LOL!!!
Okay, my list is a little longer, Wejki. It looks sort of like this:
-Joker

-More dialogue with Joker

-Jokermance

-Kaidan
-Kaidan
-Kaidan
-The full team back
-Love scenes like the ones in ME1. Tasteful and LOVEing. Not bootycall-like. That means NO ENGINEROOMS Bioware.
-All romances to be developed (including Jacob.)
-Asari strippers on the Normandy!

-A Female Turian LI for both mShep and fShep.
-More squad interaction and squad banter.
-I want my squadmates to be able to move around the Normandy. Be nice to see one or two of them eat something, or have a drink with Kasumi.
-I want squadmates to be able to have relationships. Jacob and Kasumi is just waiting to happen. Garrus and Tali would be cute, just like Jack and Zaeed. But please keep Kelly and her varren off my ship. ¬_¬
-I want the skill system reverted to that of ME1.
-I want the armour customisation from ME2, but the variety of equipment from ME1.
-I want my Mako. ¬_¬ It was mine. I had fun in it. Humping Colossi isn't as easy on foot.
-I want Tali to be able to carry the Cain. It would suit her!

-I want Wrex on my team, or at the very least to have a lot more dialogue for him
-I want Joker
There's a lot more though... But those are my most important points.