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[Kalithera]

Cancer Puppet wrote...

Okay, I'm sure this has been said before but if you "romance" Joker the same way you do everone else you'll shatter his hips/pelvis. Not such a good time.

*sigh* Yeah, it has, and while I'm sure I could rant about that for quite a while...

Vrolik's syndrome is a real thing--the technical term is 'osteogenesis imperfecta'.  People who have this still lead normal lives--many get married and have children.
Add to this Brodyaha's comments, and it becomes apparent that romancing Joker is a far safer (and more fun, though your opinion may differ) choice for both parties involved than some of the other canon romances.

So.
People with Vrolik's syndrome do not shatter at the smallest touch.
You are in no risk of anaphalaxis by indulging in Joker love. 
No Jokers will be harmed by exposure to untreated to air.

Possible side effects include:  a sharper wit, the tendency to laugh until you're out of air, and the appearance of an N7 baseball cap among your personal belongings.

People with no sense of humor and/or a pole lodged firmly in their nether regions are not
advised to partake of Joker Love.

If you sure unsure where to obtain this, please consult your nearest Bioware doctor.
(...well this went somewhere weird. )

Modifié par Kalithera, 04 octobre 2010 - 02:23 .

[J4N3_M3]

They use to implant rods into patients' bones to make them more stable. While kids grow, these rods have to be removed every once in a while because the rods don't grow with the bone, naturally. Even adults still have rods in their bones. For Broken Wings I actually hung out in a forum for OE people and read through hundreds of posts. Many who have type 3, even 4 or 5 and have reached adult stage (which is basically the bigger risk, growing up and all) have a normal sex life. And unlike the common opinion that the woman is always on top, that's usually a position many dread for the first time because that seems to be a position that can break bones way more easily than regular missionary. I know someone who has OE, don't know which type though and he confirmed that actually.

So for Joker I think, unless he's with a partner, that's going crazy in bed, I think, sex is just as normal for him as for everyone else.

[FenrisDeSolar]

Perhaps a bit of both, Brody... o_O If he had the rod, and they densed his bones up, then he should've been able to walk fairly well... And that would explain why he didn't break anything when he fell over. xD

[J4N3_M3]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Perhaps a bit of both, Brody... o_O If he had the rod, and they densed his bones up, then he should've been able to walk fairly well... And that would explain why he didn't break anything when he fell over. xD

I think he had rods in there before but my guess is that Cerberus has more advanced technology at hands, so while he still may have rods in his bones, they may have also given him something to make the outer surface of the bone more stable. Since they didn't have heavy bone weave at that point - Shepard gets that later through research - they may have used something similar. Something, my mind still has to find a name for in Broken Wings -.-

[FenrisDeSolar]

Yeah, I definitely think he had the rods before ME2, and all this talk about rods is making me all... giggly... xD



What I think is that Cerberus would've changed them and stuff. Just upgraded him. o_O

[J4N3_M3]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Yeah, I definitely think he had the rods before ME2, and all this talk about rods is making me all... giggly... xD

What I think is that Cerberus would've changed them and stuff. Just upgraded him. o_O

I gotta jump out of this discussion, otherwise i'd reveal too much of my story xD 

[FenrisDeSolar]

Aw, damn. xD Let's have a Joker instead.







Serious Joker is serious... xD

[J4N3_M3]

I think I should photoshop Joker's head into one of these...."purrty" pictures I have xD *whistles innocently*

[FenrisDeSolar]

J4N3_M3 wrote...

I think I should photoshop Joker's head into one of these...."purrty" pictures I have xD *whistles innocently*

DO IT!

[FenrisDeSolar]

Okay, guys. I've FINALLY uploaded part three of "Because I Give a F***"

If you wanna read it on dA; it's here.

If you wanna read it on FF.net; it's here.

Reviews and comments are always nice. ;D And yes, this is the last part. Final. Finished. It's DONE!

Modifié par FenrisDeSolar, 05 octobre 2010 - 12:38 .

[Quaay]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

Okay, guys. I've FINALLY uploaded part three of "Because I Give a F***"

If you wanna read it on dA; it's here.

If you wanna read it on FF.net; it's here.

Reviews and comments are always nice. ;D And yes, this is the last part. Final. Finished. It's DONE!

Yay!

[carilynn46]

PSSSH!! your not done your just starting lol but very good none the less Solar and same to you Jane I am really seeing joker in a new light not sure if I am liking it or just hating it because all the girls he is banging I wish was shepard lol

[J4N3_M3]

carilynn46 wrote...

PSSSH!! your not done your just starting lol but very good none the less Solar and same to you Jane I am really seeing joker in a new light not sure if I am liking it or just hating it because all the girls he is banging I wish was shepard lol

xD Thanks....well, I have no intentions of pairing him up with Shepard. But he's a pimp  xD

Okay, This one may not be safe for work so you better don't click it when people are around. Last night, it crashed and I forgot to save. Had to start all over again....Shepard & Joker...:innocent:

[Universitas_C]

Whoo-hoo, FFN definitely needs more Shep/Joker. You know, to break up the clumps of "those" pairings.

