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[Durontan]

Mesina2 wrote...

"I let the Destiny Ascension to die with 10 000 on board, INCLUDING THE COUNCIL!"

That's is the most badass Paragon line!

I presume that is what you say in LotSB when you are chasing the asari. If you saved the council you say: I sacrificed hundreds of human lives at the battle of the citadel, I unleased the Rachni on the galaxy (if you did that ofc), do you rly think I have a problem with shoting a civilian.

Badass paragon line.

[DaVanguard]

Kasumi's Bad*ss weekly lines (How much of what she says is true?)

Modifié par DaVanguard, 30 janvier 2011 - 12:55 .

[vanslyke85]

After you bone Miranda, Kasumi says "Really Shepard, right there in the engine room where Tali works?"

gold

[Rune-Chan]

These two are especially funny if you are romancing Tali I think:

"Quarian: So then he says, "Oh, it's okay. Our amino acids are all different, so it's not like we can get diseases or anything if we go natural."
Turian: I'm telling you, this is why you shouldn't date humans.
Quarian: So then I had to explain about cross-species fluid contact. Completely killed the mood.
Turian: Not to mention that you're a quarian. How could he be so insensitive? You deserve somebody who's going to respect you. Somebody who's going to treat you right.
Quarian: Oh, I think I'm just going to stop dating for a while.
Turian: No! Don't do that. Don't let some human spoil you.
Quarian: It's always the same thing. "Ooh, she could get sick. Ooh, she's vulnerable. I wonder what she looks like under the helmet."
Turian: You'll find someone out there who cares about you for who you are. Someone whose food you can eat, even. If you're hurting for something to do, maybe after work we could catch a vid or something?
Quarian: Oh, that's sweet, but a little dry spell isn't going to kill me.
Turian: We could watch 'Fleet and Flotilla', it got awards for its portrayal of, um, turian and quarian relationships.
Quarian: Anyway, if worst comes to worst, I did have the nerve-stimulation program built into my suit.
Turian: And I hear that the loves scenes are... what?
Quarian: Oh yeah. Standard equipment for any responsible adult. Here, let me fire it up... uhh, excuse me human? Private con-ver-say-ti-onn? Ugh.
Turian: A little space, please? "

"Commander Shepard: If you want to help Urdnot you'd need to get back there. But It would take a real bad-ass to make it back while injured.
Sick Krogran: I can do it.
Commander Shepard: You! I said a bad-ass not some scout whining like a quarian with a tummy-ache.
Tali'Zorah: I'm standing right here! "

Wrex is just pure awesome:

"Urdnot Wrex: [turns and headbutts Uvenk] Speak when spoken to, Uvenk. I'll drag your clan to glory whether it likes it or not. "

"Kenneth Donnelly: So Gabby, what do you think of our new quarian boss?
Engineer Gabriella Daniels: Shh, she's right over there.
Kenneth Donnelly: She can't hear us with her head in that bucket. Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful bucket. The whole suit is lovely, quite snug in all the right places.
Tali'Zorah: You know I can hear you.
Engineer Gabriella Daniels: Ha! "

"Commander Shepard: I couldn't do this without you, Garrus.
Garrus Vakarian: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course. "

After playing poker with Tali and the Engineers:

[Shepard wins 100 credits]
Engineer Gabriella Daniels: ****. You play some mean cards, Shepard. I've never seen Kenneth sweat like that.
Tali'Zorah: And I thought I had a good poker face...

Modifié par Machines Are Us, 30 janvier 2011 - 01:54 .

[Major Tao]

 Favorite Lines ~ 

1)   "All haggis tastes like ass anyways."    "Yes -but in the right hands it can taste like mighty FINE ass !"

2)   .... "Damn it girl - stop toying with me."    ( and the preceding lines ! ) 

3)      ...my... she IS limber...  ( and associated lines ! ) 

4)     Dr. Solus  singing solo  !    ( Just wish Shepard was given the option to clap for the professor... ) 

5)     " Hi babe, what can I get ya ?  No sex - I just cleaned the bar..."    

6)    "Next you're going to tell me he's a quint and craps dark matter..."

7)     "Tell me what I want to know - or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a Krogan !"

[MotoSkunkX]

Most of what joker says, but as far as random squad dialogue on missions go one of Zaeed's lines takes the prize.



When you meet that high volus your squadmates all say varying things, mostly telling him to go lie down or some such. Zaeed says something along the lines of, "Want me to kneecap this guy so he doesn't follow us around Shepard?" I laughed so hard.

[Lapis Lazuli]

Overcaptain: "Keep your rutting pet on a short leash. Get him the Rite soon or put him down"

[Null_]

"I am looking for my father you bosh'tet!"

[JediNg]

It's not biotic neural itching is it? Try eternagel! Because nothing should stop you from embracing eternity.