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[Kerberus88]

Jacob : "Doing a good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants; it gives you a warm feeling, but no one seems to notice."



EDI: I like to see humans on their knees... That was a joke.

[JustAnotherNerd]

"Rage is a hell of an anesthetic"

[Alorint]

"Hey EVERYBODY!!! This store discriminates against the poor!!!"

[apotheosic]

"Now show me yours, I bet mine is bigger."

-Renegade Femshep, when confronted about her fighting ability. referring to her gun.

[mdp310]

I really like what Garrus says if you cut off his romance part way through.



"If we want an intimate moment together, we can just blow something up. Again."

[Big I]

"I bet it caused a generation of revenge. What is that, a couple of weeks for them?"

[Arhka]

Zaeed: That's goddamn suicide.



Joker: This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was! Now I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!



Garrus: Just like old times.



Tali: Shepard, I'm glad - Geth! Get down!



Legion: There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is equally likely.



EDI: Although some of your extranet bookmarks are technically illegal in Council Space. That is a joke.

[Arhka]

doh double post

Modifié par Arhka, 25 février 2010 - 03:03 .

[Michoss]

"Hey, it seems you put in more food, and les ASS!"

[mdp310]

Arhka wrote...

Zaeed: That's goddamn suicide.

I freaking love the way Zaeed says "goddamn."

[Relix28]

I am a biotic god. FEAR ME!



Laughed so hard, it nearly knocked me off my seat.

[PandemicFear]

"And so he goes, 'Oh, our amino acids are all different. It's not like you could catch anything if we go natural.'"
- Quarian at the Illium bar, Eternity.

"You humans are all racist!"
- Turian at Citadel Security

"Ah, yes, 'Reapers.'"
- Don't even need to say who.

"Geth do not intentionally infiltrate."
- Legion at Citadel Security

"I delete data like you on the way to real errors."
- Shepard VI as quoted by Captain Bailey

AND

Joker singing (plus an extra lol at the end)

These are my favorite.

Modifié par PandemicFear, 25 février 2010 - 03:31 .

[sapphyreelf]

PandemicFear wrote...

"Ah, yes, 'Reapers.'"
- Don't even need to say who.

Best line!

[Arhka]

PandemicFear wrote...

Joker singing (plus an extra lol at the end)

These are my favorite.

We need to have Joker and Mordin do a sing-off.

[Srslydude01]

Emperor Muad-Dib wrote...

Enkindle this

This!

[sherryb1]

"Tell your assassin to shoot for her head ...'cause she doesn't have a heart"

-Salarian worker



"Should burn nicely!" & "Flamable! -or in-flamable! Forget which!"

-Mordin using Incinerate



"I got better, Shepard. I got you"

-Tali



"Well then their days are numbered. You don't have many enemies Shepard - live ones anyway."

-Dr. Chakwas



Plenty of great lines, those are few that jump out at me.

[Edrick1976]

This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing Pi because he plugged in the Overlord!

[Sulliv9]

enemies everywhere!.....wait

[321scooter]

"Shepard! But... You're dead!!"



"I got better."

[drunken pyromaniac]

paraphrasing joker



"You know, I'm not all that torn up about Wrex not coming with us, too much headbutting, I'm good with our current amount of headbutting."

[NICKjnp]

Shepard points his finger at the beverage with poison in it on Omega.

[NICKjnp]

Edington wrote...

This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing Pi because he plugged in the Overlord!

Who says that?  And where?

[Booglarize]

IccaRa wrote...

This.

Ah, I always love that bit. I think regardless of who you have in your party at the time, someone takes a shot at your character after you say that line. I usually have Garrus with me at this point, and I quite liked his reply: "Hang on... we're allowed to disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told about this?"

[aeetos21]

Shepard to TIM: "I'm having trouble hearing you, there's a lot of bull**** on this line."

[-Skorpious-]

"Ah, yes, 'Reapers.'"