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[TobiTobsen]

jwalker wrote...

TobiTobsen wrote...

Grunt, if he is holding the line on the collector ship: "Shepard! You're missing it! It's goddamn glorious! I'll climb out on their bodies!"

I never got that.
Usually is Thane who answers. If Thane is with Shepard fighting the terminator, is Jack....

at 0:25 Grunt is the one who gives the "status report"

[spideyjg]

Swing by and try to talk to Mordin a lot. Many funny lines pop out.



"Found a way to cure Joker, Oh wait destroyed his liver. Never mind"



Can't recall exactly but he chastises you for bothering him so much.



Kasumi is like the ship gossip. Kinda like Kelly so talk to her often.



Says Tali really loves you and talks about you in puppies and rainbows.

[jwalker]

TobiTobsen wrote...



at 0:25 Grunt is the one who gives the "status report"

Thanks!

Everybody else's line is like "Shepard, get me the hell out of here !!". Not Grunt. He's really, really happy there...

[nocturne98]

JackhammerGR wrote...

nocturne98 wrote...

Shepard: "You can sit here in your cushy chairs, sipping drinks and ****ing about humans because we saved your asses two years ago. If it weren't for the Alliance Fleet, this station would have fallen to Sovereign, and you'd all be Reaper chow right now. You're welcome. Enjoy your drinks, ladies."

I never saw this. Is a renegade reaction to the council?

I wish. Jwalker already posted where the quote is from, but here's a video of it.

TobiTobsen wrote...

Grunt, if he is holding the line
on the collector ship: "Shepard! You're missing it! It's goddamn
glorious! I'll climb out on their bodies!"

Epic!

Modifié par nocturne98, 22 mai 2010 - 11:39 .

[TobiTobsen]

jwalker wrote...

TobiTobsen wrote...



at 0:25 Grunt is the one who gives the "status report"

Thanks!

Everybody else's line is like "Shepard, get me the hell out of here !!". Not Grunt. He's really, really happy there...

Yeah! No whining, no complaining, because he is the PERFECT KROGAN holding the line and it's goddamn glorious!

Who needs Captain Kirrahe after this?

[WorpeX]

Surprised these haven't been mentioned yet!



Legion: "Geth do not use windows, they are a structural weakness"



Kasumi: "I swear to God I didn't touch anything" (when being checked by C-Sec.)

[TuringPoint]

When ken and gabby go, "I can't believe she/he came down and talked to us..." "I told you she would."

[Icinix]

nocturne98 wrote...

I wish. Jwalker already posted where the quote is from, but here's a video of it.

LOL
Just AWESOME!!!!
Can never play Renegade myself, but far out that is sweet AS!

[ObserverStatus]

EDI to Joker: Some of your extranet bookmarks are technically illegal in council space

[VampireCommando]

TobiTobsen wrote...

jwalker wrote...

TobiTobsen wrote...

Grunt, if he is holding the line on the collector ship: "Shepard! You're missing it! It's goddamn glorious! I'll climb out on their bodies!"

I never got that.
Usually is Thane who answers. If Thane is with Shepard fighting the terminator, is Jack....

at 0:25 Grunt is the one who gives the "status report"

Damn that was hilarious, i expected something less of grunt.

[Spartas Husky]

how you get grunt to speak??/ for that matter, how you get anyone to speak? I always either get Thane, Garrus or Jack.

[Spartas Husky]

Icinix wrote...

nocturne98 wrote...

I wish. Jwalker already posted where the quote is from, but here's a video of it.

LOL
Just AWESOME!!!!
Can never play Renegade myself, but far out that is sweet AS!

wow......wow......just wow.

[FourSixEight]

The famous 'reach and flexibility' quote is probably the one I liked the most; had me paralyzed with laughter, I wasn't expecting *Garrus* to say something like that...that, and the entire conversation between Valley Girl Quarian and Friend Zone Turian.

Also:





Tupari Machine: Nine out of ten Tupari drinkers recommend it to their friends! The last one is ON MY LIST!





Shepard: The Normandy was destroyed; I ended up spaced.

Wrex: Well, you look good. Ah, the benefits of a redundant nervous system, eh?

Shepard: Yeah, humans don't have those...

Wrex: Oh. Well, then, it must have been very painful for you, then.




Joker: Commander, can we shut this thing [EDI] off?

Shepard: If you don't want to hear it, turn the damn sound off.

Joker: That doesn't change anything, it's still watching. Like some creepy kid staring at the back of your head in comp sci, and you just want to punch him, but you can't 'cause he's *special* and sets fires or something...



