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[LightweightJustice]

YEs,yes legion put that syntetic...thing deeper!!!

Fuuuuuuuuu*****.....that's hillarious!!!

[LightweightJustice]

I think there will be some ME porn game soon, no less)))

[hawat333]

Legion Romance approved.

At least it has a big hole in it's chest. Sooo cuuuute hole. Along with the cuuutiee headlights.

Erm...

[SuSuSudio]

Direwolf0294 wrote...

I want to romance an elevator

Workin' like a dog for the boss man
Workin' for the company

I'm bettin' on the dice I'm tossin'

I'm gonna have a fantasy



But where am I gonna look?

They tell me that love is blind

I really need a box like an open book

To read between the lines



(Chorus)

Loving An Elevator

Livin' it up when it's goin' down

Loving An Elevator

Lovin' it up till I hit the ground

[Gisbit92]

Vaenier wrote...

brain_damage wrote...

To summarize: people here want a romance with:

-Geth
-Hanar
-Batarian
-Rachni
-Thorian
-Collector
-Reaper
-EDI
-Vorcha
-Elevators
-Volus
-Joker's chair
-Krogan
-Salarians
-Shifty looking cows

You guys are so full of WIN.

You forgot Varren sex! ^.=.^

some on has had sweet Varren intercourse in ME2, Mordin said there was an outbreak of scale-itch.

[LightweightJustice]

Hey...have any one noticed a big hole in citadel station?)

I bet some Reaper would like to do come lo-o-o-ove with it, or maybe normandy))))

[Ronin Zakath]

Having sex with one geth is like having sex with all geth



Many eyes looking at the same thing? I can't take that pressure. Performance anxiety.

[Nissun]

Meh, from all the crazy suggestions that are made as jokes in these topics, Legion isn't such a crazy idea.

Pro: He's kinda cute, as a robot can be. Clearly admires Shepard. And besides the head, he doesn't look very different from a Quarian.
Con: He's 1183 individuals in one, and I'm still trying to comprehend that. It's kinda creepy.

Well, whatever, I won't waste my time trying to discuss this matter seriously. 

Modifié par Nissun, 05 février 2010 - 08:28 .

[medlish]

Varren please.

[Elessie]

medlish wrote...

Varren please.

Well according to Mordin someone on the ship already did...

[sunovafm]

sentient before animal

[flatlander five]

I'm hoping in ME3 you can purchase those stimulator upgrades the Quarian girl was talking about in the bar... You could be your own LI.



Soaring off to the final battle, that Divinyls song comes on, shep lights some candles, and gets the lotions ready, dims the lights, cuts between different crew members hearing screams through the bulkheads. Then Shepard can't make eye-contact with anyone on the last mission.



Think about it Bioware.

[ieraceu]

Schurge wrote...

Considering Legion has what, 1000 programs in his brain? I am sure he can develop the technology to become more of a cyborg... but I seriously doubt he'd be interested... and when you have sex with Legion you are literally having sex with thousands of other beings as well.

So would that make Shepard the biggest wh*** in the galaxy? I mean who else can say they've screwed 1000+ beings in one go?

Modifié par ieraceu, 05 février 2010 - 09:09 .

[sunovafm]

yes i ponted that out as a con in the other thread

[Aranwen1]

think of it as species relations building

[Vaenier]

Elessie wrote...

medlish wrote...

Varren please.

Well according to Mordin someone on the ship already did...

I am jealous >..<

[sunovafm]

Aranwen1 wrote...

think of it as species relations building

still wouldnt that make shep an insta-h*re

Modifié par sunovafm, 06 février 2010 - 02:43 .

[sunovafm]

double post

Modifié par sunovafm, 06 février 2010 - 02:43 .

[Aranwen1]

nope, since it was just with one XD

[sunovafm]

oh since its 1,183 geth but one body we go with that

[Aranwen1]

yes >=3

[Ismevi]

This is the best thread on the internet.

[Aranwen1]

have you seen the original yet?

[sunovafm]

its so much beter especialy this quote







Shepard: "Do you like it when i touch you there, Legion"



Legion: "It's irrelevant."



Shepard: "Oh. playing hard to get i see."

[Aranwen1]

lol, that was great XD



if you guys want to find the original topic look in my profile