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[JRCHOharry]

"I, uuhh.. Thanks for letting me down easy, Mordin."

[julian08]

And of course every single line from Warlord Okeer is solid gold. I know he is a mad scientist and a krogan supremacist bigot, but damn his voice acting is sweet.

"I will inflict upon the genophage the greatest insult an enemy can suffer: to be ignored."

[Darc_Requiem]

Shepard: "I talked to one of the groundskeepers on the Presidium. That aren't any fish in the lakes"

Kargesh: "What.."



Kargesh sounds so disappointed. I really felt bad for him.

[RUDAL]

Darc_Requiem wrote...

Shepard: "I talked to one of the groundskeepers on the Presidium. That aren't any fish in the lakes"
Kargesh: "What.."

Kargesh sounds so disappointed. I really felt bad for him.

I dont remember exactly how it goes but befor you pick that quest if you stand a bit next to them they are having conversation:

-Do you think there are any fish in presidium
-I dont know the turian guards didnt want to let me in. I hate turians we should kill them
(and a bit later)
-maybe we should try to get there from outside in suits
-where?
-to presiduim
-to kill turians ?


I was laughing do hard 

Modifié par RUDAL, 20 mai 2010 - 05:22 .

[CherryColaLola]

Anyone get Gunnery Chief yet? He had an epic monologue.

Gunnery Chief - "This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth.That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-beach in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?"

Recruit - "Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir!"

Gunnery Chief -"No credit for partial answers, maggot!"

Recruit - "Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!"

Gunnery Chief - "Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire a husk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years.
If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your **** targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a **** firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip."

Recruit - "Sir, yes sir!"

I want to recruit Gunnery Chief so bad. Hell, make him a love interest! 

[Spartas Husky]

Take Garrus. To do GRunt's Loyalty Mission, and when talking to Wrex.



Shepherd: "I have a Krogan cremate that seems to have a problem"



Wrex: "stares.....there is nothing wrong with him, he is just ready for the rite"



Sheppherd: "....I need grunt back to speed what exactly is wrong with him



Wrex: "there isn't anything wrong with him, he is becoming an adult"



Garrus: ".....wait...why can't we just go to Omega and buy him a lap dance instead?????"

[Darc_Requiem]

RUDAL wrote...

Darc_Requiem wrote...

Shepard: "I talked to one of the groundskeepers on the Presidium. That aren't any fish in the lakes"
Kargesh: "What.."

Kargesh sounds so disappointed. I really felt bad for him.

I dont remember exactly how it goes but befor you pick that quest if you stand a bit next to them they are having conversation:

-Do you think there are any fish in presidium
-I dont know the turian guards didnt want to let me in. I hate turians we should kill them
(and a bit later)
-maybe we should try to get there from outside in suits
-where?
-to presiduim
-to kill turians ?


I was laughing do hard 

Yeah I heard that conversation to. The funny thing is in an earlier conversation they complain about Turians thinking all Krogan are dangerous but then in the next sentence they say they should go kill a few Turians. You gotta love Krogan. 

[shumworld]

Don't know if Grunt said this, but in his Loyalty mission I heard someone scream out "I crap harder then that". I butst out laughing when heard that line.

[Eternal Density]

Lots of great quotes here!

Not my favourite line or especially funny, but one that always sticks in my head and that I quote at random semi-appropriate moments (sometimes repeatedly) is:

Miranda: One less!

[inCHAINS]

"Sleep well and dream of bulbous
women." - Thane on biotic god after paragon interrupt

"Is anyone hungry.No?" -
Grunt in quarantine zone the smell of burning bodies

"His operating system is unstable,
he will fail." -Legion on biotic god

"Shepard, want me to kneecap this
guy so he doesn't follow us around?"-Zaeed on biotic god

"You are damaged?" -Legion
on tank bred krogan

"You know me I always like to
savior that last shot before popping the heat sink." -Garrus

"Sleep well, you deluded
jackass."-Zaeed on biotic god

"There was a hole...data
unaviliable."-Legion on N7 armor

“Hell yeah,Put more of the stuff in the
thing…more stuff goes in.” –Shepard while drunk


AND MANY MANY MORE

Modifié par inCHAINS, 21 mai 2010 - 12:49 .