Some sicko in me kinda wants my main Fem!Shep's romance with Kaidan to end badly so she can dump him for Joker. So that would make my main Sheps of both genders paired up with the pilot. Then again....

Speaking of which, I'd like to join in on the shameless self promotion. I've been working on this fic called "Chessboard" for some time. Post-ME2, a pretty gen fic with established M!Shep/Joker on the side. Funny that there aren't many gen, plot-centered, action-y fics with a slash pairing. But yeah, I do love my M!Shep/Joker. Fics more centered on the relationship are in my profile.

[FenrisDeSolar]

@Brody, thanks, that's sorta what I was going for. xD



@Carilynn, I admit, there is more Shoker in the works, but that particular story is done. Sawreh! :3



@Jane, woah. That one was hawt hawt hawt. I love it. o_O Carry on! Give us moar!! xD



@Universitas, yeap. Definitely needs to be more slash on FF.net. Particularly when it comes to Shepard and Joker!! xD Cutest slash-pairing ever? YUS! I have a fic where it's semi-slashy, but with Joker and Kaidan. But they're both with FemShep too. Yay, threesomes! xD

[J4N3_M3]

FenrisDeSolar wrote...

@Jane, woah. That one was hawt hawt hawt. I love it. o_O Carry on! Give us moar!! xD

gimme the pictures, I'll do the editing....I'm lacking good screenshots here....and other "stuffs" 

[FenrisDeSolar]

Hrm. *goes off to find pictures*

[Tooneyman]

@J4N3_M3 I've gotten to chapter three of your fan fic broken wings and I must say it has sucked me in. Your definitely a good writer. I still have a problem with Joker saying the F-word, but its your story. Just seems more of the poo speaker. I'll finish the rest of broken wings next week. I just got a fanficition acount myself so I have to wait a couple of days. It finally took me a week to come up with an idea for Joker and Femshep short story, but I think you all our going to like it. Lets put it this way. Its right after the suicide mission. I'll have it posted by friday which I will. I'll post it on my blog here and on fanfic. I'm calling it "Joker's Glance." +D
Now as for a joker remark.

Joker looks out at the reaper fleet.
Joker: Wow, I feel like I'm in an aqarium, only this one is filled with giant metal things which shoot lazy beams and can make you a mindless zombie slave!

I also say if your going to cure jokers condition what they should do it try the wolverine technic. You know metal bones. Who knows maybe thats what they did.

Modifié par Tooneyman, 05 octobre 2010 - 10:53 .

[J4N3_M3]

Tooneyman wrote...

@J4N3_M3 I've gotten to chapter three of your fan fic broken wings and I must say it has sucked me in. Your definitely a good writer. I still have a problem with Joker saying the F-word, but its your story. Just seems more of the poo speaker. I'll finish the rest of broken wings next week.

Glad you like it so far  And yeah, I've moved away from the F-Word in the later chapters. I see him as poo speaker myself but sometimes even he does use the F-Word....

[Tooneyman]

J4N3_M3 wrote...

Tooneyman wrote...

@J4N3_M3 I've gotten to chapter three of your fan fic broken wings and I must say it has sucked me in. Your definitely a good writer. I still have a problem with Joker saying the F-word, but its your story. Just seems more of the poo speaker. I'll finish the rest of broken wings next week.

Glad you like it so far  And yeah, I've moved away from the F-Word in the later chapters. I see him as poo speaker myself but sometimes even he does use the F-Word....

I'm glad I will let you know what I think of the final bit of it. The whole GF thing was kind of sad. It made me want to get my femshep and hold joker from behind. I've got this image of joker in my head. Where femshep comes up behind his chair and puts her arms around him.

[J4N3_M3]

Tooneyman wrote...

J4N3_M3 wrote...

Tooneyman wrote...

@J4N3_M3 I've gotten to chapter three of your fan fic broken wings and I must say it has sucked me in. Your definitely a good writer. I still have a problem with Joker saying the F-word, but its your story. Just seems more of the poo speaker. I'll finish the rest of broken wings next week.

Glad you like it so far  And yeah, I've moved away from the F-Word in the later chapters. I see him as poo speaker myself but sometimes even he does use the F-Word....

I'm glad I will let you know what I think of the final bit of it. The whole GF thing was kind of sad. It made me want to get my femshep and hold joker from behind. I've got this image of joker in my head. Where femshep comes up behind his chair and puts her arms around him.

well, if it made you said already, let me tell you, it will get worse...kinda....sorta....

[FenrisDeSolar]

You can't tell us that, Jane! Now I feel all :/ about it. >_<

Don't make Joker sad!