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[giftfish]

If anyone has Dine on their friends list, in a group, or has an ongoing convo with her, can you please let her know the new forum has been down all day?

>.<

[coldwetn0se]

Just copied over all of my PDS Short Shots, from the "Blog" section. I do actually have copies of all of the PDS material, but some of it is scattered between what Dani put together for the Thane Fanbook, and two different computers.

Anyway, thought I would do a little PDS send off, and post a few of my favorites. Sorry for repeats.......

*Perpetually Drunk Shepard get's stuck in the Normandy Elevator*

Kaidan- *yelling through the doors* "Don't worry Commander! We'll get you out!
PDS- "@&#^$ stupid Alliance....broke my damn elevator."
*PDS pulls out a bottle of beer she had buried in her deep pockets of her N7 hoodie.*
PDS- "At least this hoodie is good fur sumthin. Bastart! Not a twist off...***k!
Thane in Hallucination Form- "Siha. You must desist this destructive behavior. It serves no purpose."
*PDS tries to use Thane's head fringe as a bottle opener*
Thane in Hallucination Form- "This is disquieting. That's me, Shepard. Stop that."
PDS- "gimme a kiss....let's do some tongue tastin."
Thane- "That would be.....problematic."
*PDS blows a rasberry in Thane's direction.*
*Suddenly there is a forceful lurch. PDS falls on her arse, and the elevator starts moving again. Kaidan is there when the doors open.*
Kaidan- "Shepard. Are you alright? I was concerned." *tries to take her hand*
PDS- "Listen junior, stop trying to manhandle me. You just want me to fall into bed with you, and act like nuffing's wrong." *bastart*
Kaidan- "That's not true, Shepard. I care about you."
PDS- "Bahh....meh."
*PDS pushes past Kaidan just as Vega approaches*
Vega- "Even drunk and a mess, you would still tap dat', wouldn't you Hermano."
Kaidan-*shrug* " Damn straight. I'd do it sideways." *smirk*
Thane in Hallucination Form- *cracking knuckles* "Your body is dust."

We return now to "Chicken's and Cricket's", on the Mess Effect Woman's Channel.....


*Back in Kasumi's bar after a hard day of, "Scan this, ooohh watch out for scary reapers, press A for that, say things ya didn't wanna say....bleh", Perpetually Drunk Shepard stares at the bar where six previously (partially) full bottles of wine are lined up. She sticks her now purple tongue out at Garrus who just walks in accompanied by Tali.*

Garrus - "I see you are doing a bit of housekeeping for Kasumi....So thoughtful, Shepard. "
Tali - "Be nice. The Commander has had a hard day....I'm sure she has.....ummm."
PDS- " That's right, Colonel Sanders, I'm savin' da galaxaky....din cha know?"
*PDS starts 'tonguing' thin air over the stool next to her.*
Garrus- "That's..........disturbing."
Thane in Hallucination Form - "Siha, I would like nothing better than to spend the evening with you making out....I appear to be turned on by that...mmm....."noise" you make. But, perhaps we should desist till your squadmates are gone."
*PDS sticks her tongue out at the stool next to her, and stick two fingers in the air....repeatedly.*
PDS - "So Jimminy, does Tali like yar big "guns"? Do you have more than one.....gun?? Damn! Who's gotta copy of Fornax layin' around??"
*PDS starts groping at Garrus'.....hrmm...."Ken" crotch .*
Garrus - "***k, Shep! Stop it! Tali doesn't want to know about the.....gun(s)."
*Tali looks back and forth between PDS and Garrus, tapping her talon on her facemask thoughtfully.*
Tali - "Yes.......I really do!"
*Tali joins PDS in the groping while Garrus dances around like his hard armor is on fire.*
Thane in Hallucination Form - "Go for the clasp under the left thigh, Siha. That'll solve this mystery once and for all."

