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[CherryColaLola]

Dining hall patron - "Rupert! There's something different about tonight meal, it tastes like you put in more food and less as_s."

Rupert - "Yea yea, keep talking."

[hangmans tree]

one that made me smile lately:

Volus: kill them! - to his krogan enforcers (ren interruption)

Garrus & Shep: bang bang zipp

Volus: why do I even bother...

[Sky Shadowing]

Tali- "My brain agrees with you. My gut says I should jack his suit's olfactory filters so that everything smells like refuse!"

[JRCHOharry]

Grunt to Legion - "So its bad to punch a human but its OK to punch you?"

Legion - "Yes. It would not structurally damage us. It may hurt your hand however"



(something lerk that)

[UBER GEEKZILLA]

commander shepard: "im commander shepard and this is my favorite shop on the citadel"

[Liyros]

Shepard's tone of voice when she turns down Jacob at the final romance scene.

"Goodnight Jacob.."

It practically oozes snark.

Modifié par Saslic, 22 mai 2010 - 12:19 .

[nocturne98]

Some of my favorites have already been posted, so I'll list a few I didn't see.

Shepard: "Go to hell. I'll send you there myself."

Shepard: "You can sit here in your cushy chairs, sipping drinks and ****ing about humans because we saved your asses two years ago. If it weren't for the Alliance Fleet, this station would have fallen to Sovereign, and you'd all be Reaper chow right now. You're welcome. Enjoy your drinks, ladies."

Garrus (being a badass fireteam leader): "Suppressing fire! Don't let anything through those doors!"

Modifié par nocturne98, 22 mai 2010 - 03:39 .

[CherryColaLola]

anonymous -"I am a biotic God!"

[vvDRUCILLAvv]

My favorite is when Grunt laughs after killing an enemy, he always makes me smile when he does that.

[Liyros]

I love it when Grunt smiles.



I AM..KROGAN!!



or his "Then we will fight in the shade, but no hiding." during Maestrom. Oh Spartan references.

[KarmaTheAlligator]

Sky Shadowing wrote...

Tali- "My brain agrees with you. My gut says I should jack his suit's olfactory filters so that everything smells like refuse!"

When does she say that??

[Homebound]

Wrex: "Shepard"





*yes he says that in ME2 also

[Asheer_Khan]

KarmaTheAlligator wrote...

Sky Shadowing wrote...

Tali- "My brain agrees with you. My gut says I should jack his suit's olfactory filters so that everything smells like refuse!"

When does she say that??

When Tali is whit you during helping Lia'Vael free her from accusations of stealing volus credit chit.
She is pretty pissed off at that Volus:lol:.

[Flying-Jew]

if you take Kasumi with you to the citadel and talk to Aviana about the reapers, Kasumi says,



"Bet you can't say reapers without inciting a panic. Reapers" (The last word is done so well)

[jwalker]

Sky Shadowing wrote...

Tali- "My brain agrees with you. My gut says I should jack his suit's olfactory filters so that everything smells like refuse!"

When does Tali say that ?

Edit: sorry. It's been answered....

Modifié par jwalker, 22 mai 2010 - 01:03 .

[madisk]

"I delete data like you on the way to real errors."



Best ever.

[JackhammerGR]

nocturne98 wrote...

Shepard: "You can sit here in your cushy chairs, sipping drinks and ****ing about humans because we saved your asses two years ago. If it weren't for the Alliance Fleet, this station would have fallen to Sovereign, and you'd all be Reaper chow right now. You're welcome. Enjoy your drinks, ladies."

I never saw this. Is a renegade reaction to the council?

[Xeranx]

On Tuchanka Wrex says to Uvenk something to the effect of (if not exactly): "I'll drag your clan to glory whether you like it or not".

[Zanramon]

Thane, "Sleep well... and dream of bulbous women."

[TobiTobsen]

CherryColaLola wrote...

Anyone get Gunnery Chief yet? He had an epic monologue.

Gunnery Chief - "This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth.That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-beach in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?"

Recruit - "Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir!"

Gunnery Chief -"No credit for partial answers, maggot!"

Recruit - "Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!"

Gunnery Chief - "Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire a husk of metal, it keeps going until it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years.
If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your **** targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a **** firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip."

Recruit - "Sir, yes sir!"

^ this

and

Grunt, if he is holding the line on the collector ship: "Shepard! You're missing it! It's goddamn glorious! I'll climb out on their bodies!"

[jwalker]

JackhammerGR wrote...

nocturne98 wrote...

Shepard: "You can sit here in your cushy chairs, sipping drinks and ****ing about humans because we saved your asses two years ago. If it weren't for the Alliance Fleet, this station would have fallen to Sovereign, and you'd all be Reaper chow right now. You're welcome. Enjoy your drinks, ladies."

I never saw this. Is a renegade reaction to the council?

Citadel: Forged IDs
That dialog option only appears if you let the Council die in ME1

[jwalker]

TobiTobsen wrote...

Grunt, if he is holding the line on the collector ship: "Shepard! You're missing it! It's goddamn glorious! I'll climb out on their bodies!"

I never got that.
Usually is Thane who answers. If Thane is with Shepard fighting the terminator, is Jack....

[CherryColaLola]

When you run into Kal Reagar and the collosus on Haestrom.



Grunt - "Hah! This is why I follow you Shepard. BIG things."

[jwalker]

Weyrloc Clanspeaker: the asari will scream as their Citadel plunges into the sun ! We will keep the salarians as slaves and eat their eggs as a delicacy !



(Mordin's face, priceless)

[Kootra]

Thane: "Yes....A Suicide mission will do nicely."