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[Medet]

Mister Mage wrote...

Romances we are still waiting for:

...
-Reaper

Am I missing anything?

Victory through LOVE AND PEACE. ME Dating Sim is a go.

[ventrue3000]

About that dating-simulator... does anybody remember the game "Singles"? That actually kind of was one. Bioware should buy the rights to use that and put it onto Shepard's personal console as.. erm.. kind of a not-so-mini game.

Wouldn't that make everybody happy?

[Aranwen1]

>.> i would be happy if people stayed on topic and made jokes instead of bringing in their romance ideas or hate

[Kusy]

Medet wrote...

Mister Mage wrote...

Romances we are still waiting for:

...
-Reaper

Am I missing anything?

Victory through LOVE AND PEACE. ME Dating Sim is a go.

Find a good artist, find a decent ActionScript guy, find a halfdecent writer, and few chicks to do the "moaning"... and we are set for production.

[brain_damage]

To summarize: people here want a romance with:

-Geth
-Hanar
-Batarian
-Rachni
-Thorian
-Collector
-Reaper
-EDI
-Vorcha
-Elevators
-Volus
-Joker's chair
-Krogan
-Salarians
-Shifty looking cows

You guys are so full of WIN.

Modifié par brain_damage, 03 février 2010 - 11:42 .

[sliverofamoon]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

sliverofamoon wrote...

That's it....
That's IT!
I got it!
I'm gonna start calling my vibrator Legion, record the lines it has, and play them when I'm..........
Yes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Am I only one finding this just... slightly disturbing?
(ps. Paint a N7 symbol on it - PICKS OR GTFO)

Paint? There? ew.....
Just............. ew..................
mmmmmmmmmmm Chrome machine! YES! That'd do it!

ROFL It was meant to be slightly disturbing, in a joking manner. Sense of humor, people... sense of humor.

[Kusy]

I'm suprised nobody mentioned Thorian Creapers and Husks...



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

[Kusy]

sliverofamoon wrote...

Paint? There? ew.....
Just............. ew..................

Paint dry up. And you can allways check the packaging for alergens and possibly toxic ingridients.

[Mister Mage]

Reapers? More like Rapers.

[Kusy]

Mister Mage wrote...

Reapers? More like Rapers.

Good one sir.

[Skilled Seeker]

Some people want to romance anything that moves o_o

[deusofnull]

Aranwen1 wrote...

Chris Priestly said i needed to post this topic in the story and gameplay forum. so here it is.

things to know about this topic:
Romancing legion is currently not possible
this topic was started as a joke that played off the quarian-human relation lore from ME1
This topic was not intended to suggest making legion a romance option when first starting, then we really considered it just because it would be funny.
END.

because we all know he wanted you, just look at his shoulder

and
just remember, several players said quarians couldnt get with humans
and look what bioware did... they laughed at them all and made it
possible XD

http://social.biowar...913491/1#913491

that is the oririnal topic if anyone would like to see what was already discussed, i recommend it.

lolwut?
I dont think geth have extra species romances.  Perhaps they would have feelings of fondness and admiration but probably not romance.  Synths dont need a partner for reproduction, so why would they have these feelings unless programed to by themselves or others?  Now, if that happened, sure, why not.  They could get robo sex organs and be just like organics.

[chelseaisthepan]

what else do you think that hole in his chest is for?

[Aranwen1]

deusofnull: legion is more evolved then others, as such he could have emotions but it would be the same as when a child falls in love for the first time and doesn't know what the feeling is. XD



and this topic was mostly a joke which has been littered with other romance ideas ( funny ones and serious ones ) and a few people which decided to just hate on the idea and clearly didnt take the time to read anything I (the person who made the topic) posted

[sunovafm]

yes it was alot more fun in the other forum :\\ why did it get a lock there any way i did not see a spoiler

[ReubenLiew]

As I said before in another thread.

Nothing says love than a synthethic, talking ******.

[Gisbit92]

well, i want Jessie romance, *sigh* i fear Zaeed would never accept us tho......



on-topic tho, Shepard got alot more horny after ME1, you never know what'll be romanceable in ME3, maybe Keeper romance?

[Lord Atlia]

What is very funny about this thread is that it is suppose to be trollish yet high science fiction books like "Do Androids dream of Electric Sheep" discuss things like emotion in machines that are just as complex as organic beings. So one could actually have a philosophical debate on the nature of love and souls.

[Vaenier]

brain_damage wrote...

To summarize: people here want a romance with:

-Geth
-Hanar
-Batarian
-Rachni
-Thorian
-Collector
-Reaper
-EDI
-Vorcha
-Elevators
-Volus
-Joker's chair
-Krogan
-Salarians
-Shifty looking cows

You guys are so full of WIN.

You forgot Varren sex! ^.=.^

[Vanguard Alpha]

Theres a hamster in my quaters that keeps giving me the eye and damm, my console feels so smooth, yeah, WTF where is my Normandy romance option? 

[sunovafm]

Lord Atlia wrote...

What is very funny about this thread is that it is suppose to be trollish yet high science fiction books like "Do Androids dream of Electric Sheep" discuss things like emotion in machines that are just as complex as organic beings. So one could actually have a philosophical debate on the nature of love and souls.

please dont get me started on that one machines could become alive humans are not special and a computer works in much the same way as our brain and were programed to do things as well so saying they cant be alive is saying we cant be alive HUMANS ARE NOT SPECIAL we just want to belive we are and that fact dose not bother me one bit unlike alot of short minded fools

[ERJAK2]

Mister Mage wrote...

Romances we are still waiting for:

-Hanar
-Elcor
-Batarian
-Rachni
-Thorian
-Collector
-Reaper

Am I missing anything?

Yeah, female for femshep.

[Pannamaslo]

I would also consider fish from your fishtank, kiosks and of course Blasto. Oh! And council.

[VehementAbyss]

Legion is Saren so I don't see why not.

[SuSuSudio]

Vanguard Alpha wrote...

Theres a hamster in my quaters that keeps giving me the eye and damm, my console feels so smooth, yeah, WTF where is my Normandy romance option? 

From some of the later dialogue between EDI and Joker, I kind of worried I'd walk in on Joker banging an induction tube somewhere in the ship.

Joker:  "Oh, Sir, umm, this isn't what it looks like. EDI and I were just, I mean, I was just, umm, checking the tolerances on this, umm, piping, and... all my fingers were broken so I had to use this!  And I thought this seal needed caulking?"
EDI:  "That was a joke. All of my tolerances are well within specs, Shephard."