Grunt: [...] I get it! The enemy was destroyed to punish them all and send a message. I get it; I hate turians. I thought you'd be glad.

Shepard: Yeah, I don't think I'll be coming down here anymore.





Half of what Grunt says is pure gold. He's hopping up and down with glee every time there's a fight, and every time there's not, he's eagerly telling my FemShep about his imprints, like a young boy talking to his mom.

[numotsbane]

And Uvenk! I wanted to disembowel him...

[jwalker]

Spartas Husky wrote...

how you get grunt to speak??/ for that matter, how you get anyone to speak? I always either get Thane, Garrus or Jack.

I think Jack and Thane are dead in that vid. And Garrus is with Shepard. That's probably why Grunt gets to give the status report...

Modifié par jwalker, 23 mai 2010 - 08:23 .

[jkstexas2001]

After completing the Grunt's loyalty mission, on the intercom "After their victory over the thresher maw, Grunt has received three mating requests and Shepherd has also received one" - And Grunt goes "HA!"



As Okeer was dying, he says "Grunt, perfect" - just like the samurai leader as he died at the end of The Last Samurai, who was trying to come up with the last line of his haiku

[Marah_Fayne]

My favorite line to this day is Garrus' response to "Where is is good to fight?"



"Gardens, electronic stores, antique shops - but only if they're classy."

[Icinix]

This quote is up there with the best.

Modifié par Icinix, 23 mai 2010 - 10:08 .

[FourSixEight]

numotsbane wrote...

And Uvenk! I wanted to disembowel him...

FemShep: Grunt, we talked about this, you can't just Concussion Shot everyone that bothers you.

Grunt: But, Tank Mother! Uvenk insulted you and insulted Jack....and insulted my battleMAAASTER--!

FemShep: Sorry, dearest...

Grunt: Graagh...eat Concussion Shot!

FemShep: No, Grunt!

Grunt: Just one Concussion Shot, it'll barely hurt him.

FemShep: Bad Grunt! No Concussion Shot!

Grunt: ....yes, Tank Mother. But he'll-


(Tali takes him out with a single shotgun blast; FemShep stares at her)


Tali: Problem, Officer?

Modifié par FourSixEight, 23 mai 2010 - 11:07 .

[CherryColaLola]

WorpeX wrote...

Surprised these haven't been mentioned yet!

Legion: "Geth do not use windows, they are a structural weakness"

EDI - "Right, Geth are uber tech nerds and use Linux."

[CherryColaLola]

bobobo878 wrote...

EDI to Joker: Some of your extranet bookmarks are technically illegal in council space

Wow!  I always see that line from EDI directed towards my Shepard and not Joker. EDI says it just after Shepard says somethi8ng like "Distractions are ok."

I wonder what that says about my RL bookmarks 

[Flying-Jew]

FourSixEight wrote...

numotsbane wrote...

And Uvenk! I wanted to disembowel him...

FemShep: Grunt, we talked about this, you can't just Concussion Shot everyone that bothers you.

Grunt: But, Tank Mother! Uvenk insulted you and insulted Jack....and insulted my battleMAAASTER--!

FemShep: Sorry, dearest...

Grunt: Graagh...eat Concussion Shot!

FemShep: No, Grunt!

Grunt: Just one Concussion Shot, it'll barely hurt him.

FemShep: Bad Grunt! No Concussion Shot!

Grunt: ....yes, Tank Mother. But he'll-


(Tali takes him out with a single shotgun blast; FemShep stares at her)


Tali: Problem, Officer?

Grunt taken out from a single shotgun blast? I doubt the M-920 Cain would put a dent on his armor 

[vvDRUCILLAvv]

FourSixEight wrote...

numotsbane wrote...

And Uvenk! I wanted to disembowel him...

FemShep: Grunt, we talked about this, you can't just Concussion Shot everyone that bothers you.

Grunt: But, Tank Mother! Uvenk insulted you and insulted Jack....and insulted my battleMAAASTER--!

FemShep: Sorry, dearest...

Grunt: Graagh...eat Concussion Shot!

FemShep: No, Grunt!

Grunt: Just one Concussion Shot, it'll barely hurt him.

FemShep: Bad Grunt! No Concussion Shot!

Grunt: ....yes, Tank Mother. But he'll-


(Tali takes him out with a single shotgun blast; FemShep stares at her)


Tali: Problem, Officer?

Tali taking Grunt out? I think not! That Quarian wouldn't be able to get a shot off before Grunt pummeled her flat.

[tyrantofgod]

renegade to scout on tuchanka w/ tali in party goes something like

shepard- " now quit whining like a quarian with a tummy ache."

Tali- "im standing right here"