*Perpetually Drunk Shepard is lying in her aquarium....(yeah, yeah.....Jack was right; blowin' a big hole through the damn thing rendered it useless to hold any form of liquid.....blah, belch, wuteva...) She's licking at the little metal ball of the space hamsters water bottle (now filled with Gin).*

PDS - "Why did they haf to give you dammabble Keprals! Wasn't your past pathetic enuff as it was? Maybe they should have thrown in a few boils on your pretty green face___"
Thane in Hallucination Form - "Siha, my people have been suffering Kepral's for a long time. I was not special in any way from them. Nor did my past make me immune."
PDS - "__or maybe your house burnned down too....could've made your kid blind....hell AND deaf___"
Thane in Hallucination Form - "I do not believe they intended for me to be quite so....anguished."
PDS - "_____you could have defaulted on your mortgage, had a clerical error from the tax collectors and now you owe a bazillion credits_____"
Thane in Hallucination Form - "This is sounding slightly over the top, Siha. Perhaps we should just make out for a bit."
PDS - "_____cold sores on your lips, gout, genetial warts__"
Thane in Hallucination Form - "This is disturbing."
*Thane notices that Perpetually Drunk Shepard is typing something on a datapad while having this conversation.*
Thane in Hallucination Form - "Siha, what are you typing?.....Are you "tweeting"??......Siha, please.......Shepard.....ULEE! Stop giving them ideas!!"
PDS - "....wanna lick my ball?"

Okay, okay.....I'll stop. After this last one. HA! (it seems relevant to the MOD that is being completed. )

Dialogue #18

*Perpetually Drunk Shepard sits cross-legged in the middle of the War Room, making rude gestures to the War Assets, sucking on a straw sticking out of a glass shaped like a cowboy boot.*

Primark - "This is beyond rediculous! I demand to know what the Hell is going on with the so called 'saviour' of this galaxy!"
EDI - "I am afraid my answers, Primark, would be insufficient. Perhaps one of the other squadmates can clarify."
*At that moment Garrus, Vega, and Miranda walk in. Garrus stops short causing Vega to stumble into his back, and Miranda to follow suit into Vega.*
Garrus - "Holy Hellcats! What the devil is stuck on her head?"
*PDS looks suspiciously at them. There is a flashlight duct taped to her forehead, two globs of spam shaped into two malformed cones atop her skull (how the hell are they staying put there!?!?!), and she is covered in green paint (and that stupid green dyed dress again).*
PDS - "Looky....Hewey, Dewey and Pooey!" *starts wagging both her middle fingers at them.*
Vega - "Ehhh Lola.......what's in that drink, mama?"
PDS- "Since nobody cares anymore, and we're all gonna go down in flames.....stupid ankle biter bastart showed me in a dream.........I'm now a livin' memmmorial for our fallen comradeez!"
*PDS picks up her cowboy boot, raises it in the air.*
PDS - "Sally, gods rest your merry gentlemen. Helluva good guy...bit nerdy, but shhhhhh.....I won't hold it against him."
PDS - "TinMan, I woulda sprayed ya with Rust-o-leum every week....jus cuz I luv ya!" (sniff)
PDS - "Thane, my bootiful green lizard, my love......my everything......my ridges......oh my........mmmmmmmmm."
Miranda - "ACK! What the Hell is she doing. Stop that!"
Thane in Hallucination Form - "Siha, this is even troubling me......mildly. And the canned meat on your head is starting to turn."

*At that moment, Jack comes striding in with purpose. Pulls out what looks like an Epi-pen, and stabs it into Perpetually Drunk Shepards neck. (damn spam still doesn't budge...wut the...)*

Jack - "War Assets, OUT! You three stay where you are.....this ***t is gettin' fixed!"
*The War Assets march out of the War Room. Jack begins pacing.*
Garrus - "Uhhh...Jack? What did you give her....she was already well sauced."
Jack - "Shuddup. I'm thinking........."
*Miranda starts poking at the globs of meat, and thumbing her nail at the edge of the tape.*
Miranda - "Maybe we should take this 'stuff' off her.......it's starting to smell." *wrinkling her nose.*
Jack - "Ok....this is how it's going down, morons! It's obvious that Shep needs things to change. She ain't gonna dry out until she gets a chance to save what she cares about."
Vega - "Well what the Hell does she want to change, and how are WE goin' to fix this?!?"
Jack - "Well genius, she obviously wants Mordin, Legion and Thane back.....especially Thane."

