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#2701
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LOL, Jane!! That sounds a lot like my Morgan Shepard. xD He's very much pansexual, and will sleep with everything. xD

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FenrisDeSolar wrote...

*applauds Brody!*

You are so right, I want to bake you a cake! But, really, Joker with Receding hair? >_O


Thank you!  ^^

Joker had a bad camera angle in ME1 and I was thinking, "jeez, he has a high forehead.  where's his hair?  is it receding? maybe that's why he wears the hat," and I've never gotten it out of my head.  >.<

I might make a new FemShep, because I lost interest in my other one for Joker.  on the other hand, I don't think I have the patience to go through several more playthroughs of ME.  I might be losing my threshold.  I still have 4 to play through on ME1. 
I started a Shep who is shall we say, licentious.  She has an oddly bungled sense of humor (wry, vulgar, sarcastic, AND dry!), and likes to make jokes with friends, but doesn't second guess her authority figures.  She went for Liara because Alliance regs prevented her from going after Ash or Kaid, and she will go for Jacob because she will think he's hot (and part of me wants to see how Liara reacts to that).  She might go for Joker if he's available in ME3.  And I'll justify that because Sabina didn't want a deep meaningful relationship after being resurrected in ME2, and Joker had never shown interest until ME3.  I don't know.  Meh! 

Modifié par Brodyaha, 01 octobre 2010 - 11:50 .


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Oh, I see... xD I can't imagine him having receding hair. O_O



I'm loving my new FemShep, Hannah Shepard, more and more as I play her. She feels like a part of me now! She's by far my most badass Shep ever! She's got a hard, cold front and she's not much softer on the inside, despite having grown up with a "loving" family! She's the butcher of Torfan! :o

Lol, this is what I've made for Joker. A monstaarh... She's very anal about regs too, so she won't put a finger on Joker, even though she initially eyes him up. And she's not interested in Liara. Too innocent for her. Kaidan is a nice guy, but she feels as if he keeps trying to change her. Soften her up. Ashley's her byotch, and Wrex is her BFF. xD She's Joker's gal. Something for him to handle with care, you know.



If anyone can love her, Joker can!



Btw, I'm drawing some Joker fanart for you. It's semi-innocent. xD

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FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Oh, I see... xD I can't imagine him having receding hair. O_O

I'm loving my new FemShep, Hannah Shepard, more and more as I play her. She feels like a part of me now! She's by far my most badass Shep ever! She's got a hard, cold front and she's not much softer on the inside, despite having grown up with a "loving" family! She's the butcher of Torfan! :o
Lol, this is what I've made for Joker. A monstaarh... She's very anal about regs too, so she won't put a finger on Joker, even though she initially eyes him up. And she's not interested in Liara. Too innocent for her. Kaidan is a nice guy, but she feels as if he keeps trying to change her. Soften her up. Ashley's her byotch, and Wrex is her BFF. xD She's Joker's gal. Something for him to handle with care, you know.

If anyone can love her, Joker can!

Btw, I'm drawing some Joker fanart for you. It's semi-innocent. xD


why do I get the feeling that you stress semi more than innocent :lol:

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J4N3_M3 wrote...
why do I get the feeling that you stress semi more than innocent :lol:


You probably know me too well... xD I'm trying to make it very innocent, but I'm me, so it's hard. xD

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FenrisDeSolar wrote...

I never realised his mom was dead... o_O That must suck for him. I can imagine them being sort of close in their own way. :/

He mentions that... well, it's one of the things he says if you lurk behind him for a while.
"If my mom could see me now...we'd have zombies on top of everything."

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Kalithera wrote...

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

I never realised his mom was dead... o_O That must suck for him. I can imagine them being sort of close in their own way. :/

He mentions that... well, it's one of the things he says if you lurk behind him for a while.
"If my mom could see me now...we'd have zombies on top of everything."


Huh, no, I mean, I'd heard the line. Just never realised what he meant. Now I feel like an insensitive idiot. o_O

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been playing around with the Gibbed Audio extractor today....thought I'd share these with you guys

All Audio Files Joker - ME 2 size about 7 MB, rar-file. You will need the VLC-player to play them since they are the plain extracted *.ogg format.....enjoy :)

there are quite a few I haven't heard before.

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FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Kalithera wrote...

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

I never realised his mom was dead... o_O That must suck for him. I can imagine them being sort of close in their own way. :/

He mentions that... well, it's one of the things he says if you lurk behind him for a while.
"If my mom could see me now...we'd have zombies on top of everything."


