LMs.

@Sable
Hm...You wouldn't happen to have a link for that wiki?
I don't know how much I can do mod-wise personally, but there is no harm in educating one's self regardless of skill. The only thing that can go wrong is making my ME3 PC edition a BFBVS.
Modifié par Emeraldfern, 05 novembre 2012 - 08:07 .