*Thane in Hallucination Form tries to bear hug Jack. (God I love the freaky lil' alt girl!)*

Jack - "EDI, get Tali's chickin' arse up here, and Dr. 'C' while your at it!"
Garrus - "And just HOW do we bring these fallen commrades back to life?"
Jack - "First, Tali is gonna use that freakish tinkering ability of hers to rebuild Legion. We'll get it/him to connect up to the remaining Geth, so he/it can reestablish his initial conciousness."
Vega - "That ***t even gonna work?"
Jack - "This is SCI-***King-FI, baby! Why not?!?!"
*Miranda is rubbing her temples, mumbling to herself*
Garrus - "Okay, that takes care of Legion, but what about Mordin. Is there even any part of him left?"
Jack - "Well__"
Miranda - "I GOT IT! I stole a bunch of technology and schematics from the Illusive Man, before I quit Cerberus.....that included a device called a 'Time Portal Jump'.
Jack - "Damn woman! I didn't think ya had it in you. So how's this thing work."
Miranda - "We just need to find the parameters that would have kept Mordin alive to begin with, then 'Jump' to each event and alter them."
Vega - "What about the turtle......Droll."
Garrus - "Dell."
Jack - "Drell, ya dumb mothatruckers! Christ!"

*Jack begins pacing once again, using PDS's backside as a step.*

Jack - "That's the one I'm really stuck on. Where do we find a Drell....where was the last place Shep saw this Thane guy."
Garrus - "I believe she saw him on the Citadel....but.....she also said she never wanted to see that place again....'crucibible be damned', I believe were her exact words."
Jack - "Look, you Egyptian plague, I'll get the Doc to keep her out....you just get us back to the Citadel, and take this with you."
*Jack hands Garrus a picture of Thane she had taken from PDS, after giving her a tattoo. And, the Fornax centerfold of a nekkid Drell.*
Garrus - "Dammit, Jack!! Why do I need this? (waves the centerfold in front of her face)"
*Jack grabs one of Garrus' mandibles, and yanks his face down to her eye level.*
Jack - "Use it as reference, and quit your ****in'! I want this ***t done. Our over-brined leader needs this, and dammit, we're doin' for her!!!"
Thane in Hallucination Form, Mordin in Hallucination Form, and Legion - "YES!!" (all three fist pump the air.)

..........to be continued.

 

[giftfish]

BTW, Forum is back up.

[Renmiri1]

giftfish wrote...

BTW, Forum is back up.

Still down for me

[coldwetn0se]

Just an FYI, the site is back up....and so far everyone is getting back in now. Cached pages may have been the culprit for some.

Another FYI, that was brought to our attention, on the other site.....the latest foundation comic has been announced on the ME Wiki. It is Thane's, but it looks like it will be mostly about Rasa/Maya Brooks/Hope Lilium. And it looks like they want to take it in a direction that makes little to no sense....and possibly add a romantic element between Thane and Rasa. *puke!*

Now I haven't read it, or looked at any of the art work (though giftfish unfortunately did, and "highly" suggested I don't). But honestly, why would Thane not have told Siha or a loyal FriendShep, about more dealings with Cerberus. I suspect Mac is using the fact, that in their story version, Thane is dead no matter what, once Maya Brooks comes into the Citadel DLC. This makes it so there never needed to be an explanation to a romanced Thane...again, this is my suspicion. But it still begs the question, why wouldn't Shep have heard more from Thane regarding Cerberus.

