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[LOST GAM3R]

I stated a thread about favourite ME1 quotes last month in the ME1 forums, and since pretty much everyone here has beaten the game, I wanna know: What are your favourite Mass Effect 2 quotes?
Some of my favourite:
"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. That was a joke."
"That can't be sanitary." "doesn't have to, man."
"They started this war, but we're not here to finish it. We're here to make them regret."
"Watch who you're recruiting, commander, we can only handle so much crazy." (or something along those lines)

[masterp1975]

EDI - "Probing Uranus."

[ZennExile]

Joker: EDI and I are just enjoying the calm before the ****storm, Commander.

[Prolefeed]

Joker: "Hey Commander, Garrus is back! That's awesome, cause he was totally my favorite! Huge pole up his ass . . . "

[bensmith91]

I liked the renegade speech to break up Tali and Legion's fight. Imho, it was one of the most badass renegade moments in the game.

[LOST GAM3R]

I forgot one!

"You're workin' too hard" (while that guy was being electrocuted, I seriously though of the "EXECUTION" and "FINISH HIM" from Mortal Combat, lol.)

[K2daE]

elcor hamlet, amazing!

[Emperor Muad-Dib]

Enkindle this

[LOST GAM3R]

bensmith91 wrote...

I liked the renegade speech to break up Tali and Legion's fight. Imho, it was one of the most badass renegade moments in the game.

What did Shepard say? I didn't go renegade on that.

[Plomino]

Tali: I have a shotgun... responding to Garrus taunting her about ME1 Elevator discussions

[MerchantGOL]

SIR ISSAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SUNAVA **** IN SPACE

[Sturm Jaeger]

"It's a big stupid jelly-" Oh wait, wrong game.

[Sabre120]

"Well seems Garrus has finally worked that pole out of his ass, but now he's swinging around and beating people to death with it"

[Hatem]

A couple of Mordin quotes that I found funny.

During his quest in Tuchanka. Questioning him about his work on genophage:

"Had to keep krogan population stable. One in one thousand. Perfect target, optimal growth. Like gardening."

When telling him that what he did was basically murder:

"Have killed many, Shepard. Many methods. Gunfire, knvies, drugs, tech attacks, once had to use farming equipment. But not with medicine."

[SlipperehPuppeh]

Some particular favourites, though there're more, these just stick out:

"Hey commander, Garrus is back! 'Cause he was totally my favourite... You know... With that huge pole up his ass."

And basically anything from Joker.



I also particularly liked the renegade line when you're going through the Omega-4 Relay: "The Collector's are about to find out what happens when you ****** me off."

[SlipperehPuppeh]

Some particular favourites, though there're more, these just stick out:

"Hey commander, Garrus is back! 'Cause he was totally my favourite... You know... With that huge pole up his ass."

And basically anything from Joker.



I also particularly liked the renegade line when you're going through the Omega-4 Relay: "The Collector's are about to find out what happens when you ****** me off."

[mentosman8]

I forget the exact words, but when recruiting Mordin when he talks about placing the cure, the renegade option says something like "Just once it would be nice to ask someone for their help and hear 'sure, let's go, no strings attached"



Also after the game Garrus comment, "First Saren, now the Collectors... Remind me never to get on your bad side. I almost feel sorry for the Reapers"

[bensmith91]

LOST GAM3R wrote...

bensmith91 wrote...

I liked the renegade speech to break up Tali and Legion's fight. Imho, it was one of the most badass renegade moments in the game.

What did Shepard say? I didn't go renegade on that.

The way he says  it makes it better so here is the video: 

But here is the text anyway:

Shepard: Look at you! Both of you! This is exactly what the Reapers want! Tali, of course the geth are worried about your people! You wanted to destroy them!

Tali:  It's not that simple!

Shepard: And Legion, what the hell were you thinking? Are you trying to undermine this whole operation?

Legion: We did not intend to decrease operational efficiency.

Shepard: We are on a mission. You can either fight at my side or get crushed under my heel. But you will not stand in my way.

[petipas1414]

"implications... unpleasant..."

[Nightvision91]

"Jack is small."

[Cypher0020]

Poor Joker when the Collectors attack "oh ****.... ****! ****!"



That summed it up nicely.

[Lothial]

"Great this is how it start's. We're just all organic batteries. Guess who they'll blame. 'This is all Joker's fault what a tool he was I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord."

[Atti Ito]

"Not like Quarians, or Turians. Though with Turians you gotta work the blade...although I don't see much point.....heh....'much point'"

[Damoadrthade]

Normandy engineer about joining the mission, probably not exact here but somthing like this..

We're going to kick those collectors right in the daddy bags!