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[Flying-Jew]

JRCHOharry wrote...

Nice try Flying-Jew. I think he wanted a screenshot of the PLANET Klendagon
Not the marines

Someone needs to make a buuble cloud come out of Shepard's head with a picture of that planet!

Modifié par Flying-Jew, 25 mai 2010 - 09:08 .

[badkenbad]

Video of Renegade Shepard breaking up the fight between Tali and Legion (and all other conflict resolutions, too)

Rukar: Guns are better than fish!

Blasto: This one has forgotten whether its heat sink is over capacity. It wonders if the criminal scum is feeling  fortunate.

Human Customer: I just need to pick up some spices. Amino dexterous and amino sinister, if you have it.
Turian Shopkeep: You don't mix your spice chirality! What cooking school did you say you went to?

Jack: I feel like... I'm pissed off. I'm a dangerous b*tch. But then I'm a little girl again.

Joker: Ah, does it breach uniform regs if I get that on a crew shirt? Because this is my favorite "You have no choice!" choice ever.
Shepard: Technically, this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants.

Game Salesman: For ten credits we offer data protection on any game we sell. If the copy protection ever malfunctions, you can download a new copy free!

On Illium:
So consider it a way to weed out the people too stupid to know their limits.
Sometimes you just say these things, and... I don't know. Maybe it's because your father was a Batarian?
Wow, you're pulling that on me? My father was an excellent caretaker!

Shepard telling off Khalisa al-Jilani (if you skip the Renegade interrupt, you get some dialogue options).

Afterlife Patron: Has anyone seen my kid?

Modifié par badkenbad, 26 mai 2010 - 04:56 .

[CherryColaLola]

LMAO Never tried this before, but go up to the cockpit/bridge on the Normandy and just stand behind Joker looking at him. Don't interact just stand there and stare. He says stuff like...

"Man what I wouldn't give to go planetside. Wading through muck, getting shot in the face. Yea!"

  [Kinda creeped out] "Commander, can I get a mirror up here so I can see when people are standing behind me?"

"Take a holo, it'll last longer."

Haha, Sort of an easter egg for me, never tried it before.  Seth Green ownz!

Modifié par CherryColaLola, 26 mai 2010 - 01:55 .

[Northern Sun]

Shepard: "You better have a good reason for ruining my lunch."



Kasumi: "I bet you can't even say the word 'reapers' without causing a panic. Reapers!"

[Inamber]

Joker:

"You know what pisses me off? Why is this called the cockpit? Alliance ships have bridges, Asari have cockpits. Oh ho, wait, no they don't."

Modifié par Inamber, 26 mai 2010 - 03:32 .

[Armatyr]

krogans have 4 testicles - unknown

[Armatyr]

I clean up what falls through the cracks lol... cracks

[nhsk]

Technically not a ME2 quote but I still love

"Remember to zip up your jumpsuit on the way out of the bathroom, that's good. I just jumped us halfway across the galaxy and hit a target the size of a pinhead, so that's incredible. Besides spectres are trouble, I don't like having him onboard, call me paranoid"

[JediHealerCosmin]

Shepard: "The Collectors are about to find out what happens when you pi** me off"  (even I got a little scared there )

Garrus: "And here I thought I've had my betrayal and attempted murder for this year."

Kasumi: "What did you find?"
Shepard: "A credit chit!" 

Krogan Shaman: "Excellent."  - mr. Burns style

Modifié par JediHealerCosmin, 26 mai 2010 - 01:23 .

[Havoc10K]

my fav was probably when l went to recruit that asari commando, don't remember exactly but take Tali and Garus with you, and use the Paragon enswer to hear them saying,

Tali :so we have a choice not to go on a suicide missions ?

Garrus: gotta remember that!

Shepard (Male): hey l'm serious!

[Havoc10K]

nhsk wrote...

Technically not a ME2 quote but I still love
"Remember to zip up your jumpsuit on the way out of the bathroom, that's good. I just jumped us halfway across the galaxy and hit a target the size of a pinhead, so that's incredible. Besides spectres are trouble, I don't like having him onboard, call me paranoid"

almost everything Joker says is simply EPIC! (and should be purplez!

[EricHVela]

Armatyr wrote...

krogans have 4 testicles - unknown

ME1 while on the Normandy:

Garrus Vakarian: Some Krogan believe that testicle transplants can increase their virility. Counteract the effects of the Genophage. It doesn't work but that doesn't stop them from buying. They'll pay up to 10,000 credits each. Thats 40,000 for a full set. Somebody's making a killing.

[Kikaimegami]

JediHealerCosmin wrote...

Kasumi: "What did you find?"
Shepard: "A credit chit!" 

Shepard: It's clean.
Kasumi: It's a plant!

Cracked me right the hell up.

[eternalnightmare13]

''Go away asari ****'' Grunt in response to Morinth in disguise as Samara.

[EricHVela]

Joker: This is 98% of my job: watching little buttons flash. Sometimes, I push one.

Joker: *singing*

[EricHVela]

Joker's console: *moaning*
Joker (clicks a button): Sorry. That was supposed to go to my earpeice.

Joker: You want luck? Never wash your cap. My dad told me that... I think.

EDIT:
Joker: Come here too often?

Joker: Two years and it all goes into the crapper. That'll teach you to die on me.

Joker: Why is it always claws and guns? Why can't we pis-off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey! Bunnies!

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 28 mai 2010 - 12:23 .

[Christmas Ape]

So far?



The Shaman's incredulous bark of laughter when you headbutt Uvenk, and his moment of stunned silence in reply.

[CherryColaLola]

Haha I just heard Jokers fuzzy planet bunnies remark and LOL'ed. Just in case no one's got this one yet...



Shep - "Got a minute to talk?"

Mordin - "Not right now, trying to figure out how scale itch got on the Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease only carried by Varren. Implications, unpleasant.

[Shepard Lives]

One of my personal favourites: when you land on Korlus and Jedore starts broadcasting bull**** all over the comm channels, if you have Jack in your squad she says "I already want to kill this person." in an absolutely perfect deadpan serious tone.

[Nightvision91]

On the derelict Reaper if you bring Grunt in your squad.



"Dead bodies. Anyone else hungry?"

[FuturePasTimeCE]

ReggarBlane wrote...

Joker's console: *moaning*
Joker (clicks a button): Sorry. That was supposed to go to my earpeice.

Joker: You want luck? Never wash your cap. My dad told me that... I think.

EDIT:
Joker: Come here too often?

Joker: Two years and it all goes into the crapper. That'll teach you to die on me.

Joker: Why is it always claws and guns? Why can't we pis-off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey! Bunnies!

:lol: LMAO. dude Seth Green's funny as hell.

[Christmas Ape]

shepard_lives wrote...

One of my personal favourites: when you land on Korlus and Jedore starts broadcasting bull**** all over the comm channels, if you have Jack in your squad she says "I already want to kill this person." in an absolutely perfect deadpan serious tone.

The first time I heard that it was so immediate after landing and so sudden I thought it had glitched and played her second or third PA address to get that response.

Nope. Jack just really, really hates Jedore (probably because her "climb to success over the corpses" reminds her of home).

[Axeface]

AD:- "Shepard! Our record say that you have earned a total of *Monotonous low-pitched voice* ZERO CREDITS* since your last visit"