I haven't bought any of the books, comics, films, etcetera, and this definitely will guarantee that I will continue not doing so. As for the "possible" storyline itself, this is what I wrote on the other site about it (minus the colorful adjectives...lol!):

I see this as Mac Walter's FanFiction....and I shall be ignoring it. As I said to giftfish....if this series of comics is going to focus THAT much on Cerberus, then this is my take: This is from Cerberus' perspective, Cerberus lies more often than not, hence these are all lies. There.....done....fin-ito! This story holds no weight to my ME experience.

*quote was edited for context and language*

[mnomaha]

I um, got, the books...off the internet. After about a handful of pages on the first book, I returned it to whence it came...meaning I deleted the hell out of their boring as$es. Never read any of the comics cuz they also looked like something the cat would never touch. I did watch the Vega thing...couldn't stand the anime(ish) look to things.

Just my opinion of course, spread it around, IDGAF. <3<3

[coldwetn0se]

LOL.....I think I grasp Shell's position now, on the extra ME material. Confused, no longer.


XD

Love ya, toots.

[mnomaha]

*MWAH*

Love ya babe babe!

[coldwetn0se]

@Lagoona - You are not wrong in regards to him saying that he had never been involved with another species. But this is one (among, what I suspect, to be more) reason I call this no different from fanfiction.

You are also right, in not jumping to conclusions. Though I admit, I pretty much already have. lol!

Still, onward and upward. The ThaneMOD will be out relatively soon (which will allow myself and others to finish out the rest of our play throughs in the ME trilogy), and life obligations can keep people plenty preoccupied.

On a side note, for anyone in the Quest for the Cure group, there are new pictures up of plushie Thane!

[JECW]

Actually Thane said he had never felt affection for another species. He never said he hadn't been involved with one.

I don't know about that comic. It sounds like fanfic, and I hope it isn't true. I guess we will see.
I'm just looking forward to the ThaneMOD.

[coldwetn0se]

JECW wrote...

Actually Thane said he had never felt affection for another species. He never said he hadn't been involved with one.

I don't know about that comic. It sounds like fanfic, and I hope it isn't true. I guess we will see.
I'm just looking forward to the ThaneMOD.

You are right. I looked up the dialogue, after I had posted (dialogue link), and saw that very same thing. Meant to amend my post, but just didn't get back to it. Lazy. XP

Still hold to my same opinion though regarding it, which is pretty much on par with both you and Shell.

[giftfish]

Hey folks--

ThaneMOD website is now live and accessible, as is the new forum. BSN Thread and Project page up, as well.

PLEASE do not engage the trolls in the forum thread. They will come and that's fine. Ignore them. Do not get the thread locked by getting into a pi**ing contest. This thread is necessary to bring people to the project page, but most discussion will take place on the new ThaneMOD forum

ThaneMOD
BSN Project Page
BSN Thread
Website
Forum

To be clear, we are still on the old forum, and will be for a while
yet. At least until we're done with the edits to the Huerta Dialogue. We
likely won't be fully transtitioned until v1.0, so you can still find us there. Just don't link it, please.

Feel free to link all the above sites on your tumblr, fan fic sites, twitter, Keythe's FB, etc. We aren't ready to release yet (but we're getting close), and we officially want people to know about the mod.

Thanks

[giftfish]

JECW wrote...

Actually Thane said he had never felt affection for another species. He never said he hadn't been involved with one. 

True. Though, I do suspect that Chris' choice for words in
that scene were an indicator of Thane's lack of physical affection with another species. He was just showing Thane's...politesse.

Thane's characterization in ME2 is such that he was in his battlesleep from Irikah's death until after meeting Shepard. During that time while I think it's potentially feasible that he would use a certain level of physicality with another to ensure successful completion of a contract, this physicality would have been devoid of any emotion.

