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[Daralii]

D00GS729 wrote...

During Miranda's loyalty mission, when you and Miranda are talking to Niket and that Eclipse commander and the eclipse commander says to Miranda,

"Does Cerberus really let you **** around in that outfit?"

OH NO U DIN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's better if you have Jack in your party,

"I like her. We still recruiting?"

[Booglarize]

NICKjnp wrote...

Edington wrote...

This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing Pi because he plugged in the Overlord!

Who says that?  And where?

Joker himself, in that brief mission where you have to move him around the Normandy during the Collector attack. He says it right before he gives EDI control of the ship - a sarcastic comment about how people will lament the day that he allowed the AI to take control of the ship and start ruling over them, and forcing them to calculate pi because that's just how AIs roll, dammit.
Interestingly enough, one of my own favourite quotes comes from the very beginning of that section, when EDI first asks Joker to give him control - he says (paraphrasing) "If you start singing Daisy Bell, I'm going to lose it." Really cool to see a 2001 reference in there - that Joker must be one hell of a film snob to know about a flick that's (by then) more than 200 years old. 

[Tennyochan]

"lets bring our people home"

"not.one.more"

-Shepard speech during the end.

[Azint]

"And here I thought I had the betrayal and attempted murder for the year."

[Jester8183]

My favorite quote is when you bring Garrus on Mordin's loyalty mission.



Garrus: "That's unfortunate, hospitals aren't fun to fight through."



Shepard: "What is fun to fight through?"



Garrus: "Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."



Or when you stand near Joker for a while you get: "So, come here too often?"

[Nomii]

I like it when you talk to Mordin:

Shepard: Have you got a minute to talk?
Mordin: Later better. Think I've cured Joker's condition. Simple treatment would... No, no, no, no. Would cause liver failure. Never mind. Start from scratch. 
Anything else?
Shepard: I'll let you work...

Modifié par Nomii, 25 février 2010 - 10:04 .

[Aradace]

Joker: Yea, see, this is how it all starts...When we all end up as organic batteries, guess who'll they'll blame? This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.

[Vanaer]

Aradace wrote...

Joker: Yea, see, this is how it all starts...When we all end up as organic batteries, guess who'll they'll blame? This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.

This one is epic.

I also like the quote whereby for the first time EDI and Joker get along, renegade shep something like: 'What's the share here? 20/80?' and Joker: 'No no, more like 10/90'. lol.

[Alorint]

"If Mom could see me now.....we'd have zombies on top of everything else" -Joker

[ki-valdez]

on the citadel where the quarian is accused of stealing. the officer tells the volis: 'I need you to take a deep breath...'

volis returns: 'your *breath breath* mocking *breath breath* me.'

[Zanramon]

This

[nokori3byo]

For me, it's a toss up between the Isaac Newton Speech and Mordin's comment about refusing to experiment on "species with members capable of calculus."

(Edit: I wonder if that excludes Vorcha...)

Modifié par nokori3byo, 18 mai 2010 - 01:32 .

[shoulderfish]

"When you pull that trigger, you are ruining someone's day somewhere, some time. That is why you do not just eyeball it! You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!"
-Gunnery Chief on the Citadel (Isaac-Newton-is-the-deadliest-son-of-a-****-in-space speech)

"Let's hit them where they live."
-Shepard's Renegade speech at the end. I can't help picking it.

Gabby: [.....] Forward tanks are buoyant.
Ken: Are you talking about the Normandy? Or Miranda?
Gabby: I'm talking about the one protected and covered, not bouncing in the breeze.

Modifié par shoulderfish, 18 mai 2010 - 03:37 .

[Spartas Husky]

"the more they know something needs doing, the more they try to hide it".....

Sad reality...sad sad reality

shoulderfish wrote...

Gabby: [.....] Forward tanks are
buoyant.
Ken: Are you talking about the Normandy? Or Miranda?
Gabby: I'm
talking about the one protected and covered, not bouncing in the
breeze.

hahahahaha. funniest one for sure.

ANd who can forget:

"so the guy cleaning the toilets cooks the meals too?/ I wash my hands......most of the time"

Modifié par Spartas Husky, 18 mai 2010 - 03:40 .

[Jackal904]

I like the conversation between the two krogans where one is obsessed with eating a presidium fish. One of them says, "They won't let us in the presidium because they think we're too violent." And the other says, "Yeah, we should just kill them all."



And when the turian says, "You humans are all racist!" That was so ****ing funny.

[Sajuro]

shoulderfish wrote...

"When you pull that trigger, you are ruining someone's day somewhere, some time. That is why you do not just eyeball it! You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!"
-Gunnery Chief on the Citadel (Isaac-Newton-is-the-deadliest-son-of-a-****-in-space speech)

"Let's hit them where they live."
-Shepard's Renegade speech at the end. I can't help picking it.

Gabby: [.....] Forward tanks are buoyant.
Ken: Are you talking about the Normandy? Or Miranda?
Gabby: I'm talking about the one protected and covered, not bouncing in the breeze.

Ken: I don't know , Oprative Lawson's uniform is very official. It always makes me stand at attention.
Gabby: You're such a dog.

[GTYKDME22]

The priiiize.

[GTYKDME22]

This hurts you.

[GTYKDME22]

Pretty much all of this.

[kglaser]

"Good times are over."

"Implications...unpleasant."

[Bookman230]

Spartas Husky wrote...

"the more they know something needs doing, the more they try to hide it".....

Sad reality...sad sad reality

shoulderfish wrote...

Gabby: [.....] Forward tanks are
buoyant.
Ken: Are you talking about the Normandy? Or Miranda?
Gabby: I'm
talking about the one protected and covered, not bouncing in the
breeze.

hahahahaha. funniest one for sure.

ANd who can forget:

"so the guy cleaning the toilets cooks the meals too?/ I wash my hands......most of the time"

This ain't the Alliance! On a Cerberus vessel you do what you can. And I catch what falls through the cracks. Heh, through the cracks.

[Xanthor]

Shepard: We're on a mission. You can either fight at my side or get crushed under my heel. But you will not stand in my way!

[ReapersReign]

[Generic advertiser voice]
"I knew a man that went three days without a Tupari sports drink. He got hit by a shuttle."
"Tupari brings your ancestors back from the grave."
"Nine out of ten Tupari drinkers recommanded Tupari to their friends. The last one is on my list."
"I know you're weakening. Tupari is on your mind. Give in."
"Twelve trillion bottles of Tupari are sold each day. Where's yours? Oh that's right -- it's inside me."

[Gundar3]

Volus shopper: "I want something that says: I own this.... I own you"

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

th blasto spectre thing over the intercom.



The shepard VI with the garrus joking around.



Implications...unpleasant.



Thane: Sleep well. And dream of bulbous women.



and so many others that i can't think of at the moment.