[panic later]

Best quote in the game is Enyala to Miranda:
"I was just waiting for you to finish getting dressed. Or does Cerberus really let you wh_re around in that outfit?"

I think I laughed for two minutes straight.

Modifié par panic later, 21 mai 2010 - 01:43 .

[Hyper Cutter]

panic later wrote...

Best quote in the game is Enyala to Miranda:
"I was just waiting for you to finish getting dressed. Or does Cerberus really let you wh_re around in that outfit?"

I think I laughed for two minutes straight.

"I like her, we still recruiting?"

[MarchWaltz]

Hyper Cutter wrote...

panic later wrote...

Best quote in the game is Enyala to Miranda:
"I was just waiting for you to finish getting dressed. Or does Cerberus really let you wh_re around in that outfit?"

I think I laughed for two minutes straight.

"I like her, we still recruiting?"

*Pew*
*Dodge*

Modifié par MarchWaltz, 21 mai 2010 - 01:53 .

[panic later]

MarchWaltz wrote...

Hyper Cutter wrote...

panic later wrote...

Best quote in the game is Enyala to Miranda:
"I was just waiting for you to finish getting dressed. Or does Cerberus really let you wh_re around in that outfit?"

I think I laughed for two minutes straight.

"I like her, we still recruiting?"

*Pew*
*Dodge*

Haha, yeah.  I think when I brought Jack on another playthrough, I laughed for another 3 minutes.

(5 minutes of total laughter, for those keeping track.)

[FuturePasTimeCE]

Club Afterlife on Omega

Batarian: Stand Still *tries to scan Sheppard*

Sheppard: Try it, and you'll be scanning the inside of your colon!

[EricHVela]

Conrad Verner: "My wife was really supportive. She even paid for my shuttle fare off-world."
Matriach Aethyta: *facepalm*

[SerenityN0w]

Garrus: We had a rematch in her room later I had reach but she she had flexibility. More than one way to work off stress I suppose.

[FuturePasTimeCE]

RUDAL wrote...

Darc_Requiem wrote...

Shepard: "I talked to one of the groundskeepers on the Presidium. That aren't any fish in the lakes"
Kargesh: "What.."

Kargesh sounds so disappointed. I really felt bad for him.

I dont remember exactly how it goes but befor you pick that quest if you stand a bit next to them they are having conversation:

-Do you think there are any fish in presidium
-I dont know the turian guards didnt want to let me in. I hate turians we should kill them
(and a bit later)
-maybe we should try to get there from outside in suits
-where?
-to presiduim
-to kill turians ?


I was laughing do hard 

funny... I love the humorous in game conversations.

[FuturePasTimeCE]

CherryColaLola wrote...

Anyone get Gunnery Chief yet? He had an epic monologue.

Gunnery Chief - "This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth.That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-beach in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?"

Recruit - "Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir!"

Gunnery Chief -"No credit for partial answers, maggot!"

Recruit - "Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!"

Gunnery Chief - "Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire a husk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years.
If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your **** targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a **** firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip."

Recruit - "Sir, yes sir!"


I want to recruit Gunnery Chief so bad. Hell, make him a love interest! 

Yeah, future alliance squad member for M E 3 (should make him look like Leon Scott Kennedy :: hope that isn't considered spamming). 

I love the argument between the turian and human citadel dock clerk. "this is a symbol of my people. you humans are all racists!!!", turian. ****ing funny.

Modifié par FuturePasTimeCE, 21 mai 2010 - 02:52 .

[aksoileau]

Shepard: "We're here to rescue you."



Jack: "Sh*t, you sound like a pu$$y"

[KnifeInYerGutz]

Joker: "What the ****(crap)..."

[FuturePasTimeCE]

KnifeInYerGutz wrote...

Joker: "What the ****(crap)..."

Joker: Sh*t, Sh*t, Sh*t, Sh*t!.
Joker: What the Sh***t?!
classic liner.:happy:

[CherryColaLola]

FuturePasTimeCE wrote...

CherryColaLola wrote...