If the comic states anything otherwise, it's just complete lore-breaking, BS. It would be an insult to the character, Chris L'Etoile, and really, to what BW themselves established in ME2. Nothing but Walters' own fan-fiction, and a predicator of what he would have done, had Drew not been around.

That's about all I'm going to say/read, to prevent myself from getting too irritated about it. Back to the mod...

[mythlover20]

Hey lagoona. We've all seen it, either here, on fb, or tumblr. There was actually a virtual pillow-fort created for us on tumblr.

Finally found the new forums, everyone. I hope I actually get to talk to some of you soon. I miss you guys, and no one ever talks to me on facebook anymore (except for Shell and Kevin and Moira).

[Renmiri1]

Don't think I have you on my FB friends list myth. My bad, I'll send you a req

[Askeebe]

Don't know if anyone still reads here, but I'll toot my own horn. Finally got up the gumption to post my fanfic of Thane and Shepard. Starting off easy with a collection of shorts, but working on a longer story.
https://www.fanficti...Never-Let-Me-Go

[coldwetn0se]

Askeebe wrote...

Don't know if anyone still reads here, but I'll toot my own horn. Finally got up the gumption to post my fanfic of Thane and Shepard. Starting off easy with a collection of shorts, but working on a longer story.
https://www.fanficti...Never-Let-Me-Go

@Askeebe ! Where have you been?!?!?!  I will be more than happy to read your lovely fanfic, but first, go to the following website, and sign up!!

http://thanemod.proboards.com/

As soon as I see you signed up, I will set you into the regular group member.

We have an off-topic section that is in desperate need of links to FanFiction.

Glad to see you about.....now go sign up!

[Askeebe]

Saw the Thanemod site, and poked around, but it was a lot of stuff and I was short on time. THanks for the link. Okay, signed up. Off to poke around some more.

[Elana.S]

 Hey look, Keythe Farley is listed as a participating talent in the Mass Effect Cast Cosplay at PAX East 2014! They already have a mask in progress for him! We're going to see him dressed up as Thane! <3

It's being run on donations so we can all chip in and support if we like. :happy:

[NekkidNones]

Question:
If Thane were kept alive in ME3, would that mean there would be no "Perpetually Drunk Shepard" short stories?

If so...I vote to unplug him.
Alcoholic PTSD/PMS'ing Shep > moral escapist/assassin/bible thumping absentee father

Modifié par MoonSpot, 15 janvier 2014 - 02:23 .

[coldwetn0se]

MoonSpot wrote...

Question:
If Thane were kept alive in ME3, would that mean there would be no "Perpetually Drunk Shepard" short stories?

If so...I vote to unplug him.
Alcoholic PTSD/PMS'ing Shep > moral escapist/assassin/bible thumping absentee father

lol! Compliment taken to heart, but still like the green-thing.

As for PDS existing even without the angst of her drell dreamboat dying......I suspect yes.  She is based on my Ulee Shepard who was goofy, and drank a bit more than one probably should. She was also a bad drunk. Not mean, mind you, but snarky, silly, and slightly surly. There are many things said in the PDS series, that she could have easily said in ME2, or in ME3 with an alive Thane.



Happy gaming!

[coldwetn0se]

Just a quick note for those that still poke their head into this thread. The ThaneMOD is releasing at the end of this week!!! Check out the Fan Creation thread for further details:
http://social.biowar.../index/17599606

Don't hesitate to signup over at the ThaneMOD forum as well. Good place to go to get info, help on the mod and to just get weird. Okay, maybe that's just me. Nahhh! You people are ALL kinds of crazy....I like! XD

[Tinve]

coldwetn0se wrote...

Just a quick note for those that still poke their head into this thread. The ThaneMOD is releasing at the end of this week!!! Check out the Fan Creation thread for further details:
http://social.biowar.../index/17599606

Oh ... I have no words ... I was waiting for this ... This is a great day! Thanks to everyone who worked on this.