Huh, no, I mean, I'd heard the line. Just never realised what he meant. Now I feel like an insensitive idiot. o_O


It took me a couple of times hearing it before I realized what he meant. Then I was like "Oh! Oh."  :unsure: :: attempts to make Shepard hug Joker or at least pat him sympathetically on the shoulder ::

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Rhia87 wrote...

It took me a couple of times hearing it before I realized what he meant. Then I was like "Oh! Oh."  :unsure: :: attempts to make Shepard hug Joker or at least pat him sympathetically on the shoulder ::


Aww. I wish we could've hugged him! O_O

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Brodyaha, that receiving hair line you mentioned might be the angle where he isn't wearing his cape in ME. You know when he has to make that awesome drop from only twenty meters XD though it was like :o he took off his hat it was also a bad camera angle.

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Yeah, he had a lot of bad camera angles in ME1, but in ME2... phwoar!! xD

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Whew! Yes....bad camera angles....that's probably it. Thanks guys. ^.^

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no problem ^_^ it is why we are here to help each other out. IN that scene I like to think that Joker gives his hat to shepard to hold <_< and she takes it with her and then gives it back to him later... in a private manner -cough -cough-

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Lol, that'd be pretty cool. Considering he always wears that hat, it must be really special to him! xD Naaw... Cute... xD

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the only other person i have seen wear a hat the requisitions officer and I thought he was pretty cute... O_O maybe I just have a thing for guys in hats lol but Joker is my favorite :D and my Mia's favorite too she is really hoping that in ME3 they can talk about other issues then crew members, past times, and the continues complaining of EDI and her re-insuring him it will be alright.

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I liked the requisitions officer too ^.~

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Maybe he gives it to Shepard before fighting the Reapers.  It becomes a new piece of equipment.
Health +10
Shields +0
Resolve +100

Modifié par Brodyaha, 03 octobre 2010 - 04:35 .


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Brodyaha wrote...

Maybe he gives it to Shepard before fighting the Reapers.  It becomes a new piece of equipment.
Health +10
Shields +0
Resolve +100


This made me baww. Cutest thing I've ever read! Can I use it in my signature?! :o

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Go ahead Fenris!! ^.^
And good morning everybody!
Going on the cap idea, I would love it if Shepard got to wear stuff from his/her love interests. Call me cheesy, but it would be awesome to see Joker's hat in Shepard's closet, or maybe we could have the option to wear Kaidan's N7 hoodie.
I don't know what ManShep would wear of Ashley's, he'd probably rip it cause he's so big. >.< Maybe she would give him her father's Alliance cap. And it would look like the requisition officer's. ^.^

Modifié par Brodyaha, 03 octobre 2010 - 02:21 .


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That's a really sweet idea, Brody. For Ashley, I'd like to see a rosary of something... It would suit her. :D and Sheploo would look great in it... xD

EDIT; I'm drawing that now... xD

Modifié par FenrisDeSolar, 03 octobre 2010 - 02:30 .


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Brodyaha wrote...

Going on the cap idea, I would love it if Shepard got to wear stuff from his/her love interests. Call me cheesy, but it would be awesome to see Joker's hat in Shepard's closet, or maybe we could have the option to wear Kaidan's N7 hoodie.
I don't know what ManShep would wear of Ashley's, he'd probably rip it cause he's so big. >.< Maybe she would give him her father's Alliance cap. And it would look like the requisition officer's. ^.^

D'AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW! :wub: You just took 5 minutes of my life with your idea - I was squee'ing hard ♥
Wearing Joker's hat sounds so awesome I probably couldn't stand it. Same with Kaidan's hoodie.
Joker's hat: *troll face* Those fangirls can't handle me.

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I don't see Joker handing his hat to anyone unless it's behind closed doors with someone he really, REALLY cares about. But that might just be me. I would love though, if he said "Don't die on me again." before Shep goes into the final battle and she smiles at him, maybe even presses his hand. That would be awesome.

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Okay, I'm sure this has been said before but if you "romance" Joker the same way you do everone else you'll shatter his hips/pelvis. Not such a good time.

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Cancer Puppet wrote...

Okay, I'm sure this has been said before but if you "romance" Joker the same way you do everone else you'll shatter his hips/pelvis. Not such a good time.


It's not up to us to analyze the bedroom tactics of people with brittle bones.

But if you can romance somebody in the game who can potentially die (Tali), or have the risk of anaphylactic shock if she "ingests," (FemShep), then broken bones is much less severe of a side effect.

EDIT: Mordin's romance advice was awesomely hilarious.  I would love for him to give advice regarding Joker.

Modifié par Brodyaha, 04 octobre 2010 - 01:57 .