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[manonyuf]

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[CherryColaLola]

Space Hamster - "Squeak!"

[EricHVela]

When I take Tali aboard Council stations, the customs guys sometimes call her [air quotes] "that thing".

[JRCHOharry]

CherryColaLola wrote...

Space Hamster - "Squeak!"

Wouldn't you say it was more of a "Meep!" ?

[Cerrydd]

Mukora wrote...

tyrantofgod wrote...

renegade to scout on tuchanka w/ tali in party goes something like
shepard- " now quit whining like a quarian with a tummy ache."
Tali- "im standing right here"

Paragon, actually.

I thought that was renegade and that the paragon said something about a vorcha with a tummy ache.

[Cyberfrog81]

No, "quarian with a tummy-ache" is definitely paragon.

[Cerrydd]

I was confused. But you're right, I looked it up on Youtube. Strange, I really thought making fun of quarians was a renegade thing to do... lol

[Jack Package]

Cerrydd wrote...

I was confused. But you're right, I looked it up on Youtube. Strange, I really thought making fun of quarians was a renegade thing to do... lol

Noo, making fun of quarians is actually a widely accepted and fun thing to do!

[FourSixEight]

vvDRUCILLAvv wrote...

FourSixEight wrote...

numotsbane wrote...

And Uvenk! I wanted to disembowel him...

FemShep: Grunt, we talked about this, you can't just Concussion Shot everyone that bothers you.

Grunt: But, Tank Mother! Uvenk insulted you and insulted Jack....and insulted my battleMAAASTER--!

FemShep: Sorry, dearest...

Grunt: Graagh...eat Concussion Shot!

FemShep: No, Grunt!

Grunt: Just one Concussion Shot, it'll barely hurt him.

FemShep: Bad Grunt! No Concussion Shot!

Grunt: ....yes, Tank Mother. But he'll-


(Tali takes him out with a single shotgun blast; FemShep stares at her)


Tali: Problem, Officer?

Tali taking Grunt out? I think not! That Quarian wouldn't be able to get a shot off before Grunt pummeled her flat.

Not if she's carrying her trusty Five-Second gun I gave her in the first game! It's a regular Master Spectre shotgun with High Explosive Rounds X. You can only fire once every, like, four, five seconds, but it kills ANYTHING in one hit, even krogans!



OT:


Legion: How could we have become so different? Why can we no longer understand each other? What did we do wrong?


And all of this is said in this quiet, almost despairing voice. He sounded so sad, even for a machine.

Modifié par FourSixEight, 24 mai 2010 - 09:50 .

[Sailears]

Icinix wrote...



This quote is up there with the best.

+1 Cracks me up every time.

[EricHVela]

EDI: He is right to be concerned, Jeff. You may have suffered a number of stress fractures.
Joker: That's what pills are for, EDI. (She's so my mom.)

[Spartas Husky]

Jack Package wrote...

Cerrydd wrote...

I was confused. But you're right, I looked it up on Youtube. Strange, I really thought making fun of quarians was a renegade thing to do... lol

Noo, making fun of quarians is actually a widely accepted and fun thing to do!

I love taking tali just for that. The way she says it...

".....I'm standing right here" is priceless.

Much better than miranda's "I'll make sure to mention that int he report" statement in Tuchanka as wlel.

[EricHVela]

Shepard: I noticed that you're calling EDI 'her' and 'she' now.
Joker: Huh. No. I hadn't really noticed that. EDI, should I've noticed that?
EDI: No, Jeff. It is not worth noting.
Joker: Well, there you go, Shepard. Looks like we haven't noticed anything.
Shepard: (You're flirting with the ship.) I think you're taking the Human-Machine interface a little far.
Joker: I'm just having a little fun with you, Commander. No need to get all 'Unnatural!' on me.
EDI: What Jeff and I are exhibiting is more a platonic symbiosis than hormonaly-induced courtship behavior.
Joker: Okay. Yeah. That was a little creepy.

[EricHVela]

Joker: "License to screw up, Commander. You heard it straight from the ship."

[CherryColaLola]

JRCHOharry wrote...

CherryColaLola wrote...

Space Hamster - "Squeak!"

Wouldn't you say it was more of a "Meep!" ?

 As I listen to it again I fear you are correct. Space Hamster totally says "Meep!"  

Modifié par CherryColaLola, 24 mai 2010 - 10:28 .

[Homebound]

Thane: "Petty and unprofessional. If you must kill, kill cleanly."

[CherryColaLola]

Warlord Okeer - "But before Saren can deliver his endless troops, in rides Shepard, delivering victory through nuclear fire. I like that part, it has weight."

[Ashira Shepard]

"Now, drink it, or I'll blind you one eye at a time..."
- Shepard

"You talk too much."
- Shepard

"Everytime Shepard sets us up against impossible odds, I have to remind myself; that I volunteered..."
- Thane on disobeying suicidal orders

"You can do whatever you want with your toy ships; but leave my crew out of your political bullsh*t!"
- Shepard shouting at the Admirals. (renegade)

"Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say 'sure, lets go, right now - no strings attached!'"
- Shepard

[Kikaimegami]

Jack Package wrote...

Cerrydd wrote...

I was confused. But you're right, I looked it up on Youtube. Strange, I really thought making fun of quarians was a renegade thing to do... lol

Noo, making fun of quarians is actually a widely accepted and fun thing to do!

Doubles as one of my favourite quotes, too!

[Kikaimegami]

FourSixEight wrote...

Legion: How could we have become so different? Why can we no longer understand each other? What did we do wrong?


And all of this is said in this quiet, almost despairing voice. He sounded so sad, even for a machine.

That was goddamned heartbreaking.

[Andaius20]

Tali's combat dialog has some good ones.

Enemy drone -> Thats not Chikkita!
While shotting at enemies:
"want some more?"

"Eat this"

Modifié par Andaius20, 25 mai 2010 - 01:03 .

[Christmas Ape]

CherryColaLola wrote...
"That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" "

I've almost gone out to get a PC version to take a good Klendagon screen shot and use it for a motivational with exactly that text...it might be in the motivator thread already but since nobody can figure out NOT to quote images a hundred times over I'm not bothering with it.

[Flying-Jew]

Christmas Ape wrote...

CherryColaLola wrote...
"That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" "

I've almost gone out to get a PC version to take a good Klendagon screen shot and use it for a motivational with exactly that text...it might be in the motivator thread already but since nobody can figure out NOT to quote images a hundred times over I'm not bothering with it.

Here you go! 

[JRCHOharry]

Nice try Flying-Jew. I think he wanted a screenshot of the PLANET Klendagon

Not the marines