Anyone get Gunnery Chief yet? He had an epic monologue.

Gunnery Chief - "This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth.That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-beach in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?"

Recruit - "Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir!"

Gunnery Chief -"No credit for partial answers, maggot!"

Recruit - "Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!"

Gunnery Chief - "Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire a husk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years.
If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your **** targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a **** firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip."

Recruit - "Sir, yes sir!"


I want to recruit Gunnery Chief so bad. Hell, make him a love interest! 

Yeah, future alliance squad member for M E 3 (should make him look like Leon Scott Kennedy :: hope that isn't considered spamming). 

I love the argument between the turian and human citadel dock clerk. "this is a symbol of my people. you humans are all racists!!!", turian. ****ing funny.

No doubt. So many good lines hard to pick just a few.  One of the funniest for me was the Bachelor party banter on Illium.

Salarian - "But I don't understand. Humans celebrate marriage contracts by tempting infidelity? That makes no sense!

Human - " Calm down man! Don't embarass me in front of the stripper.

Salarian - "What do turians do. Do turians do this too?"

Turian - "I'm just here for the drinks."

Salarian - "You said bachelor parties were for very close friends, we're just coworkers."

Human - "We've been coworkers for like 5 years though. Aren't Salarian years like dog years?"

Salarian - "Ok, now that's offensive!"

Human - "OK, see that bit there?"

Salarian - "That little divet in her abdomen?"

Human - "It's called a belly button. Humans and Asari have them, and you're going to be doing shots out of it later tonight."

Turian - "That can't be sanitary."

Human - "Not the point man!" 

Modifié par CherryColaLola, 21 mai 2010 - 03:59 .

[CherryColaLola]

Oh yea, and engineer Ken and Gabby's banter
(paraphrasing, it went something like this)
Gabby - "I hear Rupert is actually cooking some good meals lately"
Ken - "Yea right, Rupert couldn't cook a good haggis if his life depended on it."
Gabby - "All Haggis tastes like as_s anyway."
Ken - "Aye, but in the right hands it can taste like mighty fine as_s."

I truly hope Ken and Gabby are back in Me 3, maybe married with children by then. 

Modifié par CherryColaLola, 21 mai 2010 - 06:43 .

[FuturePasTimeCE]

[quote]CherryColaLola wrote...

[quote]FuturePasTimeCE wrote...

[quote]CherryColaLola wrote...

Anyone get Gunnery Chief yet? He had an epic monologue.

Gunnery Chief - "This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth.That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-beach in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?"

Recruit - "Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir!"

Gunnery Chief -"No credit for partial answers, maggot!"

Recruit - "Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!"

Gunnery Chief - "Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire a husk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years.
If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your **** targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a **** firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip."

Recruit - "Sir, yes sir!"


I want to recruit Gunnery Chief so bad. Hell, make him a love interest! 
[/quote]Yeah, future alliance squad member for M E 3 (should make him look like Leon Scott Kennedy :: hope that isn't considered spamming). 

I love the argument between the turian and human citadel dock clerk. "this is a symbol of my people. you humans are all racists!!!", turian. ****ing funny.[/quote]

No doubt. So many good lines hard to pick just a few.  One of the funniest for me was the Bachelor party banter on Illium.

Salarian - "But I don't understand. Humans celebrate marriage contracts by tempting infidelity? That makes no sense!

Human - " Calm down man! Don't embarass me in front of the stripper.

Salarian - "What do turians do. Do turians do this too?"

Turian - "I'm just here for the drinks."

Salarian - "You said bachelor parties were for very close friends, we're just coworkers."

Human - "We've been coworkers for like 5 years though. Aren't Salarian years like dog years?"

Salarian - "Ok, now that's offensive!"

Human - "OK, see that bit there?"

Salarian - "That little divet in her abdomen?"

Human - "It's called a belly button. Humans and Asari have them, and you're going to be doing shots out of it later tonight."

Turian - "That can't be sanitary."

Human - "Not the point man!"  [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/wizard.png[/smilie] that was pretty funny...

Modifié par FuturePasTimeCE, 21 mai 2010 - 06:43 .