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[Lothial]

"Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the.. the thing more stuff goes in."

[MerchantGOL]

"id never stab you in the back Shepard, Warriors like you and me, Straight to the face"

[PingoBlack]

masterp1975 wrote...

EDI - "Probing Uranus."

Really, Commander?

[Atmosfear3]

HEY EVERYONE! THIS SHOP DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE POOR!

[stillnotking]

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!

[MLG_Jake]

"Don't F*ck With Aria"

[Barhador]

I like some of Harbingers quotes, allthough Sovereigns "rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding", was definitely better.

[D00GS729]

During Miranda's loyalty mission, when you and Miranda are talking to Niket and that Eclipse commander and the eclipse commander says to Miranda,



"Does Cerberus really let you **** around in that outfit?"



OH NO U DIN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WoodWizzard87]

Blasto: Jellies bite back

"License to screw up Commander:"

Modifié par WoodWizzard87, 04 février 2010 - 12:12 .

[cptlee]

I'm TOTALLY with Damoadrthade! I laughed so hard I just about spewed Pepsi out my nose!



"We're going to kick those Collectors right in the daddy bags!"



AWESOME! 9000 internets to that that writer!

[masterp1975]

"In the right hands, haggis can taste like mighty fine ass."

[Squints1318]

"I miss the old role playing games. These days it's all about BIG DECISIONS and VISCERAL COMBAT. I remember when you had to drink water every now and then, and it took five hours real time to fly anywhere."

[ThatDancingTurian]

I can't pick a favorite, so I'll pick favorites from each character (that I have a favorite from, at least).

Shepard: Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say, "Sure. Let's go.
Right now. No strings attached."

Garrus: You know how I like to save the last shot before popping the heat sink. ... Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible.

Tali: I assumed that you were undercover, Shepard. Maybe even trying to blow Cerberus up. If that's the case, I'll loan you a grenade. Otherwise, I'm here for you, not for them.

Miranda: I never settle for anything but the best.

Mordin: I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari and Batarian. I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of biology, because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology). My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!

Joker: This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.

Grunt: (I can't remember the exact wording, but the conversation about him hating Turians.. Especially if you pick the Renegade option and accuse him of starting something with Garrus, and he goes, 'I hate Turians, I don't hate Garrus.')

EDI: I enjoy seeing humans on their knees. ... That was a joke.

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 04 février 2010 - 12:30 .

[YouNiKorn]

When Jack sees new enemies:



"HELLO, DEAD PEOPLE!"

[BI2EWCiTY 414]

"Who said anything about love im just trying to get you in bed"

[Nageth]

Not really a story quote but I love Mordin wondering whether it is flammable or inflammable in the middle of a fight.

[aaniadyen]

"I had reach, but she had flexibility"

[ComTrav]

"I'm Commander Shepard, and THIS is my favorite store on the Citadel!" (Love hearing that in each one)



Joker: Just like old times, eh?

Shepard: I hope it turns out better. I died last time.



Grunt: I'll keep killing things, and you'll keep doing that....funny human thing you do!



Elcor Hamlet.



Anything Mordin says.

[Monglor]

Thane saying, "To get pure results, you must have pure methods" pretty wise for a gecko in a coat.



Wrex on hearing that Shepard got spaced;

"Ahh, that's what redundant nervous systems are for"

"I don't have one of those."

"That must have hurt then."

[Cormanth]

Joker: "Hello? Real leather?"

[Missouri Tigers]

:mellow:Charge:mellow:


OR

Not difficult!

Modifié par Missouri Tigers, 04 février 2010 - 01:21 .

[IccaRa]

This.

[Nageth]

Oh and not a quote but the bartender face palm when talking to Conrad was great.

[Zemore]

This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing Pi because he plugged in the Overlord!





BEST QUOTE INGAME i replayed this bit 5 times laughing my ass off wishing i had glass legs

[D00GS729]

IccaRa wrote...

This.

For some reason during that quote, I felt like Thane was a character in a Judd Apatow movie........